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7 of the Latest Tech Gadgets You Should Probably Avoid

Dan Price 04-07-2017

Buying technology can be a minefield. It’s easy to waste your money on something you’ll later regret, especially with the explosion in the number of utterly pointless gadgets 15 Weird Smart Home Gadgets No One Should Ever Want There's a lot of technology out there that makes our lives better. There are also these gadgets, which might be the weirdest inventions in recent history. Read More in recent years.


More confusingly, a gadget doesn’t even have to be pointless to be a waste of money. Perhaps you’ve paid over-the-odds for a branded device when a cheaper model would suffice. Maybe the device sounds useful in principle, but it’s more hassle than it’s worth in practice. Or perhaps the gadget is trying to solve a problem that doesn’t even exist.

We’re going to try and help you save your money. Keep reading to learn about seven of the latest tech gadgets you should probably avoid.

1. Philips Hue Smart Lights

In the past, we’ve professed the virtues of installing a smart lighting system in your home. Those virtues still stand: smart lights can be a great way to save money, improve your home’s security, and save time.

But the Philips Hue system? It’s very costly compared to some of its competitors. One can’t help but feel you’re paying for the brand name as much as for the underlying technology.

philips hue lights


In fact, in a recent article, I established it would take almost a decade to break even if you upgraded from incandescent bulbs to Hue bulbs. If you’re moving from existing energy-efficient bulbs to Hue bulbs, it could take a generation before you see net gains.

Don’t believe the hype. Buy a cheaper system or wait for the price of smart lights to drop.

2. Nokia 3310

No, not the Nokia 3310 from 17 years ago (though you should probably avoid that too). I’m talking about the rebooted version of the popular handset Everything You Need to Know About the New Nokia 3310 Nokia has launched a brand new version of the legendary 3310. This is the Nokia 3310 brought up to date for 2017, but with a heavy dose of nostalgia thrown in for good measure. Read More that’s sweeping across the world.

Honestly, I’m not clear why anyone would buy this device, other than in a vain attempt to be a hipster:

  • It can’t run modern messaging apps like WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger.
  • It runs on the 2G network, so won’t work in the United States.
  • There’s no front-facing camera. Forget taking selfies!
  • Typing text relies on the old-school T9 approach.
  • It doesn’t have any form of smart assistance.

If you buy one, you won’t look cool, you won’t look retro, and you won’t be the envy of your friends. You’ll just be a wally.

3. Juicero Smart Juicer

If there’s one device on this list that you should absolutely avoid at all costs, it’s the Juicero Smart Juicer.

The $400 device made headlines for all the wrong reasons in Spring 2017 when testers established the company’s proprietary juice pouches produced an almost identical amount of liquid when squeezed by hand as by the “four tons of force generated by the Juicero Press.”

juicero smart juicer


First, why would you spend $400 on any juicer, let alone a smart one? Second, why would you buy a device that only works with proprietary pouches — what happens if the company goes out of business? Third, what’s wrong with chopping your own fruit and vegetables? Whether you’re buying pouches or fresh greens, you’ll still have to visit a supermarket.

4. Kolibree Smart Toothbrush

If you’re a parent, it’s important to make sure your children have good dental hygiene habits. Failure to do so can lead to unnecessary pain and expensive medical bills.

But do you really need a smart toothbrush to get them in the right routine? What’s wrong with looming ominously behind them to ensure they’re scrubbing for a full two minutes?

kolibree smart toothbrush


It’s hard not to think the Kolibree Smart Toothbrush is trying to solve a problem that doesn’t exist. It’s just another way for tech companies to get inside our bathrooms Smart Devices in the Washroom? It's Not as Crazy as You Think Technology may seem out of place in the washroom, but these smart devices might just change your mind -- and your morning routine! Read More . The device comes with an accompanying app that turns brushing into a game. Why your kids would prefer to play with their toothbrush than the latest Xbox release is unclear.

For the $129 purchase price, you can find much more useful technology.

5. HiMirror

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” Well, it’s certainly not you, according to HiMirror.

Smart mirrors are nothing new — Panasonic debuted one back in 2016. But at least other smart mirrors try to be your friend, gently caressing you into changing your outfit or reapplying your makeup.

HiMirror takes an altogether more aggressive approach. Its “innovative skin analysis engine” calls you out for wrinkles, pimples, dry skin, and other perceived beauty blemishes, then informs you how to adapt your skin care regime to improve your looks.

himirror smart skin care

It will monitor your progress and throw more advice your way if it thinks you’re not getting more beautiful quickly enough.

Want my advice? Save your money and ask your partner to shower you with loving praise every morning instead.

6. Bluetooth-Enabled Fidget Spinners

It was inevitable, wasn’t it? As soon as fidget spinners became a “thing,” it was only a matter of time before some genius decided they were too boring in their current state and added some unnecessary tech capabilities.

Behold, the Bluetooth-connected fidget spinner. Thanks to touch-sensitive buttons and accelerometers, they can monitor your trick spins (yes, they exist), log how much time you spend spinning, share scores with friends, and perform other entirely unnecessary tasks.

Sounds bad? You’ve not heard the worst of it yet. Reports in the United States say some models are exploding during charging. Yes, not only can you waste your life fiddling with a bit of plastic, but you can burn your house down while you’re doing it.

