Don’t Taunt Fake Microsoft Tech Support Scammers, Just Hang Up!

Christian Cawley Updated 10-01-2019

Scammers are everywhere, but in recent years they’ve found a new angle: exploiting ignorance about computer viruses.


The “Microsoft tech support” scam catches people out every single day. Some people take it upon themselves to waste the scammers’ time, or even antagonize them. In truth, neither is a good idea.

Here’s why it would be better if you just hang up on fake tech support.

The Microsoft Tech Support Scam

This telephone tech support scam should feel familiar.

The phone rings. At the other end is someone claiming to be from “Microsoft Technical Support”, or something similar. Your caller will typically have a thick Indian accent, and an Anglicized name.

With the intention of forcing you to pay for tech support you don’t need, the scammer will demonstrate that your PC “has a virus” by talking you through checking the Windows system log.


They’ll follow this up by prompting you to install their remote desktop software, which provides the scammer with admin access. Your data is already at risk. The remote user might install a backdoor for regular access or compound your problems further by installing malware.

See our guide to how the tech support scam works Anatomy of a Scam: The "Windows Tech Support" Con Examined They're constantly on the prowl: cold calling scammers claiming to be from "Windows Tech Support". We were targeted by one of these con artists and here's what happened. Read More for more.

Clearly, these scammers don’t work for Microsoft. If your PC has a virus, no one knows until it’s detected by antivirus software; Microsoft certainly doesn’t.

Employing cynical scare tactics to snare victims, the scam relies on Microsoft’s largely positive reputation. With an average yield of $350 a time, this hugely popular scam shows no signs of dying off, despite various legal actions by Microsoft.


You’ll find plenty of examples of people taunting these scammers on YouTube and Reddit. They’re often amusing, but is it a good idea to taunt them?

Here are three reasons why you should just hang up and get on with your life.

1. Fake Tech Support Scammers Will Keep Trying

Telephone scams return around $470 per call. Thanks to robocalling (automated calling), number finding technology, and fake caller IDs, scammers fool more people than ever before.

Given how much money the scam makes, and how little call centers pay (e.g., Indian call centers pay around $2 an hour), your decision to “keep them on the line” really isn’t helping anyone.


The volume of scamming and the technology used to make many simultaneous calls means that you cannot make a dent in the scammers’ profits. When you see the “scam likely” message Is "Scam Likely" Calling You? Here's How to Block Them What is "Scam Likely" and what does this message mean? We look at how to block "Scam Likely" calls and reduce spam Read More , just ignore it.

2. Scammers May Threaten Physical Violence

Telephone scammers have resorted to threatening behaviour

Be realistic: these people are criminals. Taunting criminals is never a good idea. You don’t know what they are capable of, beyond attempting to scam people on an industrial scale. Given how low that is, wasting their time can result in some very concerning outbursts.

We’ve seen numerous reports of threats of physical and sexual violence Readers' Windows Tech Support Scam Stories The Windows Tech Support scam prevails. Little can be done to counter it, except to hang up. We have collected stories from our readers who engaged the scammers and their tales are obnoxious. Read More following previous articles on this topic. Threats of any nature are unacceptable, but these people are criminals. They’ve already abandoned reasonable behavior.


Here’s an example: Jakob Dulisse, a wildlife photographer from British Columbia, Canada. After receiving a scam call, claiming to be from the Los Angeles-based “Windows Technical Support”, Jakob quickly realized he had an opportunity to waste the scammer’s time.

Stringing the scammer along, Dulisse broke cover: “I think you’re a scammer, a thief, and a bad person”.

The response was chilling: “It’s not like we’re living in India and we don’t have anyone in Canada. We have our people, our group, in Canada. I will call them and I will provide your information to them. They will come to you, and they will kill you.”

“I’m a killer, not a scammer. Do you know what we do to Anglo people in India? We cut them up and throw them in the river.”

While it’s a threat that is unlikely to be followed through, it’s going to ruin your day. The lesson is to just avoid the conversation by not engaging with the scammers.

3. Fake Tech Support Already Control Your Computer

There’s another reason why you should avoid giving your “Windows Tech Support” scammer an ear bashing: they already installed remote software on your PC.

Picture it: you get so carried away leading them on that you’ve ignored that fact that they already installed the software. Perhaps you were planning to use a virtual machine to watch the scammer waste his or her time… only you got confused.

Letting rip with a few choice words is a bad idea when the scammer can basically destroy your PC. Just let it go. They call, you hang up.

Conned by Windows Tech Support Scammers?

It may be satisfying to know that someone who is trying to scam people is having their time wasted.

Remember, hanging up is safest, because:

  1. They’re going to keep trying anyway—it’s the business plan.
  2. You may be threatened with violence.
  3. Windows scammers may already control your PC.

These people just aren’t worth the time and effort. Instead of tackling them head on, help your friends and family. Tell them about the scam, how it works, and what is at risk. You can use unlisted phone number services to help dodge the scammers The Best Unlisted Phone Number Finders to Help You Dodge Scam Callers Phone scams have got sophisticated. The long-time favorite 800Notes and these alternatives can help you detect scammers. Read More . You can also share with them these telltale signs that show you’re on the phone with a scammer.

Tell them that when the call comes, they should just hang up. After all, the Windows tech support scammers are criminals. You wouldn’t taunt a street criminal. Don’t wind up these characters. And make sure you know how to avoid other types of data breaches What Is a Data Breach and How Can You Protect Yourself? A data breach can be devastating. Hackers target money and identity. How can you protect yourself from a data breach? Read More , too.

Related topics: Anti-Malware, Remote Access, Scams.

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  1. Ben Chode
    June 4, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    This is probably written by a scammer.

  2. Jonbarosa
    May 29, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    This is hands down the most foolish thing I have ever read. For someone who considered themselves knowledgeable in security you should know better.
    Wasting their time is exactly what you should be doing. Hanging up lets them move onto their next victim.
    Chris, you are a moran.

  3. Jgo
    October 8, 2019 at 3:37 am

    A scammer most definitely wrote this crap. Wasting a scammer's time is a wonderful experience. Absolute scum sucking pieces of sh*t who could not care less about who they scam and how they ruin lives. Lets see them try to come to my house.

    KITBOGA OWNS SCAMMERS! Watch his Twitch Channel. You will learn much

  4. Jaz
    October 3, 2019 at 1:21 am

    A scammer wrote this lmao

  5. Shanedog
    September 24, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Giving a scammer a brain aneurysm was, is and always will be cause for celebration.

  6. Sure Aint Bob Ross
    September 20, 2019 at 4:08 am

    Yea... all I leave that with is "people are even more pathetic and worthless than I thought, now they can even be threatened over the phone and arent even smart enough to know their real computer from a virtual machine" congrats author you win the waste of space and oxygen award.

  7. The Boca Deb
    September 13, 2019 at 12:14 am

    You're kidding, right? What good little sheeple we are... NOT

    It's so much MORE fun to get them off-script as soon as possible, waste their time, and then 'refer' them to the Technical Assistant on site -- in my case a Feline Technical Assistant who will meep and trill them to death.

    I've written about this on Facebook. Search for "Debby Vs. Tech Support Scammer"

    Okay, luvya, byebye!

  8. Donkey Shane
    September 11, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    This is the worst advice. Not only should you not immediately hang up, but you should try to keep these people on the line for as long as possible to limit their ability to scam folks who don't know any better.

    They can threaten you all they want to, but seeing as they know nothing about you that you don't tell them since they call your number at random the threat is hollow. They only have control of your computer if you give it to them, and if you can string them along for long enough you'll never have to. And even if you do, there are ways to set up isolated virtual machines to use for the purpose of keeping them occupied so that whatever they do won't affect your computer or its data.

    Yeah, this reads like something written by someone who works at one of these scam call centers, or at least someone who doesn't really know what they're on about.

  9. John
    September 5, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Even the bad Indians are religious or to some point spiritual beckoning to their many false gods. If you really want to get under their skin and at the same time help them out, pray for them to the one true GOD while you have them on the phone. Over and over mention the name above all names to them, JESUS. If you can get them to stay on the line long enough, let them know that HE loves them and while you don't know their true identity, he does. Tell them to expect HIM to visit them in their dreams. Just like all powers of darkness they can't stand to hear the name of the Triune God and depart abruptly from the call. I'm not surprised that most of these bad actors have no problem pronouncing the All American slang FU.
    Spreading the GOD truth throughout India and all the World one phone call at a time.

  10. Mr. Keyboard Warrior
    September 3, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    If any of these shit stains threatened me I'd probably start dancing and shitting in the streets.

    In all seriousness.

  11. aaron d
    September 3, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Was this written by a scam call center? Threaten with violence??? LOL I'd love it if they came here on my turf, there'd be one less scammer on the planet.

  12. Mikey
    August 26, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    Was this article written by a child? Or perhaps someone who doesn't know much about what they're talking about? Maybe they work for a call center themselves... terrible article, terrible advice.

  13. Kalyan K Basu
    August 21, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Indian scammers hurting us in good old USA ? They dont have the balls or the resources.. the thing to avoid is to allow them to connect to your PC. And if you are a scaredy cat just call them using *67 to mask your caller id which is legal and keep redialling or cursing until they shut down the line temporaily. Being Indian myself
    I curse them out in hindi. One group you should avoid are the jamaican lottery scammers. They can be violent and probably have some resources sateside.

    • Will
      January 22, 2020 at 7:55 am

      How so? I cuss out and threaten any scammer over the phone including Jamaicans.

  14. Cole
    August 16, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Every minute that I keep a scammer on the phone with me is a minute that they are not successfully scamming an innocent elderly person. Also, never give someone remote access to a computer unless you know what you are doing. If you are doing to aggressively waste scammers' time, set up a virtual desktop that can be reset after they lock it.

    Basically, this article is a good read for the type of person that actually gets scammed.

  15. Anthony Says
    August 12, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Wow lol what a bad article. WASTE THEIR TIME. THE AGGRESSIVE ONES NEED TO BE KEPT BUSY. Watch enough KITBOGA or SCAMMERREVOLTS and you’ll be HOOKED.

  16. porkstar mohamad
    August 4, 2019 at 2:48 am

    I love messing with these dirt bags. If they actually have the balls to send somebody to my house I am ready for them.

  17. Green
    August 2, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    So here's the thing... They're in India, they can't even try actually doing the violence, wasting scammer's time is actually a good idea so that they wouldn't scam others. Also virtual machines exist so they're not really controlling when the computer isn't the actual computer. What else you got?

  18. SCAMMeR
    August 2, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    “…iT’S gOiNg tO rUiN yOuR DaY.”

    “…OnLy yOu gOt cOnFuSeD.”


    you know you have -10^1000000000 logic when you resort to these words

  19. Name
    July 7, 2019 at 4:20 am

    i studied the mystical arts in the early 1970's.
    started to lean to shamanism.
    but for telephone scammers, i just go edward waite , maddam blavinski , and alexter Crowley on them
    put a curse sigil on them.
    seems to work fine, they don't call so much any more..
    any delving into the dark arts has it's traps and pitfalls, so i wouldn't recommend anyone using this method.
    but it's fun as hell, AND LEGAL! lol..

  20. MrK
    June 28, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    "Windows scammers may already control your PC."

    If they controlled your PC, they wouldn't be calling you for your password.

  21. Chuck
    June 25, 2019 at 6:09 am

    Was this written by a scammer company. Already have control of your computer? If you're scam baiting them it's through a VM and not your real PC. They don't have your real information, they have a fake phone number that they don't know how to trace.

    EVERYONE waste their time, use a VPN on your connection, use VirtualBox to run a VM (never use your actual machine), and if possible hack and kill their system.

  22. Stu Pidaso
    June 21, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    I've got to admit the ONLY thing good about this lame article are the comments.

  23. Canadaman
    June 20, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Well that was an absolutely terrible article, call centers dont make that much and they have to pay for every phone call, and if you keep one of them on the line then that's an actual person not scamming another victim. This was written by an idiot who hasnt even considered whatbl they're writting about

  24. Jen
    June 20, 2019 at 7:37 am

    My 80 year old dad fell for this, but they HAD taken over his computer. He didn't wonder why they had Indian accents since WOW Cable has outsourced all their CS and he was used to the accents when it came to his computer.

    Let me tell you how DIFFICULT it was to get back his $$$ from Bank of America! He sent them a few hundred, they did not make it easy to get back, they were really pretty horrible about it.

  25. Josh
    June 17, 2019 at 1:40 am

    This is horrible advice. Obviously don't let them install their software on your computer, but you should waste their time every chance you get.

  26. Cacogen
    June 7, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    You just need the have a virtual machine set up for it. If you know what you're doing, by all means mess with them. You may even have the opportunity to delete files on their machine, or syskey their arses.

  27. Vince nuzl
    May 24, 2019 at 2:34 am

    Totally disagree. Waste their time everytime.

    There are even phone systems that help with this now.

    This article is in favor of and probably written by the scammers. If they threaten you who the hell cares. Let them show their cowardly faces.

    Waste their time on all calls!!!! It hurts them in the pocket. If everyone does this the $450 or so a call they make will soon drip to $250 then $0.

  28. Thomas
    May 23, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Those dirty 82 IQ Indian Pajeets always think they're smarter than everyone else yet they can barely understand how currency works or how a computer functions. They should just live in the sewer like rats, no different from their shithole.

  29. Sir Thomas of Kent
    May 17, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    At $2 an hour I doubt any sweat shop call center knucklehead is going to fly out to my residence in the US and discover how quickly they get perforated. Screw with them all I say. BE SMART though.

  30. James
    May 17, 2019 at 2:13 am

    I kept messing with them and they stopped calling me. I'm not sure if it was just a coincidence or if I was placed on some kind of "do not call" list but they did stop.

  31. Richard F.
    May 8, 2019 at 9:23 am

    As an application developer, and IT security analyst; this article is just plain stupid. Half the facts are wrong, and the scammer never has access to your computer when they initially call YOU. Who the hell wrote this?

    • Dom
      May 9, 2019 at 7:24 pm

      i was just thinking the same thing this article was obviously written by an "IT Expert" lol

  32. Bill Bogus
    May 7, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Article is even dumber than the dumbass scammers. Christian you're a real snowflake.

  33. Dimitrius
    April 26, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Haha! This article sounds like it was written by an Indian Scam Call Center owner.
    “Never taunt a criminal”.
    Please, if they’ll spend their time calling me to scam me out of money the least right I have is to waste their time.
    Hilarious article though, I hope that it was written as satire.

  34. caleb
    April 14, 2019 at 12:54 am

    "While it’s a threat that is unlikely to be followed through, it’s going to ruin your day. "

    Wrong. That would make my day. seriously. a desperate, impotent threat, in poor English, from a frustrated criminal 10,000 miles away is the stuff dreams are made of. the only problem would be what to do with the raging boner it would cause.

