How Tesla ruined the grading curve for other car companies, people aren’t quite sure when it’s rude to use their phones, a billion people used Facebook on Monday, Instagram discovers rectangles, and Jon Oliver teaches Americans geography.
Tesla Too Awesome; Broke Consumer Reports
You know that kid who did so well in school that he messed up the curve for everyone else? That’s what auto manufacturers are going through right now, and electric car company Tesla is the overachiever.
The all-wheel drive version of the Tesla Model S accelerates twice as fast as other vehicles despite its staggering “fuel” efficiency. Bloomberg reports that this prompted Consumer Reports to adjust the numbers.
“This is a glimpse into what we can expect down the line, where we have cars with the performance of supercars and the comfort, convenience and safety features of a luxury car while still being extremely energy efficient. We haven’t seen all those things before.” -Jake Fisher, Consumer Reports
Efficiency, power and luxury. You can have it all, but it’s not cheap: the car sells for over $100,000.
We Think It’s Rude to Use Phones in Public; Do So Anyway
When is it okay to use your phone? We’re still working this out, meaning many Americans hold contradicting viewpoints, as new Pew Research Center study clearly demonstrates.
For example: 82 percent of adult Americans think it “frequently or occasionally” hurts conversation to use your phone during group activities, yet 89 percent of cellphone owners say they used their phone during their last group outings. It’s just one of many ways in which we’re all trying to work out the rules of social interaction when it comes to phone use.
A few more examples, from Pew’s website:
Fully 77% of all adults think it is generally OK for people to use their cellphones while walking down the street and 75% believe it is OK for others to use phones on public transit. But only 38% think it is generally OK for others to use cellphones at restaurants and just 5% think it is generally OK to use a cellphone at a meeting.
Clearly there are a lot of rules we’re all working out. This inspired me, so I decided to carry out my own completely unscientific study and search Twitter for “phone public rude”. Here’s what I learned: use your phone on speaker in public and everyone will hate you:
Talking on ur phone in public transportation is so rude
— Misha??:? (@Nick_carragay) August 20, 2015
Same guy, on the phone (naturally): "I hope my phone doesn't die."
That makes one of us, rude public phone-using guy.
— Jeff Campbell (@Darchmare) August 4, 2015
why do ppl put their phone on speaker in public….. esp at a restaurant… that's rude, no one wants to hear your conversation
— goblin Alf ? (@doctorhesler) July 27, 2015
I hate people that use speaker on there phone in public. We get it your loud and rude
— B3ta the bun (@master_B3ta) July 17, 2015
I couldn’t find any data about being a prick with a selfie stick, but I’m sure it’s out there.
More Than a Billion People Used Facebook on Monday
1 billion seconds = 32 years.
— Fact (@Fact) August 27, 2015
Facebook reached a big milestone on Monday – for the first time, one billion users logged in on the same day.
One. Billion. People. That’s nearly 1/7th the entire planet. A single company reached all those people, on one day (and showed them advertisements).
Mark Zuckerberg, naturally, is pleased:
“A more open and connected world is a better world. It brings stronger relationships with those you love, a stronger economy with more opportunities, and a stronger society that reflects all of our values”. -Mark Zuckerberg
For context: FIFA claims the World Cup, one of the biggest sporting events on the planet, reaches 715.1 million people. That means FIFA’s own estimate of its total audience is 300 million people short of Facebook’s traffic…on Monday.
Even more context: earlier this year the Internet had 3 billion users for the first time. That means 1 in 3 Internet users used Facebook Monday (though oddly many Facebook users don’t realize they’re using the Internet).
Instagram Discovers Rectangles
Since time immemorial, Instagram has allowed images and videos in but one shape: the square. Until now.
Instagram users can now upload photos in landscape or portrait, in addition to the “traditional” square images pioneered by the company. What a time to be alive.
Jon Oliver Is Teaching Americans Geography
And finally, Jon Oliver is changing entertainment, but he’s got another mission: teaching Americans geography. It’s possibly the best running joke on the show, and you need to experience it.
If this doesn’t encourage you to look at a map and Change how you see the world, nothing will.
Your Views On Today’s News
So, what do you think? Did Tesla cheat? When is it rude to use your phone? Did any sites you run get a billion hits today? If so, is your server on fire? What shapes should Instagram add next? Let’s talk bout all this and so, so much more in the comments below.