7. Dog Parker

Pet-themed gadgets Become a Smarter Pet Owner With These Gadgets Have you heard of an intelligent fish aquarium or a robot-like companion for your dog? These are examples of smart products you can buy and use in your pet-friendly home. Read More have proven to be a rich source of unnecessary technology over the last few years, but this is one of the oddest contraptions I’ve seen yet.

The Dog Parker claims to be a “smart dog house.” You’ll find them outside shops and they’re designed for you to leave your dog in while you run errands. The house itself is temperature regulated, auto-sanitizing, and includes webcams so you can always see what Fido is up to.

dog parker smart dog house

Using the smartphone app, you can book a slot in one up to 15 minutes in advance. To gain entry, just tap your membership card on the external receiver.

And the cost? Oh, it’s only $20 per year and $0.20 per minute of usage. A bargain, I’m sure you’ll agree.

What Devices Should We All Avoid?

It’s a huge category. I could list thousands of tech gadgets you should avoid and still barely scratch the surface. Instead of me writing forever, why don’t you give me a helping hand?

What technology have you bought that you later regretted? Which new gadgets don’t deserve your hard-earned cash? Which devices do you think are too expensive, too fragile, or too pointless?

As always, you can leave all your tips and suggestions in the comments below. And don’t forget to share the article with your friends to see what they would add to the list.

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  1. Institute of Digital Marketing
    June 19, 2019 at 5:30 am

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  2. Tucker
    September 24, 2017 at 7:57 am

    Philips Hue is compatible with my Harmony hub. Is there actually anything cheaper that works with it? And my father-in-law loves his 3310, perfect for people who don't need or want a smart phone.

  3. GGWP
    September 23, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    About Nokia
    "It can’t run modern messaging apps like WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger.
    It runs on the 2G network, so won’t work in the United States.
    There’s no front-facing camera. Forget taking selfies!
    Typing text relies on the old-school T9 approach.
    It doesn’t have any form of smart assistance."

    No one is gonna buy this mobile expecting this features and no one will compare it with any smart phone also. People buy this because they love nokia and most of the time as a second phone. It's nostalgic which you will never understand. And the statement you gave everybody knows it and people see spec before buying phone unless you know. With due respect they give you a job to write a article and you produced some garbage. Thanks (BTW No offense)

    • Jane
      September 24, 2017 at 8:03 am

      I bought one for my mother. It's perfect for her. It takes 2 SIMs so she can still get calls from her old network. It takes a 32GB Micro USB, it's got a camera, it's got proper keys. It's almost perfect. What would be perfect is if it had those holes you can attach a lanyard to.

  4. likefunbutnot
    July 6, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    I've never paid anything close to full price for Hue Lights. The kits with two white bulbs and a controller can sometimes be found (refurbished) for $50 and big box hardware stores have had bulbs on sale at 25 - 33% off MSRP from time to time. Getting $13 dimming bulbs was enough to get me on board.

    I put Hue bulbs in places where bulbs are a hassle to change, like the ceiling light in my kitchen and in my ceiling fan fixtures. I have them in my reading lamps and on my balcony. Were I just worried about the energy cost, I might care about the price, but I'm more than happy that I can turn them on and off by talking to my house and for knowing that I'm not going to have to get back on a ladder to change a ceiling fixture again for almost two decades.

  5. GP
    July 6, 2017 at 9:29 am

    What about vinyl records? You are paying more for a media which hold less quality audio (no matter what the connoisseurs say) and less lifespan than a CD.

  6. Zeenia
    July 5, 2017 at 4:47 am

    I agree with this. The only thing i Don't agree with is the smart assistant part of 3310. We don't need a smart assistant. That makes us lazy and lethargic. Lets not let AI take control.

  7. Mr Durden
    July 5, 2017 at 4:01 am

    How about this article as something useless and to avoid?

  8. Colin
    July 4, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    I agree with you on all, but the toothbrush might have some limited use for a parent/s with an altruistic child in helping with brushing teeth, if the child has problems with that.

    • The Punisher
      July 5, 2017 at 9:03 am

      Altruistic? Do you mean autistic perhaps?

    • Doc
      July 5, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      An altruistic child is one that does things for the sake of others with no reward asked ("altruism" is selfless concern for the well-being of others). I think you probably meant "autistic" or "autism," the mental condition that makes it hard to communicate or take interest in the outside world).

      • Colin
        July 6, 2017 at 12:07 am

        My mistake, meant autistic. A friend has an autistic son that has problems with teeth brushing and I mentioned a tooth brush like this last year to her.

  9. Lisa Thierbach
    July 4, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Actually, the Dog Parker seems incredibly useful. All too often I have to skip a store run or double back either because it is too hot to leave my dog alone in the car, or because I'm just walking the dog and have no car. It would make trip planning around town so much easier. It might also save dogs lives if people could be convinced to use them instead of leaving their dogs in hot cars.

    • Jane
      September 24, 2017 at 8:05 am

      The dog is not locked in there. It can easily be stolen.

  10. David Martchouk
    July 4, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Microsoft Surface > charging hundreds of dollars extra for same specs as competitors, and people are falling for it.