  35. David
    April 8, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    Scammer: we are getting yellow alerts from your computer
    Me: I don't understand
    Scammer: there is a problem with Windows
    Me: no there is nothing wrong with my windows I just cleaned them and I'm looking out my window just now.
    Scammer: No no windows on your computer
    Me: I don't have windows on my computer I have a screen
    Scammer: No you have Windows program on your computer
    Me: no I don't watch programmes on my computer I have Netflix on my television
    Scammer: no Windows is the program that controls your computer
    Me: I don't understand I control my computer
    Scammer: go to this website so i can show you that there is a problem with your computer "www . something..."
    Me: I don't have internet on my computer
    Scammer: idiot and hangs up
    Me: ha ha ha

  36. meredith mericle
    April 7, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    When asked, I told one scammer that my name was Pearl Jam. He kept calling me Ms. Jam.

  37. Jak
    April 4, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    LOL! Some little low IQ Indian faggot makes a threat and I’m supposed to be scared? Maybe that shit works again other Indians, they are an extremely stupid and cowardly people after all, but that doesn’t work against anyone but women and children where I come from.

  38. nathan
    March 31, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Oh noes! Threats of violence from some jackhole that has to hide behind a computer screen? I think I may have an attack of the vapors!

  39. Brian RC
    March 28, 2019 at 11:06 am

    I have never read such utter rubbish and misinformation in all my time on the internet! The author clearly has a vested interest in assisting the scammers to do their work. Best advice I read here is if it's an Indian accent then simply hang up or tell them to go forth and multiply. I now have a call blocking service and my provider filters calls before they are connected to me. In practice I might now get one scam call a month and in some ways I miss the opportunity to vent my displeasure. When I receive such a call I then personally block the number which in turn notifies my provider who will take a view as to whether they should add it to their filter list.

  40. jim
    March 25, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Evey minute a competent troll keeps one of these jackwagons on the line is a minute they are not ripping off a little old lady.

  41. JoeJoe
    March 22, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    This is a poorly written article and really highlights the authors ignorance on the topic.

  42. John Anselm
    March 14, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Amazing videos you have here.

  43. Trevor
    March 7, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Lmao ok, maybe scambaiting doesn't do that much good. But it can be pretty funny and entertaining, so there's still that either way. Also, no scam-baiter in their right minds actually gives a scammer access to their pc. They use virtual machines. Very easy to create it your pc can handle it, and the scammer can't destroy your actual computer through a virtual one.

  44. Mike Tottenhaam
    March 5, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    an indian scammer wrote this article. I'm sure of it. Wasting scammers time, despite not putting a dent in profit (which is bull shit), is still worth it, because it stops just 1 more victim from getting scammed. The pathetic grammar used in this article is proof that it was the daughter of a scammer that retired that wrote this. She's concerned for her uncles and aunts that are still scamming.

  45. The John Dablu
    March 1, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Lol this is one of the worst written articles I've ever read

    • Percy Thurston
      March 3, 2019 at 10:25 pm

      I totally agree

    • Percy Thurston
      March 3, 2019 at 10:28 pm

      I agreed.. total BS

  46. Pauly D
    February 11, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Thanks for the info.. I had just received this type of call moments ago.... This is the scammers #1-212-433-5510.. caller ID says nothing but the #
    I answered the phone ,Said "hello" and this lady with a very THICK accent was saying something about my computer NOT being able to receive security updates,Which I think it's some kinda bullshit, I told her I wasn't at my computer and to call back so I hung up and blocked the #..I hope this helps someone from getting SCAMMED...

  47. Bob
    February 1, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    Simple solution. If the caller sounds Indian hang up on them. It sucks for the legitimate call centers in India, but maybe they will put more pressure on their government to crack down on these scammers then.

  48. Dave
    January 26, 2019 at 5:28 am

    What is this crap article? "You may have accidentally gotten confused and installed malware on your PC." Seriously? I get that you have a minimum word count to hit, but at least try.

    • John
      February 27, 2019 at 9:58 pm

      Gotta agree with you and the others leaving replies about this BS article. To reiterate what others have already stated:

      1) Keeping these scammers on the line may not dent their profits, but it'll prevent them from making as many calls a day as they would have if you just hang up.

      2) Scammers may threaten violence, but they're just hollow threats. They have no power over you. Just laugh at them. As someone else already said here, if you've made them mad, them you've won. You've disrupted their script, forcing them to reveal that they're not who they claim to be.
      A real customer service person would not get bent out of shape if someone didn't want their services. They'd probably say, "well, okay..." and make a note in a log somewhere to show that they'd at least tried.

      3) Fake Tech Support Already Control Your Computer. Really? Then why are they even bothering to call you? How would they be able to control your computer if you've not given them any info, or allowed them access to your computer?

      Personally, I like to claim my computer is not turned on, not connected to internet, or currently in the trunk of my car, and do you mind if I put you on hold while I go get it? Then I set the phone down by the computer speakers and play something annoying for them to listen to, like a song called "Banana Phone," an uptempo ditty that goes:

      Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
      Banana Phone
      Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
      Banana phoooooone
      I've got this feeeeeling
      So apeeeeeealing
      For us to get together and sing

      I say WASTE THEIR TIME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! There's no real downside and, as a bonus, it's hilarious as hell! ESPECIALLY when they lose their cool.

    • Peggy Cassidy
      March 17, 2019 at 2:00 am

      I agree.....No one in their right mind gets so "Confused" that they allow access to their computer. They ask you to get on your computer...then, they ask you to TYPE in certain letters....DON'T Do it! It's that simple. Several months ago a person called, said that something was wrong with my computer. Then the man told me what to Type in certain things. ...I pretended to type it in...I typed something else in.....I knew that he was a scammer, so, I wasn't about to give him access to my computer. Then, when we were done, he asked me what I saw....I said that a YOUTUBE video was coming up. I said "Is a YouTube video supposed to come up?" He didn't say anything. Then, I started to play the video....It was a musical "THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE." I then, said "I'm not a sucker. Goodbye." I got a return call, answered it, played the same song, repeated "I'm not a sucker. Goodbye." No more calls, that night anyway. Once I answered, said that I didn't have a computer, that I sold it." He said "You sold it?" I said Yes, Good bye." The best thing to do, I've heard, is just to hang up. Yet, I like to tell them that I know that they're scammers. Anyone who knows that they are scammers is not to allow them access to their computer. Just don't do it. Don't Type in what they want you to. It's that easy.

  49. Mike
    January 10, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    What the heck did I just read. They are never going to come find you first of all. It's not some India Mafia. Its civilians trying to make money. It's normal to do this type of job
    over there that most of it happens in the freakin capital city and they call around the world who cares if you troll, dont get hustled sorry

  50. Jim-Bob
    January 6, 2019 at 5:16 am

    I had one of these call me yesterday morning. Kept him on for bout 20 minutes. In the end he realized I was trolling and told me to come and face him I said I was on my way and he told me to bring my wife, but hung up when I said I was bringing my machete.

  51. Peyo
    January 5, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    The most pathetic hand washing cringing abject tripe I’ve ever seen- do you have shares in these scammer companies?

  52. Bob Vagene
    December 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Indian scammers are hilarious, I have a list of numbers on my phone that I use a fake number to call. I've called them telling them about my "Ligma" virus, telling them to sub to pewdiepie, ordering weed, and just being abnoxious, while I agree getting mad isn't good, messing with them is hilarious, they don't know how to take it

  53. Nancy
    December 4, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Have you heard about scam phone callers being able to dump you off a call that you are currently on? I've had this happen to me about 10 different times but the phone company Verizon does not believe it is possible they said. What happens is I'm talking to someone the phone hangs up and a call comes through from a scammer. I know it's a scam because it comes up red on my pixel phone. I think it's highly coincidental that every time I have a dropped call it is because a scam phone call is coming through my phone. You have any thoughts on this?

  54. Miss Petunia
    November 26, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    So tired of these criminals. I'm a 67-year-old woman and have been retired for a few years. However, I'm no sucker and will never fall for these scams. Got another call this afternoon from Mr. Scammer with an Indian accent telling me he's from Windows and I have a problem. Guess he hasn't figured out he's the one with the problem - and I've got a Mac. Just tell them to F#&@ OFF and hang up immediately. Works every time!

    • Pauline [Common Soccer Mommy]
      April 14, 2019 at 4:26 pm

      Lol. Yeah. I totally get it. These scammers think they rule the world or something.

  55. Ryan T McElmurry
    November 19, 2018 at 3:43 am

    If it goes without saying, that you should tell your family about a scam, then why did you say it?

  56. Matt
    November 12, 2018 at 2:32 am

    Just got done trolling an entire call center in pakistan. I called them 274 times in 2 hours, and thats off of just one phone. I have access to 12 different phones and phone numbers. Their phone number is now deactivated. So, my answer is yes, absolutly call them and waste all of their time., but dont stay of the line for too long with 1 person.... There are usually 100+ people in a call center.... They begin to know your voice immediately when you say hello. So keep calling... As long as you can. Learn some insults in their language if you can.... It makes it more fun. I live for this kind of stuff.

    • Dave
      March 10, 2019 at 2:35 pm


  57. BigDaddyDK
    November 9, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    I have trolled these guys before. Got to about 45 minutes when the guy started getting frustrated with my put on ineptitude and I revealed to him that the machine I was using was running a Linux distro. I then exploded on him and told him I was on a chat with Microsoft, who were happy to start tracing the communication, which was a total fabrication. Had he threatened me, I'd have replied that I'm a well armed American and if he sent his little toadies after me they'd be going home in a black bag. Threats over the phone from some twerp in India won't deter me from wasting as much of their time as possible.

  58. Brandon Wilcox
    October 30, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    This article is approved by Fake Tech Support Scammers United.

  59. Kitkat
    October 25, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    "It probably played on Jakob’s mind for the rest of the day, and deeply unnerved him."

    I'm sorry, "probably"???? What kind of crap journalistic writing is this? How about you get in contact with the guy and ask him how he felt instead of making wild assumptions. I can guarantee you the guy did not give a single care about what that idiot scammer said. People make empty threats like that all the time on every multiplayer video game and website across the web due to the relative anonymity of the internet.

    The purpose of scambaiting is to keep the scammer's phone lines tied up with fake victims, so that they can't get ahold of REAL victims. I don't understand the point of this article, telling people not to fight back against a very real threat to many people in the US and other countries when the actual authorities will do very little to tackle the problem. Honestly this article seems like it was written by a scammer to try and mitigate their losses from scambaiters.

    • kara
      December 10, 2018 at 10:44 pm

      you really take things to heart too easily

      • James
        March 10, 2019 at 3:52 am

        That reply is more bs than this article.

  60. Don
    October 20, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    Dont waste their time because they might threaten you? Come on man these people are ruining the lives of vulnerable people. You think we should just let them keep doing what they do?

    • ew
      December 19, 2018 at 8:35 pm

      Exactly. Once they get mad enough to threaten you or call you names, you know you've won. I thought this article was going to say that they had some real way to get back at you, not that you should hang up because your feelings might get hurt. I guess I shouldn't have expected much more from an Apple fanboy blogger to begin with. Oh crap. I hope I didn't ruin his day.

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  62. KoolBreeze
    October 10, 2018 at 12:09 am

    Microsoft has done a kindness when it comes to the Syskey.exe utility because it is no longer supported in Windows 10, Windows Server 2016 and Windows Server 2019.
    In other words, the command has been removed and this will help anyone who has made the grand mistake of not using a VPC to troll them. An 80-year-old American woman killed herself after being scammed out of her remaining life savings had someone kept that phone from calling out that women would still be alive these YouTubers are doing the world a favour and remote program are also trying to help with warnings about the scammers.

    • India Sucks
      November 21, 2018 at 10:31 pm

      This author is one of those snobby high road elites who probably never struggled a day in his life. Article is a disgrace to the basic American value of stand up and fight. Keep fighting the scammers. I’ve seen what they can do to the elderly and COME GET SOME INDIA IVE GOT A GOAT YOU HAVE AS WELL

  63. James
    October 6, 2018 at 8:52 am

    "The average entry level call center salary in India is about $300. Now, suppose they’re working four, forty hour weeks. That means they’re earning an hourly wage of about $1.75."

    I don't think the idea is to deprive the scammers of money.
    Think about this situation. I tell them, "I know you are a scammer, please stop calling." and they hang up.
    They then take the next 30 mins to call up some old lady and convince her that she owes money to the IRS and she pays $700.
    The point isn't to keep the money wages away from them, afterall you said they are being payed hourly. The point is that if I can take up 30mins of their time, thats one less innocent person for them to call.

    However there is a good point about doing this on your own phone. It can be dangerous to mess with people, even those who deserve it and much more, so never tie yourself to it.

    There are however safe ways to take up their time if you want to, without using your own phone nnumber.

  64. Tanner High
    September 29, 2018 at 9:06 am

    Oh ho ho. Maybe you are the fake tech support scammer, Matthew.

  65. puremind
    September 28, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    Just ask them what there name means...
    so u don't even know what your name means
    ok who named you mother father let me guess your priest... lol tara liars... its simple... indian traditional value is to be integral pls bring all call centre staff for uk in uk.... i can dream almylv

  66. C.J. Klemonski
    September 16, 2018 at 6:47 am

    I'm not a tech guy with virtual machines or whatever but I'll play along and mess with them however I can. Acting gay to the Indian scammers makes them really uncomfortable. I have a good time with it and their go to reply of mother comments doesn't phase me and I usually beat them to it

  67. Brune
    September 14, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Keep them on the line as long as possible! It's the only downside to their business model. Otherwise they're going to find someone who might actually fall for their scam.

    • ----
      October 11, 2018 at 4:15 am

      Nope. If they find you unprofitable, they will hang up the call. They surely are evolving faster than you. Your government has a lot of business to take care of, and when they have time, they will certainly come for it too. I know scams in India are not going to last very long but unfortunately, scamming is what making our youth employed. Good talks dont pay bills my friend.

      • Brune
        October 11, 2018 at 2:04 pm

        But there are many more of us than there are of them, i.e., scammers. If each of us wasted 5-10 minutes of their time their business model would fall apart. The more time they spend with me, the less chance they have of finding someone who might fall for their scam, whatever it is. It's about doing what's best for society as a whole.

  68. S
    September 9, 2018 at 12:24 am

    I came across the article today, and I fully agree that it's best to hang up. I didn't use to. My dad is from India, and most customer service agents in businesses that are primarily Indian, are very nice. I'm not going to slam a country based on the actions of these people, whom I don't know.

