The Useless Web – StumbleUpon For The Strange Side Of The Internet

Dave Parrack 28-11-2012

strange internet sitesThere are thought to be around 7.6 billion pages on the Web at the time of writing. Even I, someone who spends most of their life online in some capacity or other, would never be able to visit every single page. Having so many pages on the Web means a little curation goes a long way. Which is part of the reason MakeUseOf itself exists; to find the best sites on the Web so you don’t have to do so.


The thing is, a fair proportion of that total aren’t going to be especially useful. They may simply be parked domains, or sites which are devoid of any love and attention. And then there are those that are intentionally useless, serving no purpose other than giving someone, somewhere the satisfied feeling that they own a small, insignificant part of the Internet.

The Useless Web

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There are social aggregation sites such as StumbleUpon, Digg, and Reddit which act as portals through which the best of the Web can be promoted and explored. The Useless Web is slightly different than the aforementioned pillars of the Internet. Because it acts as a front door to the stranger side of the online universe, where the peculiar pages hang out waiting for innocent passers-by to fall into their trap.

The Useless Web is a Web portal created by Tim Holman, an Australian Web developer currently working at Qwiki in New York, U.S.A. He describes The Useless Web as existing “because some websites, we just couldn’t do without.” The Useless Web consists of nothing more than a banner with the legend Take Me To A Useless Website Please. Clicking on Please will transport you to some true hidden gems.


I’ve been through all of the websites The Useless Web links to several times now, and the three that stand out for me are as follows:


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Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa features a camp cover version of What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes being sung by the characters from He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe. This is a permanent version of a YouTube video which went viral and became an Internet meme in 2010. For some strange reason it makes for truly addictive viewing.

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Cat-Bounce does exactly what it says on the tin, featuring cats in various poses bouncing around the screen. So, it doesn’t really make sense, or serve any purpose, but it makes for a strangely hypnotic form of entertainment, especially as you can manipulate the cats with a couple of clicks of your mouse (pun intended).


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Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson is another site that has the perfect domain name for its purpose. After all, it features a drunk Ron Swanson dancing away for as long as you let him/can stand. Swanson is a character from Parks and Recreation who sports one of the greatest mustaches Celebrate Movember & The Magnificence Of Mustaches With These Web Resources It's Movember. No, that isn't a typo, it's meant to be an "m" rather than an "n" as November has once again been accosted by men sporting magnificent mustaches in order to raise awareness of... Read More ever seen. I personally prefer Infinite Gangnam Style, but this comes a close second.

The Useful Web

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The name of this website is a misnomer. The Useless Web is actually very useful indeed. After all, what is the Internet for if not to enable us all to procrastinate when we should be doing something much more worthy or essential? The Useless Web is the ultimate procrastination tool, sorting the wheat from the chaff in terms of the strangest, most bizarre sites on these series of tubes we call the InterWebs.


Work In Progress

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The Useless Web feels very much like a work in progress. There are only a certain amount of sites featured on The Useless Web right now, and they’re presented in the same order each time. This means if, like me, you keep clicking Take Me To A Useless Website Please because you have nothing better to do, you’ll eventually start seeing the same pages again. Which is a tad disappointing.

However, The Useless Web is a new site, and Holman clearly wants to grow it as time goes on. To that end there is a ‘Submit‘ button on the homepage which exists to allow anyone to suggest a site for inclusion on The Useless Web. Holman looks to have fairly exacting standards as to what is useless and what is merely lame, so many suggestions may not make the cut.


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If you decide to visit The Useless Web after reading this article then please let us know in the comments section below. What was your favorite of all the “useless” websites encountered? Do you know of any more useless and strange Internet sites that could actually be described as useful thanks to their sheer entertainment value or potential for sharing with others?

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  1. vejetta777
    January 28, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    que fome

  2. Teri Greene
    May 13, 2015 at 5:32 am

    You can do anything at Zombocom. Anything at all.

  3. Teri Greene
    May 13, 2015 at 5:32 am

    Maybe this is in there somewhere; but if not,

  4. dragonmouth
    November 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    The concept of "Best Of........." is artificial, arbitrary and subjective at best.

  5. Dave Parrack
    November 29, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    Good find. The links on there don't seem to have been vetted though, which is a prerequisite to keep the quality high.

  6. Gary Mundy
    November 29, 2012 at 7:58 am

    WTF? I know that I waste a lot of time but not like that. :~)

  7. Matjaz Mirt
    November 29, 2012 at 6:53 am

    :D Really strange.

  8. Mac Witty
    November 28, 2012 at 11:19 pm
    • Tina
      November 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm

      I had to LOL when I opened this link to moderate the comment. Thanks Mac! :)

    • Dave Parrack
      November 29, 2012 at 7:45 pm

      The day it says NO is the day I finally go slightly mental.

  9. Rawal Baig
    November 28, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    completely strange sites

    • Qin Tang
      November 29, 2012 at 2:41 am

      yeah, agree completely.

  10. Dmitry Kruvand
    November 28, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Let's light up and all look at this together

    • Dave Parrack
      November 29, 2012 at 7:44 pm

      Some of these sites would surely freak you out if you were high.

  11. raymond mcnatt
    November 28, 2012 at 9:18 am

    make useless of

    • Dave Parrack
      November 29, 2012 at 7:44 pm

      Oh man, that would have made a great headline for this piece. Where were you when I needed you?

  12. Sri Vastav Reddy
    November 28, 2012 at 4:49 am

    strange websites !!
    truly STRANGE :o

  13. Justin Pot
    November 28, 2012 at 3:13 am

    This article wins because Ron Swanson.

    • Dave Parrack
      November 29, 2012 at 7:43 pm

      Can I challenge you to watch that for an hour? Or are you not up to the challenge, and therefore only half the man Dave is? Hmm, hmm, well, what's it to be?

      • Justin Pot
        November 29, 2012 at 8:50 pm

        I've got things to do, unlike Dave, so I have to pass. Sorry.

  14. Terafall
    November 28, 2012 at 2:12 am

    I wish this site has a bookmarklet or add-on/extension

  15. Arron Walker
    November 28, 2012 at 1:29 am

    This website is one of the best I have eve seen.