    I used to think that keeping the m on the line, playing their game with some clever tactic was the way to go, but it isn't. These people are acting sociopathic. I wasn't even rude when I had them on the line. I followed the instructions Instructions but they didn’t makes sense. I lied about the location of one key on the keyboard but told that I followed all instructions. The things said to me aren’t things I haven’t heard before, but they were bad. I believe this group is criminal, and while they can’t do anything to you, they can ruin your health or day.

    You aren’t winning, because you’ll never meet them or stop them. Just my opinion. You might get sick though. I have. They’ve been calling me for years.

    • alex
      June 12, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Ah yes, the combined 70 IQ of a scam call center using the most basic of PC commands to generated fake error messages, connecting to my computer via team viewer, accepting the most B.S. story I can create, has 0 information on me, and is 10,000 miles away, is really going to hurt me. No, they are nothing more than incompetent paper tigers trying to use their basic computer knowledge to get grandma hand over $400 bucks. Every call they make cost them money and if they don't successfully scam you, that's a loss of profit. So taunt them as long you want, they have nothing on you ( unless you actually gave them real information ).

  69. K
    August 19, 2018 at 7:38 am

    The whole coming to someone's house thing is laughable. Stop being scared of things that might not even happen. The only place that you should be scared of that happening is in the UK where you cant even defend yourself without getting massive charges yourself. In America I would welcome some odd group of people to come to my house while I enjoy my Right to Bear Arms and Castle Laws. I would know that I did my duty and removed these pieces of shit from my country.

    • Angela
      August 27, 2018 at 5:29 pm

      You want to arm bears. Tee hee. Autocorrect strikes again?

      • RtheT
        August 31, 2018 at 3:34 am

        "K" spelled it correctly. What, did you think it was a right to BARE arms? Because tank tops have been an 'merican right forever as well.

  70. J
    August 6, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    I made the mistake of trolling back from my personal cell number and think I may have been thrown into that caller's personal pranking list. I now get maybe 2-3 spam calls most weekdays. Most recently, I got a call where they were clearly garbling their words and laughing at me on purpose. If these people really have so little money, pranking me might be one of their only joys in life. I'll get a dollar store burner before I troll back from my personal number again.

    • Meh
      August 21, 2018 at 9:13 am

      You can literally down load a free app that gives a free number for you to use and call on instead. You can have multiple numbers.

      • puppykicker
        January 6, 2019 at 11:00 am

        Dingtone is great, and easy to use.

  71. Kolya Krece
    July 22, 2018 at 6:31 am

    You need to distinguish between two scenarios:

    1 - A scammer calls you and they know your phone number. In this case it is not wise to troll them.

    2 - You know a scammers phone number and you call them via firertc with a fake caller id number. In this case it is perfectly safe to troll the scammers provided you are using a VM connected to the internet via a transparent VPN. As long as your phone number is fake, your IP address is temporary (and not associated with your home IP address) and you are using a VM there is very little a scammer can do to you to get revenge.

  72. Chase Larocque
    July 17, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    A scammer called my house today. The phone was answered by my dad who got them to give away their number by asking if he can have their number so he can call them back and switch to a phone that is by the computer. The scammer than gave this number 810-310-3495, and the scammer's name is "Adrian Smith" My dad then called that number, and the scammers actually answered, so he was able to take up more their time. So that number seems good, or at least was good earlier today.

    If you want to play the game of wasting their time, and prevent them from stealing money from innocent people. Do the potential victims a favor and call 810-310-3495, and ask for Adrian Smith. And take up as much of their time as possible.

  73. Pierre
    July 5, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    "Aussie security expert Troy Hunt, who once kept a phone scammer on the line for an agonizing 44 minutes and 26 seconds" - - - WHAAAT ??

    is that all ?? My Record is like Three Hours and Eleven Minutes . . . . . .

    • Sarries
      August 9, 2018 at 8:24 pm

      The trouble with this approach is its also valuable time out of MY day. I'd rather just hang up as I did earlier today after receiving one of these calls.

  74. general101
    May 29, 2018 at 3:28 am

    Found this number on a popup, I have called and verified that it is a scam. They just scammed 1 of my friend! Please call and harass them!!

    • derp
      June 22, 2018 at 10:36 pm

      You miss the point. This isn't a real number. They fake a number and move on.

      • Chris
        September 8, 2018 at 5:34 am

        Derp, i think you miss the point. It is a real number.

    • Chris
      September 8, 2018 at 5:39 am

      You should post it to a scam baiting website. There are some great scam baiters out there - many of them go so far as to hack the scammer's computer, shut down their entire network, and refund all the money they stole, by accessing their bank account. Check out Hoax Hotel or Deeveeaar on YouTube. They do some great work destroying scammers, and giving them a taste of their own medicine...and they get all their numbers from scam baiting websites, where anyone can post a number that they know is from a scammer.

      • Pizzazz Incorporated
        October 3, 2018 at 6:04 pm

        And Malcolm Merlyn - my favorite scam baiter on YouTube.... FIX IT!

  75. bdz
    May 23, 2018 at 1:02 am

    I pretend to be a clueless old lady who has recently ordered replacement windows for the 2nd floor of the house and I seem to think that the caller is calling to set up an installation sessions for our 10 new Anderson Windows.

  76. Dude
    May 20, 2018 at 2:57 am

    Stupid article. Don't troll scammers because I genuinely believe. So dumb.

  77. Dude
    May 20, 2018 at 2:56 am

    What a stupid article. So your argument that people shouldn't troll scammers and waste their time is..... because you genuinely believe? Wow.

  78. butts
    May 13, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Weak article, stick to your macbook

    • jimmy
      July 6, 2018 at 9:52 pm


  79. Pam Crane
    May 7, 2018 at 5:32 am

    I often reply in French; they can't cope, and THEY put the phone down!

  80. Victor
    April 26, 2018 at 11:13 am

    While I agree with your conclusion, it is great entertainment to watch a real pro scam baiter like Hoax Hotel make fools of them

    • somethingnother
      June 19, 2018 at 1:49 am

      omg i wasted an entire day on Hoax Hotel. his vids where he makes one scammer call another scammer in the same call center is the funniest shit ever. LOL

      • Madscammertroll
        June 23, 2018 at 5:18 am

        Love love love Hoax Hotel, Lewis, and IRekScammers, among others.

  81. BC
    April 24, 2018 at 2:57 am

    I had someone call me and I kind of played along for a few minutes. The big key was that he was asking me to look for stuff specific to a Windows PC keyboard layout, and I had a Mac.

    Still - I'd be careful if they manage to have your name and possibly even your address. If it's a cold call and they don't know any of your specific information then you're probably OK. I've heard of some of the IRS scam callers who ended up using their VoIP to call 911 and get a police response. One guy was near Colorado Springs but wasn't home. They had his real address though, and his daughter ended up having to explain there was no problem when the local Sheriff's SWAT team showed up.

    • derp
      June 22, 2018 at 10:38 pm

      ok, whatever scammer....

  82. Bob
    April 23, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I was called by a fake credit card refinance company this morning, I have learned some simple insults. Moderchode, means mother fk'er, benchode, sister fk'er. Telling them Mohamad was a pedophile and a pig lover is a good one. Don't forget derka derka, from team America.

    • derp
      June 22, 2018 at 10:38 pm

      love these and use them all the time

    • Pizzazz Incorporated
      October 3, 2018 at 6:09 pm

      Most of these calls come from India where the main religion is Hindu - not Islam.

      • puppykicker
        January 6, 2019 at 11:10 am

        Not necessarily.
        Islam has a large population in India, and if you ask a sca.mer if they are Muslim you will most often get a very angry response.

        This is ecause they know that you have found them out.

        Causing unrest is part of their jihad.

  83. Bruce
    April 23, 2018 at 11:51 am

    I very much enjoyed your video. I get calls like that several times a week. I only wish I could do improv as well as you do. ?

  84. Thraxman
    April 3, 2018 at 4:06 am

    If you can in any way lower the profitability of a scammer by keeping them on the phone and your amused I don't see the harm. The only condition is that you know enough about computers and what's going on to keep your data and system safe.

    If I had gotten more than one call from one of these scammers in my life I might be tempted to prepare an extra PC I have for the sole purpose of playing with them. My only Indian scammer experience ended quickly because they said a computer that wasn't turned on was sending them warnings while we were talking and I was otherwise busy.

    • Sharon
      April 7, 2018 at 8:55 pm

      But otherwise you would have fallen for it? No wonder these scammers stay in business there's a sucker born every minute.

    • Madscammertroll
      June 23, 2018 at 5:40 am

      When they want me to try something on the computer I first turn off / unplug my router (no wifi) or even the modem if you're hard wired. They can't touch your computer then. Also when you get error 404 no internet, just tell them the number. If they have to look it up, you can call them an idiot because that's too common an error to not know. I love asking them when they say dubya dubya dubya dot, I always interrupt with "what's President Bush got to do with this? “ they either have to have it explained or get mad and start over, but so do I. Heaven forbid they tell me to call them back. I do, about 20 times. They get to listen to Christian music, get connected to the telemarketing 20min recording, or just asked if the "incompetent whiny scammer has had enough" until they won't answer my phone anymore.

  85. Pooks
    March 8, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    Have been bombarded the last week by 'Telstra technical department '. Telstra is main Aussie telco. Woman rang yesterday, I am unwell so gave her a few choice expletives. She rang back and it was the funniest thing listening to her try to repeat the swear words in an Indian accent! She hung up as I was belly laughing! An hour later, an Indian male rang so he got a blast of the kids whistle I bought for this very purpose. Hope he enjoyed that in his earpiece!
    I used to try and be civil and just hang up, but when you get multiple calls a DAY it wears you down. I once asked a woman how she slept at night knowing she was trying to commit a criminal act. Sadly I know a couple of elderly people who were scammed, so I have no mercy these days.

  86. RJ Moore II
    March 2, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Actually, what you should do is track them down and hire a dirt-rate professional thug (India is the trop-name for thugs) to assault them, and threaten their managers with bombs and knives. I guarantee you that particular dirt-farming street-shitter won't be calling again.

    • derp
      June 22, 2018 at 10:39 pm

      I would pay $$$ to oversee this myself. LOL street-shitters.

  87. Beef Huge
    February 15, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    lmao limp-wristed candyass. passiveness is a signal of virtue for the weak

    • Chad McAlpha
      March 16, 2018 at 12:43 am

      Imagine being so insecure you have to prove your strength by wasting your time screaming at random Indian scammers on the phone.

      • Omega Boost
        April 9, 2018 at 6:32 am

        No screaming happens from my end. I receive multiples of these a day at times and when I'm off work, what's the harm in screwing with them? Call them a ??????? and see how "insecure" they are. It's like listening to a screaming, spoiled 2 year old's temper tantrum all the while they're fully aware they're trying to steal from people. I don't care about your goody two shoes outlook on it, thieves deserve little mercy. Especially ones that think they're some superior race or nationality. I'm glad the article author is also a Ghandi, but I'm not. I'm sure everybody will live on just fine.

      • Josh
        April 23, 2018 at 8:54 pm


      • Josh
        April 23, 2018 at 8:55 pm

        World War 3 confirmed

  88. Barney
    February 10, 2018 at 8:24 pm

    I just got hit a second time in week by an Indian scammer who pitched me lower credit card rates at any bank, the name of the bank did not matter. Obviously pie in the sky. He rudly refused to take me off his call list. I think that we ought to let the government of India know that they are sullying the name of their nation by being complicit in or by allowing this sort of thing.

    • RJ Moore II
      March 2, 2018 at 8:54 am

      The government of India is run by the same class of people. The real solution is to endanger the lives and livelyhood of these low-rent con artists. If 1/100 people they called tried to get them shot they'd shut down their businesses real quickly.

      • puppykicker
        January 6, 2019 at 11:19 am

        How much do you think it would cost to have an entire phone call center beat to death with phone receivers and strangled with phone cords?

  89. Riley
    February 7, 2018 at 12:35 am

    I just got off the phone with the 3rd Indian senior benefits scammer today. I keep pretending to be the same crotchety old man who would love more information about this new life insurance plan that they're offering. I really can't wait to see how long I can drag this on before they figure out I'm scamming them and they start threatening my life from broke ass shit filled India. When he finally does figure it out, I'll gleefully explain to him that I love shitting on poor Indians. I'll tell him how he's always been a loser, he'll always be a loser, and the next time he see's a rich white man in India, exploiting some lower class but attractive (for india) poon, he should think of me.

  90. Mark
    January 28, 2018 at 9:14 am

    "there’s simply no way you’re going to stop this from being immensely profitable" that is not the point, though. Aside from it being entertaining for yourself and your friends, it is good to waste their time because you are effectively saving someone else from potentially being scammed, since the scammers could have used that time to scam someone else instead of wasting their time with you trolling them.

  91. George
    January 27, 2018 at 3:11 am

    I learned the hard way about talking with computer support tech crooks from India. They are completely a scam. They took a lot of money from me and I thought that they were honest, but I realized that they are big liars. Those Indian computer support tech crooks are very sneaky. I spent more than around $1500 to $2000 for those new so-called protective security wastes. I would like to search a very honest computer tech support company in the USA as long as I am not talking to someone from India. I do not trust Indian people who are very dishonest and crooks.

    • HubbaBubba
      April 24, 2018 at 11:06 pm

      If you had to learn the hard way I'm not taking advice from you.

  92. Al
    January 25, 2018 at 8:41 am

    i have a completely separate laptop i use for "scambaiting" with a virtual box and a vpn, as long as you know what you're doing the risks are minimal and its a fun past-time :P the more time they waste on me, the less time they're spending conning little old ladies out of their pension. Though I would suggest doing homework before trying it.

  93. anon
    January 17, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    Listen, these people are shit.

  94. Dave
    January 17, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    I had a scammer call saying he is from Microsoft and I played around with him for awhile because he calls about 3 times a week. I would not give him access
    to my computer but would take him up to that point and than tell him I'm sorry but I would not give allow anyone to look at my personal data. After I hung up he has called back numerous times. If my phone say's unknown # i don't answer. I think i's just better to hang up.

  95. Dennis
    November 29, 2017 at 4:21 am

    I see your point about it being best to hang up. But I admit I did have some fun with one a while back. I told him that yes, I was having a problem that maybe he could help with. I told him I was having trouble with my Atari 800 computer. (That WAS a decent entry level machine in the early 80s. It was my first computer and I actually used it, using BASIC, in some serious university work). He assured he could help me with that platform. I told him I was having trouble saving a program I had written on the cassette recorder. He sounded earnest in wanting to help, but wasn't familiar with the machine, and he passed me up to his supervisor, who also assured me they could help. It got boring and I eventually hung up.

    • dmin
      January 19, 2018 at 3:30 am

      Your not making any kind of dent in their crooked industry if you "just hang up"... if you do, then they'll just call another potential victim whos life can be ruined during the time you could have used to make them think they got you as a victim and just playing along as long as possible.

      I think the more someone messes with them, the harder it is for them to scam and its possible some will quit and find a job that doesn't destroy people's lives.

      That's how I feel...the more people that mess with them, the less money that they will be able to steal from victims (especially seniors).

      • Mulle
        July 5, 2018 at 10:59 am

        It can't ever be MY responsibility to keep them from calling others, sorry.

        You are trying to guilt trip people into keeping scammers on the line? Do you seriously think they would keep calling around if everyone who got a scam call hung up the phone?

        Please don't go "Well, if you just hang up it's your fault if they scam someone else.". It can't be my fault that some sick people are out there trying to scam. Not my fault. Ever.

        I'm going to keep hanging up, because those scum don't deserve the time of day.

        • puppykicker
          January 6, 2019 at 11:24 am

          The fact that you have to ''keep hanging up' proves that yes, they will keep calling back numbers of people that just hang up.


  96. Grap
    November 22, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    I had one of these Microsoft Technical Support scam calls today at 2.15pm. I recognised it as a scam immediately. Here was John, speaking with a thick Indian accent in English to me and I live in the Netherlands. He didn't try to speak in Dutch and his English was appalling. I am an ex-patriat Brit and I grew up in London, so I was familiar with Indian accents.
    So, I stalled and stalled, as I made it clear that I had trouble understanding him until I simply asking him to put somebody else on who had a better command of the English language.
    Next up was Anna Wilson, who when I asked her to spell her name so I could make a note of it, proceeded to pronounce her first name as 'R', 'N', 'N', 'R'. I asked her where she was calling from and she replied it was Microsoft in California. I said that was odd, because there is a 9 hour time difference and that would mean she was calling me at 6.15am her time. So I asked her specifically where in California she was located. She said she was not allowed to tell me the location. Without needing to feign surprise, I asked her why she couldn't tell me the address of the Microsoft office she was based in, let alone which city.
    At this point, she told me to go to hell.
    I thought that was the end of the call, but a moment later, John returned and introduced himself, but then immediately changed his name to Jack. I interrupted his failing introduction and asked him for the name of his supervisor. He asked me why and so I told him that I wanted to make a complaint about his colleague who had just told me to go to hell. He apologised on her behalf but refused to put me through to a superior. When I told him I had no interest in listening to his pitch or accepting his apology until I could speak to his superior, he finally gave up and told me to go to hell as well.
    They hung up.
    There is no need to play silly games with these people. Just treat them with the professionalism they wish to assume and they will fail. They cannot make a proper introduction or provide adequate credentials that can be easily verified. I have great difficulty in believing how effective their scam is.
    I sincerely doubt they shall trouble me again, as I gave no offence and I was a complete waste of their time. What concerns me more though is how they acquired my home phone number in the first place.
    The only time I can recall providing my unlisted number to an Indian call centre was when I made a request to Microsoft Support a year ago, asking them to call me back. Now, that is an interesting coincidence that bears investigation on Microsoft's part I think ;)

    • Josh
      April 23, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      Please, tell me the number you called!

    • Holly
      April 23, 2018 at 11:56 pm

      They get it from voter records and other places. I have never called Microsoft as I do not have a PC, only a Mac and they still call me. They call me on my home and cell phones. There are many ways to get your phone number, believe me.

  97. My poor virgin eyes!
    November 22, 2017 at 4:49 am

    I get scam calls of all sorts 2-3 times daily, usually Rachel from card services with a final warning, the IRS with the warrant for my arrest or of course the Microsoft dude, most times I just hang up, but one Sunday I got particularly fiesty and unleashed a verbal assualt for a solid 3 minutes on this waste of flesh so deep that it would've made his mothers ovaries burn. I called him every rancid name I could conjur up and gave him multiple methods and reasons why he should end his life including the humiliation his father must experience knowing one son is a sucessful 7-11 owning slurpie dealer and the other is just a worthless goat humping phone jockey but not limited to the fact that even his mother hides her face out of shame of her one idiot son they no longer speak of. Of course all of this just prompted him to remind me that I make sex with my sister and my family licks the balls of many donkeys... However, this bastard burned me.. He got me good and I have to give him points for originality for which may have been the most brilliant revenge ever. Shortly after the bluster of insults and the hanging up violently on his end I came to realize why engaging with the enemy that knows your phone number is never a good idea. My cell phone started to alert me to text messages with a persistent barrage that seemed to never end. I looked in my inbox and what I discovered literally blew my mind. Messages from perverted men that read things like "how are you sexy" "are you available today" "let's get together" "I need verification first" then it happened..... I opened a message that contained a picture of a sick individual holding his manhood.. then another and another and another. That's right a stream of veiny purple headed yogurt slingers coming full force and invading my text message system.. I almost shat my pants in disbelief. Finally, my light in the dark tunnel, a message that read "did you post an ad on craigslist?" To which I replied "NO! PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK!". The ad was reported and the flow of dic pics stopped immediately. This brilliant jackass posted a picture of a sexy blonde bikini clad girl saying she was horney and really needed to see what guys were working with... and there it was, my phone number... Yeah, I lose..

  98. Regina
    November 15, 2017 at 10:58 am

    I make a point of not hanging up on the, but try to annoy them into hanging up.
    Parroting worked quite well, but the last one, the third in one day, ended in an ugly shouting match, with a second person on the line, a man, uttering quite disgusting threats. I have to say that I was not impressed and laughed quite loudly through the whole. They then told me to hang up, and I did not. Instead I launched into long song. When I was done, they had gone. I was not called again.
    I am now resolved to bring some civility to India. Next time they call I'll start reading Pride and Prejudice to them...

  99. Jiri
    November 6, 2017 at 9:40 am

    I do receive, a rough guess, 3 to 4 such calls in a year. Their naivity, stupidity, and bad English makes them rather regrettable and ridiculous than dangerous. Anyway, the only reasonable reaction to those scam calls is to hang up immediately. Why should you waste your time by keeping the scammer occupied? Entertainment? No, thanks. I have other things to do.
    Just hang up and forget them.

    • Sprouty
      April 9, 2018 at 6:36 am

      See, not all of us find reading the newspaper or taking a shit with the phone in hand while texting better things to be doing. I would love to forget them but they call endlessly, sorry.

  100. Emma Wedge
    November 3, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    These losers are like fire ants. Even if you destroy 1 nest it's not long before 3 more pop up. My time is valuable too. Whereas some find it entertaining or think they are serving a noble purpose in detaining them I see it as a vain & joyless occupation. This is just a small fragment of the smut in this world. I don't choose to jump into the mud with them.

  101. Emmette
    October 20, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    I have found that call blocking is quite effective in stopping many of these sites. Tried messing with their minds and was fun for a while but tired of that so just started blocking them.. Simple....

    • Sprouty
      April 9, 2018 at 6:38 am

      Sweet, glad it works for you. Been doing it for years now and they still worm through via local area number spoofing anyway. That's why the phone stays off most of the day, tired of hearing Rachael with my gift card and Indian scum bucket scammers.

  102. Greg
    October 19, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    I trolled one for about 25 minutes one afternoon for kicks and everyday for the next month I would come home to my voice mail having 2 or 3 filthy messages in a heavy Indian accent.

  103. April
    October 19, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    I only have a landline and no call blocking. I was getting at least one call a week from these people so I went to a marina and asked for the loudest, most obnoxious signal whistle they had. I have used it on the scammers for three calls.....and haven't had a call from them in two and a half months since. Bwahahahahaha.

  104. Hezekiah
    October 18, 2017 at 3:39 am

    Scammer: I'm calling from Microsoft Tech Support and we've detected a virus on your computer.
    Me: Really? That's interesting because I'm married to a network security administrator who runs just about the best virus protection that exists on my computer. Seriously, this thing catches everything. Thanks for the heads up, I'll have a look into it. *hangs up before they can reply, laughing the whole time*


    Me: Really? I don't even have a computer! Maybe there's a virus on my toaster? Maybe that's why it's been burning all my toast lately, even though it's set to "light." Can you remotely fix my toaster?


    Me: I have a Mac. Maybe you should try pretending you're from Apple if you want to successfully scam me. *click*

  105. Selwyn Schultz
    October 16, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    I make it a rule to just hang up. No sense in wasting any more of my time then necessary. I occasionally set the phone down after I realize I have a scammer on the line and let them talk to to dead air for a couple of minutes but that is as far as I go with them.

  106. Mark Rodgers
    October 16, 2017 at 4:37 am

    When these people call me, I tell them detailed ways in which they can kill themselves. I've done a lot of research about the most effective suicide methods, and I can and have go on and on about it. The scam-cockroach gets furious and spews a barrage of insults. I don't let that throw me. I just keep on teaching them suicide options with the calmness of a financial planner.
    These phone scammers have no conscience, so it's up to us to make them feel emotional pain.
    There are other things I do to them over the phone that are even worse, but I won't go into that here.

  107. Ryoma Sakamoto
    September 12, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    Just got a call yesterday from Mark Jones at Microsoft Windows Technical Support. The number he gave me was 1-925-300-1152. Troll away, friends!

  108. Ryoma Sakamoto
    September 12, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Got a call yesterday from Mark Jones at Microsoft Windows Technical Support in Walnut Creek, CA. The number was 1-925-300-1152. Troll away, friends!

  109. Anonymous
    September 9, 2017 at 3:10 am

    For the sake of explaining what I do in as simple terms as possible: I hide myself behind VM machines and a fake network created on an IBM Power server. I also have a virtual voip server running through a Skype-type API. One of the VM's is Kali Linux and another is a Windows 10 machine. While the scammer is doing his "ting" to the Windows 10 machine, I trace the scammers IP. I try to keep them on the phone as long as possible while I trace. In most cases they hide behind Citrix. It makes it harder, but not impossible because each connection via Citrix has a unique fingerprint you can bounce against the Citrix Server with Kali. If they try to hide behind a VPN, I just need to find the tunneling node by manipulating a tracer packet to ping the scammer's machine which is actually easier than it seems. By being friendly to the scammer, I am also socially engineering by asking what OS the scammer is using, asking what AV software he is using, is he behind a domain, etc. This helps me know what metasploit attack/exploit to use. The majority of the time I am able to RAT the scammers machine within 15-20 minutes. Is what I am doing illegal??? Hell yes. Is what they are doing illegal??? Hell yes. Do you think they are going to report me? Probably not. They don't even know it was me that has control of their machine. I like to stay anonymous.

    • Anonymous
      July 27, 2018 at 11:53 pm

      You sound like a cool guy. We should talk.

  110. Grebnor Melnack
    September 2, 2017 at 2:42 am

    My favourite was a gentleman with a thick Indian accent who called me from "Microsoft Support".
    Unbelievably, he stated that he was "Jim Morrison". I said "THE Jim Morrison? Formerly the lead singer from The Doors??"
    He was baffled by my response, so I asked him if he really faked his death? Who is really buried in your plot in Paris?
    Now he got indignant, and stated his name really WAS Jim Morrison.
    I laughed out loud at him and told him I would have to check with Keith and Mick about the computer once Charlie Watts was finished with it.....
    He'd didn't take that very well and hung up on me...
    Didn't even ask for an autograph..
    How rude!!

  111. Kay
    August 31, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    I have done everything from telling them that their mothers would be ashamed of them, that they are bound for Hell for cheating people, I've called them obscene names, screamed into the phone, etc. Then one day the caller was a more hesitant voice. For some reason, I said "I'm not going to yell at you or curse you for trying to cheat me. I know that if you could find a better job, you wouldn't be doing this." He made a little noise and then said "Yes" very softly. I told him I'd be remembering him and hoping for the best for him and his family and hung up. (Before you nominate me for the Nobel Peace Prize, I have to tell you that a few days later I got a similar call and told the guy I didn't have a computer and hung up.

    • David
      September 29, 2017 at 5:24 pm

      Thank you for this.

  112. Dave
    August 30, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    I keep them on the line for as long as possible. If enough people do that it will interrupt their business model.

    I use the Jolly Roger Telephone Company bots and then enjoy the fun.

    There is also this other guy:

  113. CK
    August 29, 2017 at 1:22 am

    It's great fun scamming scammers. One scammer got so upset he called me back 15 times. So I hid my number. I now use the Husher app to hide my phone number and generate new fake ones to use. I then publish the scammer phone numbers on the web for others to use. I want to build an anonymous flood dialer to really end their game, but need help with that. Suggestions? Volunteers?
    If you do get "infected" it's easy to disarm the attack. Use Task Manager (right click on the Task Bar at the bottom of your screen) to End Task the locked browser and Adaware (free from Malwarebytes) to remove their Pup files. It's completely fixed in about 4 minutes, free. Just don't reopen the web page that was infected again.

    • CK
      August 29, 2017 at 2:24 am

      My comment refers to those instances where your computer freezes while repeating a "warning" to call tech support to remove the "virus" But it's the same Indian tech support fraud.

  114. Horn blower
    August 27, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    I was receiving india/Microsoft calls 2-3 weekly. At first, used just hang up method. It eventually got under my skin when they could make their number look relatively local and legit. Like others commented, I couldn't turn a deaf ear to it. That deaf ear thought inspired my method of handling future calls.
    Next 2 calls, I verified and gave them warnings. Third caller was the unlucky one. While playing along with him, I began to speak very very softly. After that next loud noise he heard, probably went home early. I now have over 15 scam # on contact list. Blocked them. The new ones that still get around block get the more harsh response. Hope this info helps someone to help the cause

  115. Chris
    August 24, 2017 at 5:28 am

    Grow some cohonas! Keep wasting these little scammers time.

  116. Dean
    August 16, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    When you just hang up and take the high road as you say, there are 3 or 4 ederly people that are getting the call and they don't read your blog or any internet site about security. They simply fall for the con and lose money. I keep these people on the phone any chance I get. It reminds me that there are horrible poeople in the world and I was at least able to waste some of their time.

    • melvin toast
      November 6, 2017 at 7:36 pm

      I agree wholeheartedly with this approach. Fight them, to the death -- theirs.

      • Tech Man
        July 6, 2018 at 4:37 am


  117. Emanuele
    August 9, 2017 at 12:23 am

    When I played sport I was always a niggler (another way of saying pest, smack talking my opponent and getting them wound up until they get frustrated). If I did receive a phone call from a scammer I'd go back to my sporting days and have some fun, I love getting under the skin of idiots, it's fun.

  118. Al
    July 30, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    Ah, but trolling isn't about revenge. It's all about trolling, and scammers make quite acceptable targets. Riling them up can be very cathartic sometimes.

  119. William
    July 28, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Scammers are rude, he hung up on me after just five minutes. I was having so much fun

  120. William
    July 28, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    I had so much fun with a scammer a few minutes ago. He hung up on me. How rude.

  121. Fight Scammers
    July 26, 2017 at 2:13 am

    Yes I had these disgusting "Microsoft Tech" Indian Scammers call me in their THICK INDIAN ACCENTS with names like "John Smith", "Richard Harris", "Bob Jones"...real mainstream American names......when in reality their names are like Sharif Amatogok Patel.

    Before I caught onto their scam they were very polite and professional....but once I called them out on their scam they got really vulgar and obnoxious. So much for the stereotype of Indians being "hardworking honest decent" people. They are mostly TWO FACE Third World scum.

    I think people should get revenge on them and crank call them back. But DON'T DO IT from your own cell phone or home land line phone since they can trace it to you and get revenge on you since they know who you are. Call their number, especially if it's a toll free number....from a DISPOSABLE PHONE so they don't know who you are!

  122. Nitin Kataria
    July 25, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    The writer of this article sounds like a typical India hater. I have spent my all early youth years in Computer Tech Support industry and have worked for Linksys, Dell, Microsoft MSN, iYogi and QResolve (who started this mess), it's a Raman Roy company. After Google barred all Indian I.Ps from running PPC campaigns in US and Canada, this scam industry flourished as nobody wanted to close their profitable businesses and go bankrupt. The truth is the US government and esp their private companies like Google, Microsoft, Adobe, Dell, HP etc. don't follow any globally beneficial business practices themselves and all their crappy products are MADE IN ASIA (SOFTWARE IN INDIA, HARDWARE IN CHINA) that too in modules. Look at the downfall of Windows PCs and the way Google destroyed their competitors, the US companies are the biggest fraudsters themselves, they provoked us by banning all our business channels. Thus, they got the answer. I have been a part of such campaigns after staying away from them for years as their are hardly any jobs in here. But, the average salary is $600 plus incentives around $ 200.

    • Steve Gauger
      August 4, 2017 at 4:48 pm

      Oh, of course that's what it's all about, "racism", right? It's amazing how people like you can excuse away any horrible, disgustingly vulgar behavior with your trusty race cards. Are you actually justifying phone scamming? Yours is the most backward comment I've read on here! And who are the criminals here? Who have embraced scamming people like it's some acceptable way of life? Indians have. I don't think the author has any "hate" for anybody. But even if he did, I'd say his hatred is well designated.

    • Jason Crowe
      October 17, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      Haha . I think your job must scamming?? :-D

  123. CK JAGUAR
    July 20, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Here is a working phone number for active Indian scammers 877 994 2532.

  124. Kathy
    July 17, 2017 at 2:55 am

    I disagree with this article. I personally called a fake IRS scam many times in one day kept them from receiving money (I know this because they were so mad at me that I took money from them, screaming at me like they wouldn't be able to feed their families LOL like really????) I saved the wallet of many Americans that day (and I'm not even from the US), They also later that day started calling people from phone apps to receive the money they missed that day (I found them again and called them constantly). The internet can be a great place when the right people are on it. If I have time I will call them at least one idiot on the phone with me stops one person hopefully from getting scammed.

  125. rdc
    July 15, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    Yesterday received six calls from "Windows Technical Service" at 185-558-0801. On the second one I told them I was recording the call to send to the Attorney General because it was a fraud. He assured me it was not a fraud and that he did not say he worked for Microsoft, only for "Windows Technical Service". Unfortunately after the hang up I got repeated call backs up until midnight. My guess is they do that on purpose to people who argue with them.

    • Kay
      August 31, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      I think you are right about that. After my rudest responses, there's a flurry of more frequent calls. I keep blocking the numbers, but that's a pebble on the beach.

  126. Tom
    July 15, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    I live by the credo, ""Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute." I'm disappointed at the authors passivity and argument that my time is more valuable than theirs. I consider the defense of the defenseless worthwhile.

  127. John smith
    July 13, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    This article was written by an indian tech scammer it seems. The internet does not forgive. Everyone must continue to waste their time and resources !

    • Rudolph Reindeer
      July 16, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      I agree. I waste as much of their time as I can every time.

  128. Angharad
    July 4, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    I googled "how to insult an Indian" and got some interesting pointers. The very next day I received another call from the scammers. A few choice insults got the scammer very very angry at which point I hung up. He rang back 19 times ! Each time I picked up the phone, didn't say anything and left it off the hook for ten minutes or so. After 19 attempts the scammer gave up and I didn't receive another call for a few weeks. However the annoying calls have started again but now I just put the phone down as I really have better things to do with my time !

    • Nitin Kataria
      July 25, 2017 at 5:53 pm

      Google 'how to educate an American instead who have worst GK globally'

      • Misaki
        September 11, 2017 at 12:35 pm

        How do you know he/she is an American? Oh yeah, because hating someone is cool if they are American. So somehow you think calling them American is going to make your insult alright? Think again.

        One annoyed Asian guy

  129. aeEdvhx
    July 2, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    I like the confucius quote. I agree that it is not worth my time to taunt a $1.75 hour scammer. I have been called numerous times and every time the reply is the same..."what computer ? I don't have a computer, what are you talking about ?...." as I sit surrounded by the machines of various types. The response is a prompt disconnect tone.

  130. Jack The Ripper
    July 2, 2017 at 6:21 am

    The high road? Really? Messing with these people, especially by us IT professionals, is fun. I ain't gonna stop.

  131. Hank
    June 27, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    I have received tons of those calls. I have asked to be removed from their call lists quit a few times but they flat out refuse. They just called me today and I told them that I had to leave but was interested to hear more about the virus and then I called the police. I scheduled a call back time with this "tech support guy" hoping something could be done. Sadly the police won't do anything about it. I was told that they can't do anything by one police officer but someone should be able to track these people down and make them pay for their crimes.

    • Kay
      August 31, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      How could they be tracked? They use fake numbers and are not even located in the US. Guess we are going to have to rely on Karma for their just punishment.

      • R47
        September 27, 2019 at 2:29 pm

        They can be tracked if you let them connect to your VM, and it's easy enough to triangulate within a couple dozen meters where their call centre is.
        You exploit their open connection to your VM to install a RAT (Remote Access Tool) on their computer, which can then scan and intercept mobile devices on the network through the WiFi connection they most assuredly have (let's face it, these idiots do not turn off their mobile phones or GPS).
        Then through a combination of reading the mobile GPS data (if they don't manually turn off their GPS then their phones are always transmitting their exact GPS location through the network) from the phones connected to the network and scanning for other WiFi networks in the area, you can get the exact building that they're located in.
        Which is usually somewhere in New Delhi, it being the 'capitol' of scammers.

        The scammers usually don't know that the moment they connect to someone else's computer, they are entirely at the mercy of whoever is on the other end and that with just a little bit of computer knowledge and some handy tools, their entire operation becomes exposed.
        They also probably wouldn't care even if they did, because Indian police won't do anything about it.
        The best thing you can do to hurt them is to extract whatever files you can from their computer while they're connected to your VM, then delete them from their end (the scammers don't have the competency required to recover deleted files) and ideally make certain that they can't use the computer again.
        Since most Windows recovery files are on a separate drive partition now and not on a physical medium, destroying any chance they have to make use of system restore and costing them the price of a new computer (usually a laptop) is fantastic!

        And then contact the people whose details you extracted from their PCs! As many as you can, so they can take countermeasures.

  132. Gary
    June 20, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    I've gotten IRS scammer calls and I called their number 60 times in one day just to tie up their phones to the point they were swearing at me in Hindu.

  133. Fredericia
    June 17, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    I wish I could be quick enough to come up with some of the brilliant schemes these trollers use. They are so hilarious. But I've received two of these calls and just fumbled and bumbled around until they hung up.

  134. Fredericia
    June 17, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    I wish I was quick enough to come up with the brilliant schemes some of these trollers use, they are so hilarious! But I have gotten these calls twice and just fumbled around and never really did anything entertaining.

  135. zach
    May 28, 2017 at 3:41 am

    Ah nonesense, wasting these degenerate thieves time is good fun.

    May 1, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I simply did this;
    I asked him if I could put him on hold while I connect us to the FBI and the criminal POS hung up in a flash!
    And it was far more satisfying than the last one where I cussed on out and he cussed me out leading me to hang up.

    • Diana
      June 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      I am getting these calls every day, even though I've told them "to their faces" that they're scammers, they still keep calling. Today I had 2 of them at the same time, one on call waiting. I asked the Indian woman to take me off their list because I'm getting so many calls. She said, "I can't do that, for that you'll have to talk to your internet service provider." Huh? My ISP is going to stop phone calls? Laughable. I seriously considered just yelling "F-O" next time they call, but after reading this, I'll just hang up (if I even answer).

      The FBI is great... I'm going to do that next time! Love it!!

  137. Lisa Phillips
    April 28, 2017 at 12:54 am

    As long as you don't give these scammers access to your computer, I can't see any harm in messing with them. Waste as much of their time as possible with my three-step guide:
    1. Take everything they say the wrong way
    2. Take everything they say personally
    3. After that, sing Katy Perry songs
    I filmed one particularly funny phone call and posted it on YouTube. It's called "How to drive a 'computer support' scammer absolutely mental", if you're interested.

    • Dujd
      August 1, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      Sure lol

  138. FfS
    April 26, 2017 at 3:05 am

    Just Hang UP? Your stopping the scammer from scamming another person. I would call that heroism.

  139. David
    April 25, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    If you have the time and inclination, you can have a bit of fun with these guys, BUT -
    Do not open the 'run box' - just say 'nothing happened' when they say press windows key and R key together.
    Never ever let them connect to your computer - they can then wreak it and you have to pay to get it cleaned by them. They will try to fool you to use 'Teamviewer' or something similar.NO!
    If you can run up a virtual machine, you can let them do anything they want - and it won't hurt your computer - and then the fun can begin !!!
    One giggle is to say that my friend has given me an anti virus program he has made - and nothing can get through. (They will not believe this). Let them go as far as trying to get you to run teamviewer, and then say a widow has opened up saying 'Warning - if a voice with an Indian accent is contacting you, it is probably a scam- this program will now block any attempt to connect to another computer'. - The variations are endless !!!

  140. Nolan Davenport
    April 22, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    As long as you use a fake caller id, fake name, and a virtual machine you should be perfectly safe.

    • Terracotta flying machine
      June 12, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      Fake caller ID? They did ring you up you know.....

  141. The Helper
    April 18, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Well, actually there are 2 situations. First is if he is doing silly things and you know more than him it's time to have some fun with him. Record it and publish it to inform others. If he is someone with serious skills be careful ! You are at a real risk. Never try to troll them or insult them.

    • Piersonrife
      July 3, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      I doubt that any scammer has any form of serious skill … otherwise they'd likely be making legitamate money instead of scamming

  142. Aj
    April 18, 2017 at 5:34 am

    With how many phone call recording apps there are now, I would simply tell them that I'm recording the phone call and now contacting the feds. That would scare them pretty good imo. I personally resort calls from numbers that I don't recognize so if for some reason I receive some threatening calls I have something in my favour if I'm really in danger.

    • Aj
      April 18, 2017 at 5:37 am


  143. 14meowss
    April 18, 2017 at 12:41 am

    Just hang up?! Are you freaking kidding me?! Just today I got one of these scammer calls and I freaked these idiots out so badly that they even called me back to see if I was OK! I figure the more I mess with them, the less time they have to mess with someone who might actually believe their BS!

    • Martha
      April 25, 2017 at 9:32 pm

      I agree - keep them on the phone as long as possible so they can't victimize someone else.

  144. Ladybug
    April 15, 2017 at 3:15 am

    Take the high road? Are you serious? When it comes to these scammers we're already in the mud.

    Definitely don't engage them if you don't know what you're doing, that's good advice. But just theorizing that someone who was threatened felt disturbed and bothered by it, without any commentary from that person to confirm this, is just plain making stuff up. People troll these scammers all the time and just laugh at the threats, or even learn the scammers' native language and return the insults in kind.

    Being a good person doesn't mean holding everyone else to a belittling and dismissive Confucius quote, jeez.

  145. Crazy bob
    April 9, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    People should post scammers contact info on the net so that the rest of us can call and scam them for fin as often as possible in our free time

  146. Alex
    April 3, 2017 at 7:12 am

    Hi I'm from Australia, I've received these calls so frequently at one point they would call my number 3-4 times a week. Even several times a day, always the same story phone rings I answer the phone nobody answers the first time, then after I say "hello" the second time there is a subtle clicking noise and a strong Indian accent answers back. You can notice that something is off because when I make calls from Australia and outside Australia they are always crisp and clean, these scammers always seem like they are far away. if you regularly have a crisp phone line and all of a sudden the other person seems "far away" it's them!

    I used to hang up on them everytime I recognise the clicking I knew it was them. It did not stop them, they continued calling and then I got angry and threaten them it did not help. So after a while, I decided to screw them around. They would call I would pretend to follow their instructions etc, then I would play into their scheme that I needed some time as somebody was at my door, and every 5 minutes I would say to them "sorry I have someone at the door" make them wait and promised them that I would buy their service and tell them that my 80-year-old neighbour needs that same service and that I would get them her number.... (thinking they would score a double deal they would wait) it went on for 55 minutes..... until they hanged up I would put the phone down and go watch star trek leaving them on the line and every 5-10 minutes would apologise and say it won't be too long etc.... a friend of mine gave the phone to his 96-year-old grandma who suffers from dementia and she would talk to them about internet and computers etc... for ages... These people have no souls I don't care they need to scam to survive they are what they are this and you should do as much as you can to destroy their life.

  147. dzr47
    March 27, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    I think your advise is very good, to avoid these scammers totally or report it to the FTC or FCC and let them handle it. Lately, there is an recent Apple products/iPhone/iCloud scam. Robo calls from 262-912-0215, claiming to be Apple Support and you need to call 855-658-3663 as your APPLE product has been compromised.

  148. Debra Burnett
    March 19, 2017 at 4:11 am

    I actually fell for this. About a year ago, I'd only had my computer for a few days when I got a pop up that looked very official from "microsoft"; that my computer was infected by a virus and and that I was to call them at a 1-888 / or 800# I can't remember which. I Googled the number; it was a legit tech support for Microsoft so I called them. There was an obvious clicking sound- like when a call is transferred- I have paid for tech support where it is done remotely so I wasn't surprised or suspicious. I think I paid them about $60 in the past, which I was prepared to do. After explaining the cost of the removal process and protection I needed, it came to $500 and waited for a credit card number. I said I could get it done for $60 at our local Radio Shack and that is when he got nasty and I knew. I asked him what I had ever done to him. I told him I was a good person and that I used my computer to communicate with wildlife rescuers around the world and how could a Hindu be so...blah blah I laid it on thick and didn't give him a chance to say a word. I only had a few files on it and they were in a cloud so I wasn't that upset when I watch him delete my files because I knew it would only cost me $60 to get rid of the malware and start over.
    Well today they struck again, targeting my 85yr old mother so I pretended to be her. I pretended not to even know how to turn it on. After a good 20-30 minutes to get the machine up and running (I said I was still running windows 95) Finally he asked me what was on my computer screen and told him a pop up from the FBI was telling me they had all the information they needed and were on their way to shut them down to which he promptly hung up. After that, I found your video and was late for work because I watched the whole thing!
    I've also intercepted 2 other calls pretending my mom won some sort of cruise and all they needed was a credit card $130 for room tax. The woman on the other end sounds so adorably cute and trustworthy. She sounds like the perfect grand daughter-something an elderly person could feel comfortable enough to give her credit card info. I was thinking about making a script for this scam but I guess maybe I shouldn't? It's actually fun. I used to play on the phone as a kid and this takes me back. They can't hack into my landline or wifi, could they?
    Thanks for your video!

  149. Ronny
    March 18, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    I get a lot of customers who have been victims of this (I work for a bank.) It's usually elderly people who fall for it so I always tell them to just hang up - they can get really scared and upset if the scammer gets threatening.

  150. Scrammer
    March 15, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    I dont agree with you, Wasting their time means they are spending that much less time scamming people, Yes i do agree that you should only use a VM, or use a linux system they are unfamiliar with and unprepared for, but I do believe wasting time is a public service that everyone should do

  151. Rachel
    March 6, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Hi from Australia. Have been getting the Microsoft thick Indian accent calls for weeks always at the same time. I tried at first telling them I don't even have a Microsoft anything computer but that didn't work. I am in my 50s, disabled and live alone. The calls are damaging my health. The Australian Government has a registry you can enter your number to block most prank calls, but they can't eliminate all. So I have no choice but to pull the cord out of the wall and lose my landline. No more calls. I loathe these snakes and how they can infiltrate my home on the other side of the world and cause such stress. They truly are criminals.

  152. Jake Peirsen
    March 4, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    One day I got bored and decided to troll those fags. So I got on my VM and installed so many viruses that looking something up woul be a challenge because I had so many toolbars and kept getting redirected to more malicious sites. I called them up and gave them a cess to my vm, and before I said anything really stupid he was calling me a 80 year old computer idiot and started completely raging. Lol

  153. Rico Patrezi
    February 24, 2017 at 10:51 am

    Interesting article. The scam has resurfaced in a big way in the UK and I presume all over the world. I got sick of the phone ringing the same time every day, showing "Out of Area" and as I had run out of saying I was about to go out, I strung them along. I have an old - a very old - PCW8512 which I dug out of the loft and got working again, so today I answered the call, sounded very ignorant and upset that my computer was corrupted, and talked along with the lady, with the Amstrad whirring away. She began to get frustrated with my 'ignorance', asking whether I owned the computer. I said someone at work gave me this old PC when I retired, because I needed to learn about computers (!). Another male voice then came on the line and repeated the same question. I said I didn't know. When asked what was happening I said "The screen is green, it says I have two drives.... how do I connect to internet?". I kept saying I wasn't sure who owned the computer -" it was given to me by my ex-colleague, so it must be his." This seemed to flummox them, and they cut off the call. So I can recommend that - it will at least sandbag them and they might want to get a job with fewer frustrations!

  154. A11A14B3
    February 24, 2017 at 4:33 am

    I guess you can call me a professional.

    Instead of trolling them I have the power (hypothetically) if they connect with my Virtual Machine to send the SCAMMERS my own malware, usually RAT viruses. Which (again, hypothetically) will grant me complete access to the scammers webcams, files, passwords, contact, and many,many more things. Which from there I can pull all of there sensitive and personal information. Also (hypothetically) can and usually includes all the other scammers information in their call center. And hypothetically speaking I can from there destroy (by running Ransomware or some sort of malware) every scammers computer in the call center. And hypothetically finish my attack by DDOSing and taking down their servers.

    Again I would never do these things as they are illegal, but I could. If I wanted to.

    -Your friendly neighborhood Black Hat Hacker.

    • FedUp With Robocalls
      April 14, 2017 at 2:45 am

      Wish I could use you for a day or two. These A-holes called me 10 times today, 6 times yesterday, and 7 times last week. Even with caller block through my internet provider doesn't stop them. Go ahead.....none of us will tell.

    • Laure
      June 5, 2017 at 1:25 am

      Hello, I received a call like that and almost fell for it! luckily someone told me it was a scam on time but they had access to my pc for that while. We lied to them saying we would call later because (by miracle) my credit card didn't work at first. I already deleted any software they installed on the PC but am I safe or they can still attack me later since they already had access once?

    • B
      October 17, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      You really should do that. Who cares if it is illegal? Who is going to find you out or even come after you.

  155. Anonymous
    February 18, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Hack back!

  156. Lilli
    February 17, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    His name is Adam. His number is 17274980505...His been calling me and using profanity after I refused to fall for his scam. Told me he was going to come over here and find me. I called the police. Police told me to block all their numbers..I did..but they keep calling from diff numbers. He's been harassing me ,using profanity and said he will continue to do so everyday.

    • Manny
      June 26, 2017 at 12:31 am

      Crank call a scammer named Andrew Mills. Tell him you are calling from Las Vegas gay dating site, and that his last transaction was declined. And that he needs to pay it immediately or you will have his phone shut off. His number is (702) 936 2372

  157. K
    February 14, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    I work on computers for a living for over 20 years now, that gives you an idea. What I have done in the past, this is for anyone old enough to understand, I setup a test machine with the old dial up modem on it. I put in all the numbers needed in a program to auto dial a #, when they answer all they here is the modem trying to connect. If you have experienced this is can be loud. The best part is with the old modem programs if they hang up it will redial until it connects to another modem. So kick it off and walk away, then if they do track the number back they get the modem. Best way to play tricks because no one uses modems anymore.

  158. John
    February 11, 2017 at 1:31 am

    I got a "Microsoft tech" scammer just an hour ago. I talked to him only because two days ago, my laptop got the blue screen of death. So for a moment, I thought it was legit that my computer sent them an error report.

    But I know something was wrong when he started getting insulting. This guy with a thick Indian accent had the audacity to ask "can you understand English?". I wasn't even being rude. All I said was, I'm not comfortable doing what he wanted. I guess these people have been doing this job so long and getting insulted many times hourly, they have pent up hostility.

    The part of this article quoting Confucius is plain dumb. I would troll these scammers for nothing other than pure entertainment. And if trolling them would waste their time and preventing them from making less calls to other people, that's all the better.

  159. Kyle Pendergrass
    February 8, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    I totally would. Use a proxy server, Virtual machine, use a different proxy within the virtual machine.

  160. sam
    January 27, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    last year I stated to one of them that my son was capable of working on my computer. He then labeled my son a "mother------." When I asked one of them last week why he wasn't in jail, another called me today and yelled "go------yourself."

  161. Alex
    January 25, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Hi, I would troll them with a few funny sentences on a non-personal number, then hang up. Its not worth the risk of being tracked etc.

  162. Jorge
    January 25, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    You don't troll them with your number, you should use a spoof device for your number, or an anonymous caller

  163. Douglas Wallace
    January 23, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    My laptop freezes.....
    Error message. A computer voice says please call.
    I call the toll free number, extension number and wait.
    When they answer, I put the phone on speaker, place the
    phone next to my laptop and WALK AWAY ! !
    All they hear is the error message over and over.
    I listen for the operator's recording "If you would
    like to make a call..."
    Hang up. Punch Redial and repeat.

  164. Cherry
    January 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    I trolled them like a champ, when I got tired of dealing with him I told him my name is Sala Kuttaa (which means stupid bastard in Hindu) and my brother was with me and his name was: Soover(meaning pig also Hindu) The latter is an extreme insult, I actually LAMOed when I got off the phone.

  165. Jim Lahey
    January 13, 2017 at 4:43 am

    I trolled a scammer for an hour and during one phone call that he filled a report and he said my mom's name should I be worried he said I will be getting it in the mail

    • Josh Stuchbery
      January 14, 2017 at 11:33 pm

      What does he have to report? His the criminal. I've trolled scammers who claim to be from the government and they said they would report me. Nothing Happened. Often when they realize you know they are fake and your trolling them, they resort to scare tactics to have the last laugh.

      • Jim Lahey
        January 15, 2017 at 3:37 am

        Thank you I was trolling him for a hour and it was scary when he said that did not sleep I stayed up all night and I have Augsburgers and adhd so thank you for putting my mind at ease

  166. Chris Hales
    January 12, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    After reading the article I see your point. Tell others , and spread the word. There is always the risk, although very unlikely that when the scammer realises they are on a virtual machine (it's usually pretty obvious when you look) they could install software to exploit the interaction between virtual machine and actual machine, again, very unlikely! To be honest these people are mainly computer illiterate and follow a script of some kind. They prey on the vulnerable people who get panicked when their browser freezes by one of these scams (java stuff)....wasting their time means they are not preying on vulnerable people, and can be very good fun, as long as you don't let them have access to a virtual machine. Personally I don't recommend letting any access to any machine unless you have decent VPN, VM, OS and programs installed on VM to make it look real....even then it's a risk. It's often not difficult to pull these scammers IP's while you're connected..which means they aren't hiding that tells me all I need to know about these people. Always beware, but knowing just a little can help a lot.

  167. Michael Wagenstein
    January 4, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    What a load of crap the longer you keep them on the phone the more money they lose. Some of us Tech savvy individuals will use a Virtual Machine so as to protect our computers and watch them syskey and do what ever they want to. We just revert back to a snap shot when they are done trying to scam us and then we can start over. There are those who actually enjoy the insults when they find out they have been scammed. I call them on google voice and no number is shown so can't call them repeatedly. It's fun you should try it you might like it and you are helping these idiots loose money.

    • Michele Lawing
      January 9, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      I just had a call and I agree, I sure enjoy it!

    • Michele Lawing
      January 9, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      I just received a call and I agree with you, it is fun!

  168. Deku10
    December 17, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    This article is so click-baity. The reasoning (the entire point) of the article is weak to say the least. The only real valid point is that you aren't stopping them from making money, which is not a good part of the reasoning anyways. See here's the thing, you have to look at it in a bigger picture, it's not just 1 person wasting 1 scammers time; it's multiple. Combined with obnoxious behavior towards the scammers, this can effectively deter scammers from the region in general. If all we did was hang up the instant a scammer calls, what's to stop them from calling again or what would deter them from simply moving on to the next person on their list. They NEED to be discouraged from continuing their scamming methods.

    Essentially, the only reason not to taunt scammers is if it's something you personally don't/can't deal with. In my case, I was called on my work phone and even then I would have liked to waste their time more if I could have spared the time.

  169. Barry Gribbin
    December 13, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    I've already fallen for this scam, paid them $$ and so on. Now how do I get rid of them? Keep them out of my computer now that they have my passwords and so on? Do I just (somehow) change everything? Thanks for your time and info.

    • Duuh
      December 16, 2016 at 7:53 am


      What other passwords do they have?
      Change all of your passwords twitter, amazon, bank EVERYTHING.

      tbh, if you fell for this scam in the first place, you first to report the incident to the police.

      Then you need to backup your files, wipe your system and install fresh.
      Never ever give out your password...EVER.

  170. Urong
    December 10, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    It's not for revenge, Confucius... it's for the fun of it.

    • Uright
      December 14, 2016 at 8:54 pm

      Exactly. It's like prank calls but rather than terrorizing innocent people your terrorizing thieves.

      • Al
        January 5, 2017 at 9:55 pm

        Sooooo true

        • Jake Peirsen
          March 4, 2017 at 9:49 pm

          Lol best way to describe it

  171. lia
    December 2, 2016 at 3:32 am

    I know this article is old but I just found it and have had some seriously odd interactions with these scammers.

    The most hilarious was 5 years ago, they claimed I was such a good credit card customer that I was being sent a free gift card to Victoria secrets. I knew it was a scam, but explained I wasn't interested in it and naively asked to be taken off their call list (I rarely got scam calls back then. Now? Until a month ago i was getting them Almost daily, even 5 years ago I knew they weren't taking me off their call list but thought I'd try) anyway instead of responding to my request he begins saying in broken English how Victoria Secret has a new bra that "holds and lifts your breasts. Supports and holds them up like boulders" the man said. Ok, that was odd enough to make me not hang up right away lol. So I said I don't shop there, he asked where I buy my bras and panties and then said that women all need this Bra, "IT PUSHES THEM UP FOR SATISFACTORY LOOK IN CLOTHING"....if anyone reads this, I don't know why I said what I said next. I'm not weird and I think I was just caught off guard that the man seemed to really believe in the power of the push up bra lol, I think I was just thinking outloud because I responded "they don't even sell bras like that for people who still wear A cups"...I did a facepalm when I heard myself say it but his response was "so u have nothing there. Is it just flat and nipple and no hills or nothing?"
    Clearly time to end this, well over actually...I laughed in shock and before I hung up on the little pervert I said "how much do they pay you to say this stuff"
    To my surprise he laughed, like really really hard. Now that I think back I think I remember hearing him stifling a giggle or whatever when he had said something really crazy during the call. I can't remember everything he said in this weird call, I only wrote the comments I remember him saying word for word but it was hands down the funniest most odd call I have ever had. I had been in my car at the time, I had left my store to go to a dr. App and gotten to the appointment too early when he I think being bored and having ten minutes to kill was probably one of the reasons why I didn't hang up on him immediately. I ended up looking the number up online and leaving a comment on one of those websites that allow you to list and report scam numbers about what the man said wish I could find it.

    However the recent insane increase in calls I get in the last few months is insane and these people are really dedicated. I don't own credit cards, so when I began getting calls from credit consumer telling me that I can have my interest rate lowered, I knew it was fake and wanted to hear how they were going to attempt to get my Info. The man kept saying he was looking at my payment history and I've made more than my minimum payment requirement a few times in the past year and thanking me. He milked it, said his pitch and asked me which card I owed more on, my visa or that point I asked, you said you could see my accounts can't you see that? I said it very sweetly lol, not wanting to get hung up on before I could tell him I didn't own a credit card. He had computer issues he said so I was like well it's just so weird I don't own credit cards so how did you see I made payments? He got really really mad. He said "mam I think you are a bitch (beech he pronounced it as so it took a sec to realize he actually called me a bitch!) and I think everyone in ur life thinks ur a bitch" what the heck lol I hadn't gotten to actually be rude to him at this point so I was kinda actually bothered by It after hanging up. Only for a second though, because I realized how very sad and pathetic I would be to let my feelings be hurt by a man who was trying to steal my money and identity calling me a bitch lol

  172. linda lipka
    December 1, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    I have thoroughly enjoyed many conversations with phone scammers but today it got a little bit real.
    A young man called me a few weeks ago - I played dumb, he got mad and barraged me with pornographic descriptions. I told him I was old enough to be his mother and how would he feel if someone said that to his mother? He hung up.
    When he called today I began by asking what he had for breakfast in response to his alarms about my supposed computer virus. We chatted about food for a few minutes and I realized his voice was familiar. When I reminded him, he seemed genuinely shocked and then he shocked me back.
    'I thought about what you said, Miss. I am looking for a better job. I know this is a bad thing to do but my father died in February, my sister is in school and my mother needs help. She cannot work and I told her I would make money now. I get paid more here than any other job I could get. I think you are doing your holiday shopping now. I want to have money for holiday shopping too. I would like to have a better job but there aren't so many. '
    He seemed to feel it was meaningful that he had called me again after our previous interchange. Maybe it was fate. I didn't pay him and he didnt remove my fictional computer virus but I think we both received some value.

    • Uright
      December 10, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Well there ya go! Happy ending!
      Such a worthwhile sport eh what?!

  173. MinhajH
    November 30, 2016 at 7:23 am

    My mom was victimized by one of these scams a few years ago. It was one of the IRS scams, threatening to throw her into prison, and how they had an active warrant on her. My mother, who knows nothing about any of that, due to the fact that my father took care of everything, was scared out of her mind. She hung up the phone to get dressed, and the man called back angrily, telling her not to stop speaking to him, most likely to keep her from calling someone else for help. The man made her call on her cell, and while she did that my mom had put the mic on mute on her cell, and called a friend to go to the money transfer place with her. Her friend was busy, so my mom was all alone. Luckily, after listening to the nonsense from the man, my mom realized it was a scam, and walked to the police station, which is across the street from our home, and explained her situation to an officer, again with her mic on mute. The officer took the phone and spoke to the man, saying he was a police officer, and that they have no warrant on file, and that he was a fraud. The scammer didn't believe my mom was smart enough to get to an officer, so he accused the officer of being a fake, and said some nasty things to the man. The officer demanded the man fax his warrant to the station, and in the end, the man hung up, after realizing his loss. My mom almost fell for it, but she got to her senses, but not everyone does. And with all the time spent on the scammer he didn't get to others. Now my mom is more aware and tries to balance just hanging up and wasting their time, but wasting time is the way to save someone who is clueless from falling for these things.

  174. Eric Greenwood
    November 24, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Rubbish, the longer they are on the phone to me the less chance they will get someone who will fall for the scam.

    If you hang up they will go to the next number, someone who may fall for it.. so my aunt would fall for it, so i am protecting her and others like her. Troll them, every hard core computer user needs to at least block access to their phone lines

  175. Jack Meoff
    November 20, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    Here's what I like to do. I like to call back the numbers that my phone blocks because they are reported as scam, fraud, extortion, etc. I call back and find out what the fake name of the company is that they are using. They always give me a Christian name even though we know it is not that name. Then when a different scammer calls, I answer with the name of the fake company from another number and the fake name of the person I talked to. So it sounds like this: IGS this is Lisa Stewart, how may I direct your call? If the new scammer asks any questions I tell them the same fake details I got from the previous scammer. I even give them the spoofed number I had gotten from the previous scammer. Or you can answer as the operator of your local police department. Small town police departments have an actual person who answers the non-emergency line. This stuff confuses them completely and they remove your number from their list. Also, they will most likely hang up for fear they have actually received a law enforcement agency. Please note that the United States does get the cooperation of the Indian authorities to shut down those call centers, especially after the idiots pretended to be the IRS. There are so many ways to screw with these people. Being a law abiding US citizen, I legally own a gun and if they want to threaten me...I just let them know I'll be waiting in the dark for them. I used to work in a prison, so nothing scares me. Oh, and one last thing. Since the NSA is data mining, make sure to say things like, "you want me to join ISIS? Okay, I'm convinced that ISIS is a good thing and I want to go on a suicide mission with you!" There are so many ideas that roll around in my head that could annoy the crap out of these idiots. Don't feel sorry because you think they make $1.75/hr, that's considered middle income for them!!!

  176. graeme_from_IT
    November 14, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    Its a shame I can't attach a screenshot, but it was VERY ironic that I got a google-advert for this appear in this article - for a bit of software the scammers try to use...

    TeamViewer 12 Download
    The Best TeamViewer ever: Smarter, Better, Faster, Stronger. It's fun to use too Go to

    • Isaac A
      November 18, 2016 at 1:22 am

      I love TeamViewer. It's a great program, especially if you leave that important presentation on your home computer. Also use it to give my Grandma REAL tech support, as it is very hard to assess issues without seeing the screen. Shame that these scammers are giving a great piece of *free* software such a bad reputation. :-/

  177. EndUser2016
    November 2, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    you know I know they say it is bad to waste these peoples time but you know what... if I have time to waste I will happily use it to waste as much of these POS time as I can. They deserve to be treated like whatever crap we can think of because they are trying to steal from us all... and no way in hell do they not know they are making fraudulent claims and it is a crime... Personally I think every single one of these people and those who are profiting the most from the scam should be strung up in a cage and left to just wait for their demise then fed to the piranhas. Sorry but these people are the scum of the earth and I would rather be the shoe than the one being stepped on.

  178. Ozzy
    October 27, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    I spoke to a female today. I listened through her whole script. Then I politely asked her if she honored her parents by what she does. Then I asked her what she would think if her parents were scammed and hurt by someone on the phone like her. Big family first culture with the people I know from India. She hung up. They are very superstitious as well. Some research about their gods, evil eye and things like that might provide some fodder for those that wish to entertain themselves. Might do that myself, hm.

  179. Santa
    October 19, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Got one of those calls today. I chuckled and said "Oh, this is going to be fun!" He dropped an F-Bomb on me and hung up. :-)

  180. Mike D
    October 11, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    I respectfully disagree. This isn't about revenge or looking to pick a might, I view this as a form of community service. Waste their time, infuriate them as much as you can, make them question their chosen profession. Every minute you make them waste is a minute they can't use to scam that nice old lady down the street who doesn't understand the interwebs and who trusts everyone who calls her on the telephone. So what if they threaten you? Do you have any idea how many times I've been told that someone was going to kill me or do something untoward to my mother while playing online video games? Empty threats, that's all they have, that's all they can do to you. If you don't have the stomach for even the emptiest of threats chat with them for a few minutes and then put them on hold until they hang up. I once had one sit on the line for a little over an hour, if anyone can beat that record than kudos to them.

    In summation, waste their time and show them no pity as they certainly don't have any for those who they scam.

  181. Steve Buscemi
    October 8, 2016 at 1:18 am

    I like screwing with them (or more like listening to someone else do that) cause I just think it's kinda funny when some of them have absolutely NO idea what they are taking about.

  182. Never scammed
    October 7, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    I got a call from them today and politely waited on him to finish talking about "the errors my computer was sending him". I then asked, "Hey do you know the 70 employees who got arrested this week in Mumbai for impersonating the IRS?" .....Silence......(in a low voice I said) "you know we are coming for you next" ...he hangs up.

    Story about it in WSJ

  183. Joe
    October 6, 2016 at 1:01 am

    I received a call today as I was heading to work. This was the conversation I had.

    Me: Hello, How may I help you?
    Them: My name it Johnathan Stevens I am with Microsoft and your computer is sending us error messages.
    Me: Oh? Hold while I connect you to my IT department. One second please.
    Me (with Heavy Hindi Accent): Ello dis is IT Department, How may I assist you dis wonderous day?
    Them: (Silence for at least a full 5 count) Um Yes, I'm Johnathan Stevens with Microsoft and your computer is sending us error messages.
    IT Me: Oh? Error messages?? dis is berry berry bad. I do not know how such a ting could of happened. I tell you my friend dis sort of thing would never happen back home in my part of Pakistan. If such a ting would of happened they would be strung up that goat loving filth by their thumbs and skinned them alive. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get blood out from under your finger nails? I tell you, it's berry berry long.
    Them: Silence again. then CLICK.

    It was very hard to stay in character, thank goodness they hung up.

  184. Goth Doll
    October 1, 2016 at 11:51 am

    Relax man go nuts at them if you want to so long as you dont grant them access to your computer or use VM. They deserve it and winding them up is definetly a good idea. It adds a mental torment to their job that "sorry no thank you" doesnt give them and makes them more likely to give up and get a legal job.

  185. Kenneth Herring
    September 30, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Someone recently asked me how can people still fall for this since it's been around for many years. And response was that there will always be a new crop of users who haven't been exposed to theses scams and how to handle and fall prey. So I make it my business to educate people about security and what to look out for.

  186. Anti
    September 23, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    I get these calls often. Monthly maybe. I've tried several different things, handing up, calling them out, playing along, leading them on a grand chase, letting them play with a severely underpowered vm (so it took forever for them to do anything).

    Today i got a call when i was just leaving work, i said i want in front of my computer and it would take me a while to get to it.
    5 minutes later he asked how it was going and i said i was still headed to the computer.
    Another few minutes and we had a similar exchange and i promised to let him know when i was at my pc with it powered on.
    I kept driving home enjoying the scenery.
    Eventually he asked if i was there yet and i said"oh no, it's going to be a while, I'm still diving home. "
    He said he'd call me back in an hour.

    I blocked his phone numbers.

  187. K-J
    September 23, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    That crap about Confusius in the end is silly.

    It's exciting and entertaining to mess with scammers, and it feels good because unlike with any other people, you know you can treat them anyway you like with full impunity.

    Want to turn it into a funny long winded prank call pretending to be computer illiterate, go ahead.

    Would you rather blow off some steam/agression. Go ahead and threaten, call them by slurs or play a really loud noises.


  188. ProfD
    September 10, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    Let's be frank. The Government is doing less then nothing as far as limiting these attacks. And to be sure these are information warfare attacks. So if you have the skillset, virtual machines, and time, my opinion is by all means waste as much as their time as possible. The author of this posting cites a Confucian quote about revenge. Taking them to task is not revenge in my opinion. They called us, they attempted access to a protected computer system, and our wallets! For every savvy user that can waste some of their time, we may be preventing someone else from getting scammed. The higher road, from my perspective, is to run them off their road of scamming whenever possible. And to be sure, it can be done without getting riled up. I respect their tenacity, ingenuity, and creativity when they attempt to scam me. I do enjoy the adversarial engagement with them.

    Now the downside of my opinion is that such techniques give the scammers a training exercise of sorts, so that is something to be considered. They will eventually learn when they are being trolled. And one must also consider, as the author states, that being threatened in such a manner can be unnerving. But one must consider the source of such threats.

    Overall excellent article written by the author.

  189. Aaaa
    September 7, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Tell them you don't own a Computer and politely hang up. unless you're me. then get on a virtual machine and syskey their asses.

    • Mike
      September 8, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      How would I do this or something similar? I've been getting into messing with them with stuff like this.

      • Owen
        October 7, 2016 at 1:28 am

        There are programs like virtual box and vm ware that let you run virtual machines and you just need to have an OS image, then follow the scammers instructions and have a blast, if you are really nervous use a VPN and burner phone, then the scammer cant trace the call or you IP address.

  190. Jane
    September 2, 2016 at 8:54 am

    i have had a lot of these. They often ring my fax, work and home line one after the other. They are a.always men from India claiming to be from "UK Preference Service" or "Microsoft". I always get rid of them quickly but recently the number of calls has escalated. I had about 5 yesterday and I am very very busy working yet if I leave the phone I could lose work so I don't have a choce but to answer although by the end of the day yesterday the children were so disturbed by constant sales calls they made me take the phone off the hook.

    So I said I have had 10 calls to the man and he said good - the problem with yoru computer is so serious you need 25 calls. I always say I am registered with the UK telephone preference service and to take me off the list. I say it all within 30 seconds but it is still disrupting.
    I am moving my business to mostly by email anyway so then I won't need to speak to anyone but that is probably at least a decade away. Sigh...
    I certainly agree better not to get involved. Same at the door - we get people scamming vulnerable older people at the door around here. I always say I don't buy at the door and close it quickly. Don't let them get started in speaking to you.
    With calls however some of my clients start almost incoherent and with Indian accents so I cannot immediately hang up as it might not be a scammer.

  191. Kara H.
    September 1, 2016 at 2:27 am

    My first experience with Indian scammers was the IRS scheme. They were calling me 3-4 times a day. I originally thought it would not only be a good idea but was also my duty to keep them on the phone as long as possible, harassing them. I called them back repeatedly, telling them that I literally had nothing better to do with my life than to tie up their phone lines all day every day. That was back in December of 2015 through mid January 2016. They eventually blocked my number so I couldn't bother them anymore. I thought I had finally won. Unfortunately the calls started rolling in again around the beginning of August 2016. I've gotten calls EVERY day from every known scam since including Microsoft, IRS, foreign lotto winnings, lowering my credit card interest rate, car insurance and solar panels. I'm even getting text scams. They are relentless. I would love to block their number and go about my day but they seem to have an endless supply of numbers to call from. I usually play stupid and give them ridiculous answers to their questions like 25 digit long zip codes with letters in them. I started playing dumb today with a CC interest rate scammer and he picked up on my BS pretty quick. He started making disgusting sexual sounds and remarks, asking me to do sexual things to him or he would come and rape me. Obviously he's full of shit. I told him I would love to see him try while I shove my .45 up his ass and send the video to his whore mother who should've aborted him. ( he didn't like that ) Then I asked him how he felt about making the good, honest, hardworking people of his culture living in the U.S. look bad. I told him that people like him make their victims hate all Indians. His response was that he hates americans and will be smiling when we all die. There is no winning with these pieces of human waste. I would love to find out where they got my information from. I would love even more for them to be brought to justice and receive extreme corporal punishment, but that will likely never happen. Its gotten to the point that I want to change my number but we all know how much trouble that is. I haven't met anyone else that has been harassed to the point I have. This leads me to believe that due to my responses and engaging with them, I've given them plenty of reason to continue harassing me. So yes, it is fun and slightly fulfilling to mess with them but the end result is definitely not worth it.

  192. Malib
    August 31, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Does mentioning Kashmir bleonging to any of their national neighbors get any of them angry beyond belief

  193. MajorPatriot
    August 26, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    I take the phone out on the deck and blast my jet ski air horn into the phone....blows the little brown devil's eardrums out all the way over in Bangalore. Too bad we could't track the real IP address they are scamming on and send drones over and let Hellfire missiles rain down on the diaper heads, it'd be so fun to read that in the news......scammers killed in drone strike!

  194. Anonymous
    August 25, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    1-866-256-0981 Troll them all you like.

    • Anonymous
      December 20, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Calling all trolls: just called 866-256-0981 today and this SCAM number is still in operation! So is 972-512-0936--each time a person with an American name and English-as-a -second-language will answer touting a different company name. Don't forget to block your caller ID and you may have to block 226-480-6040 when they retaliate with a non-stop barrage of calls from this number.

  195. David Little
    August 22, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    I either hand the phone to my 5-year old, who can't stop talking herself, or I run the speech jammer app on my iphone with the earbud held up to the mic of my house phone. ;)

  196. Linda H.
    August 21, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    I know it is a scam when I answer the phone...I just say, "How stupid do you think I am? I know all you want is my computer and my money. Then I start yelling "this is bullshit" They hang up pretty fast, but now that I have blocked the number I have had no more calls.

  197. aLmAnZo
    August 20, 2016 at 11:06 pm

    I just ask them what they are wearing... that makes them hang up rather quickly.

    • Kara H.
      September 1, 2016 at 2:28 am

      Thats a good one!

  198. Ally B
    August 18, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    I put my new number on the "do not call" registry, but was still getting a bunch of annoying robocalls. I stupidly thought that if I could talk to someone at the "company" making the calls, I could get off their list directly.

    Of course, I was wrong. The guy on the other end said that to remove my number he needed several pieces of personal information. I'm not quite that stupid, so I said no, I would not give him that information, resigned myself to individually blocking the numbers, as I have been doing for months, and hung up.

    He called back immediately (from a different number, of course) and said some EXTREMELY rude things to me, including threatening me and my family. I was very upset (his threats were violent and personal, and even though I know he can't actually do anything from his Indian call center it was still very jarring to hear). No one at the phone company or the FTC seems to be able to do anything about it, though they were sympathetic to my story.

    Back to blocking the numbers, I guess!

    • Kara H.
      September 1, 2016 at 2:33 am

      That is so frustrating! It isn't easy to let go and not get upset, no matter how empty the threats may be. I try to remember that they probably have awful lives and that is why they are so evil. They only have one outlet for their rage and that is us. It makes me feel better to think that they are suffering.

    • Krist B
      March 19, 2017 at 2:47 am

      Actually the phone companies can do something about it, they just do not want to because it will lower their profits by about 5,000.00 a year.

  199. Joe
    August 10, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    Recently I have been informing these creeps that I practice Voodoo and that I just stuck a pin in their heart or other body part.

    On other occasions I have called them thieves and told them I had cursed their kids or parents causing them to get very ill in the name of my unholy father Lucifer.

    Most of the time no reaction but I could tall a couple of them got scared.

    I do this when they call on a VOIP line that I do not use. If they call on one of my main lines I just return the call on this one.

    • Kara H.
      September 1, 2016 at 2:36 am

      OMG!!!! I was just thinking of those exact things to say to them! Im going to do some research and find out their beliefs so I can get under their skin as much as possible.

  200. Susan King
    August 5, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Got two calls from them today, numbers were close but different. First guy got mad when I said no way and second guy seemed shocked when I said, now you will say you are from Microsoft and you want access to my computer...all from his accent at hello...he hung up faster than me. I am in Norway and these looked like Norwegian numbers....4791716200 and 4791726400.... Beware and don't we wish real cyber police could just blow up their computers and phones...with a phone call!

  201. Elle Whiting
    July 29, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    I just had one and told her I didn't have a computer, to which she said I did. When I replied how or why she knew that, I was told that's a lie. I replied so you have actually rang me and called me a liar. I then said I wanted her name to report her, she very rudely answered for me to do that and put the phone down. Cheeky cow!

    • Matthew Hughes
      July 31, 2016 at 5:24 pm

      Yeah. They're not the most polite people in the world.

  202. John
    July 28, 2016 at 6:11 am

    888-401-1038. Fake tech support scam where they make you download TeamViewer, remove a fake virus and make you pay.

  203. Matt
    July 27, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    I got one just now. I didn't have the energy to BS him along, so I just hung up.

    Has anyone ever found out who/where these people are?

    • Matthew Hughes
      July 31, 2016 at 5:24 pm

      There are many different groups running the scam.

  204. Infyrin
    July 25, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    I keep getting these calls periodically, not often as many have. There have been times where I just shouted "YOU'RE A SCAMMER" or how I fooled around by screaming "OH MY GOD! MY COMPUTER IS ON FIRE!" .etc before shortly hanging up the phone. But there's no point in that, they could come back later.

    My solution is - tell them you use Linux. They have absolutely no idea what Linux is, they can't explain it because they've trained themselves to frame around Microsoft Windows for years. If they are very curious, explain to them politely how Linux is not as immune to Microsoft and just for a small jab - immune to their scams.

    I think this may work if you tell them you use a Mac too or any other Apple product. But, I'd go Linux because they're totally lost in the woods on that OS.

    The idea is to be smug, not threatening. What's the worst that these guys can do? Sick the police on you from miles away? Don't be those idiots that push the envelope too far.

    • Infyrin
      July 25, 2016 at 5:48 pm

      I meant to say that Linux is very immune to viruses unlike Microsoft.

    • Selderey
      July 27, 2016 at 9:41 pm

      Or better: create a VM with a more hardcore distro on it (Arch?), install TeamViewer or whatever, and see what happens when they connect

  205. Chief Ericsson
    July 23, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    Just got one of those calls a few minutes ago. Now I am a computer tech, and a retired police officer of 25 years. When he started the spiel about being from Microsoft tech support, and asking me if I were the owner of a computer, I simply laughed and in my best mid-west hick voice told him I wouldn't allow one of those infernal machines in my Christian home! He hung up on me.

    • Matthew Hughes
      July 31, 2016 at 5:25 pm

      That's hilarious!

  206. Maureen
    July 21, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    My son got a call from a Microsoft Tech guy. Claiming his computer was infected. He knew instantly it was a scam. The "tech" asked him to open up a command prompt and he would remotely access his computer to fix it. While pretending to do as he was told he would yell out...."kids...quit kicking the dog" ! "Okay... you want me to command the computer to do what? " "Hey...put it back! And close the damn fridge"! "Okay....I commanded the computer to open up"! "Wait a minute....the dog just threw up all over the carpet"! Lays the phone down. Minutes later ..."okay I'm back. Now what"? Indian Tech..."Sir are you putting me on"? And hung up on him.

  207. Karen
    July 21, 2016 at 12:28 am

    I got four calls today from the same number - 202-352-4561, which on call reverse lookup said it was a cell phone. The guy said he was from microsoft and he was getting messages from my computer that it had been hacked. Earlier today, I had gotten two other calls that caller I.D said was from Isiah Lundberg, 507-845-2775 that said the same thing, only they weren't from Microsoft, but another company and I had hung up on them. So the second call I got from the D.C. area code (202), I was already supicious, so I told him that I would look at my computer because I always keep my remote assistance off and am on a secure network, so please tell me what the errors are that you are seeing and if I saw anything, I would call Microsoft back on my own. He then started to yell at me, claiming that I was no computer expert and he was the technician. So I just hung up on him.

  208. Samuel
    July 20, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    I have just received a call from these guys and I tell them they are the dirty destructive people of India. The call just now:

    Me: You are the dirtiest people of India who make Indians all over the world look terrible. You are Indian, your name is NOT Paul Hanesworth. I know several nice Indian people and you are not one of them.

    Guy: Yes, my name IS P.H. and you have no right to speak about India that way.... (cut off)

    Me: In fact I do, I live in America, we have free speech and open arms to those who gratefully come out here for legalized citizenship and work their ass off to make money, NOT scamming people around the world because they aren't dirty people rolling around in their own shit and piss eating the droppings off food and bread from the dust of Hell they live.

    Guy: How dare you, I am going to have you pay a $1000 fine, you have no right nor merit to speak this way.

    Me: I dare you to even try. You cannot make me. Do you have my address?? I'll give you my address because I'm not afraid for you to show up at my front door.

    Guy: Yes, please provide me with your name and address.

    Me: (Provides fake name and then address of a police station in another state far away). I'll be waiting for your piece of mail to come in stating I must pay this "fine," since you're such a decent human being. If you are really who you are, your mail will go to this local police department and they will administer said fine to me themselves when they receive it; as this is how it works in America.

    Guy: **Click**

  209. posty
    July 7, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Your argument boils down to "scamming does earn enough money, therefore do not attempt to waste scammers time because they will still earn some money even if you mess with them".

    I see this as an argument to encourage more people to do this to remove the monetary incentive.

    Also, having worked in a customer service environment, even dealing with the below suggestion would be very taxing.

    Here's a non-confrontational way to deal with these calls, and I have done this multiple times. it doesn't even matter if they know about this, it's indistinguishable from the real thing.

    Once you detect the scam, say you need to turn on the computer so they can 'help'. apologise that it's a slow computer, say you need to put the phone down as its a landline.

    set a timer on your phone for 2-5 minutes - place phone in empty room of house.

    check back, apologise for slow speed of the computer.

    wash, rinse and repeat. insert some excuses - talk about your fictitious grandchildren.

    do this for as long as you want. maximum amount of waiting on their behalf, minimum amount of effort on yours.

    if they ask for a credit card number,you can get creative and read out half of a luhn algorithm generated number and hang up the phone.

    example: [Broken URL Removed]

    they will call back. say they have the wrong number.

    • Roll Model
      September 13, 2016 at 3:03 am

      I've been calling these people pretending to be the alter egos of superheroes because I know they don't recognize names like Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent. I play along with their scam for while, but then I start mentioning that I can see fly and through walls, at which point they usually hang up.

    • Abcdefg
      September 22, 2016 at 8:04 pm 9512405505 and waste their time....IRS scammers AND 8554428444....Microsoft scammers. WASTE THEIR TIME.

  210. Briet
    June 26, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    I love keeping these guys on the line as long as possible. I'm retired, have the time, and enjoy it.

    I pretend to not understand their heavy Indian accents and ask if there is someone who is a native English speaker available. I then get passed to someone with, again, an Indian accent but possibly not as heavy and on and on we go.

    Sometimes I will play along when they tell me to turn on my computer. I tell them I'll go do that but it's sort of a slow computer. I put the phone down and go about my business. Usually they hang up after a while but some do not. I keep checking back every ten minutes or so and tell them "I'm so sorry. My computer is sooooo slow. But hold on, I think it's almost to the sign in." Etc.

    • Mauri82
      August 15, 2016 at 6:31 am

      The best and fun comment :)

    • Agnes
      March 31, 2018 at 3:37 am

      I do the same thing and enjoy every minute. Some variations:
      The computer is up/down-stairs and you have to go get it first.
      Ring your doorbell - you must answer it.
      Nothing is on the screen - OOPS, not plugged in.
      Screen is on, but can't read it - need to go get glasses.
      Sorry, baby is crying - be right back after changing the baby.
      Ask them to repeat every instruction at least twice at a higher volume.
      The possibilities are endless...

  211. Kenneth Hamming
    June 24, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    This number 661-380-4615 just called to pretend to be Tech Support of Microsoft. They ask me to send them a cheque of $849.99 so that they can fix my computer but when i refused to pay they just crash my computer, then i realised that they're scammers. Either they call you or they just block your computer and force you to call them and then they try to get access onto your computer so that they can crash your computer after that you pay them. They seem to be Indians, they're hackers. Never call on this number and never take their calls. SCAM!!

  212. David
    June 24, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    A scammer just called me offering a grant from the U.S. government. I played Justin Bieber for him till he hung up. He made it through two whole Bieber songs.

  213. Cesar
    June 21, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    I always call them and waste their time , and make them angry. Well those scammers won't mess with your phone number , they just continue on scamming , all they want is money.

    • bryce mundell
      June 24, 2016 at 5:16 pm

      whats the number?

      • Mario
        June 25, 2016 at 2:22 am

        Here's a grant number for you. 607-238-5261

        Here's one that says the IRS is going to sue you. 434-865-0742

        • Pierre Carriere
          June 27, 2016 at 12:59 am

          Are these both toll free? I heard some actually charge ridiculous rates if you call them...

  214. Josh
    June 16, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    I was at my grandmother's house and she got a call on her landline, which receives calls almost exclusively from telemarketers. I answered it anyways and a guy with a thick Indian accent said they had been receiving virus reports from the Microsoft Windows Computer. My grandmother's computer is a very old desktop that is almost never used because it doesn't work right. I knew it was a scam and decided to play along a bit, so since they said Microsoft Windows I asked if it was the Mac computer that they were receiving reports from. The guy said something like "Yes, we take care of Macs and Linux, too. You have an Apple computer?" What a bunch of nonsense, I thought to myself. So I said, I'm sorry I was wrong it's not a Mac it's a Wabashaw. He asked for the operating system and I repeated Wabashaw. He was confused and put me on hold. A different man answered and asked for the operating system and I repeated Wabashaw. He also put me on hold and next time a woman answered and asked "What is the problem you are having with your computer?" I was tempted to say "YOU called ME," but instead I just explained that the others said there had been virus reports. She explained that the Microsoft and Mac tech support was together since I'd mentioned a Mac earlier. She then asked for my OS again and I said Wabashaw. She said "No, not the type of computer, the operating system," and I said Wabashaw. She then said sternly that that is not operating system and asked if I was screwing with her. I said no, so she told me to start my computer and tell her what I saw when it started. I told her I saw a dog with floppy ears and the name Wabashaw. She then asked me what browser I was using and I told her Palm Tree. She said "Palm Tree browser," and then got irritated, "Okay, this is what you need to do. Take your computer and put it in garbage. That is what it is good for you!" and hung up. I had them on the phone for only about 7 minutes but went through three different people! LOL.

  215. Pave
    June 14, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    I tell them "I don't have a phone, how did you reach me?"

  216. Anonymous
    June 10, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    last time one called me, I told him it would take me 30 min to go get the computer and put it together, hoping I could have him on hold, he agreed to call me back. about 1.5 hours later he called me back. I told him that I had found the computer and had it hooked up to my TV, and had the cassette tape adapter plugged in, but the 1541 disk drive wasn't quite hooked up yet because I had just got it out of another box. that puzzled him and he put me on hold. when he came back I told him that while I waited I had the 1541 drive all plugged in I had some disks ready if needed and the proceeded to describe the start screen colors and all and reading the Commodore 64 start screen from a picture I searched. that puzzled him some more and he put me on hold again. This continued until he finally figured out this was to old, I then asked "but you said that my computer was leaving messages on your server, I'm concerned how can I stop that. I led him on longer as he tried to explain why my computer didn't have the latest version of windows, I finally asked him to search what a commodore 64 was, and then called him on what he was doing or trying to do, he of course hung up. now I have not yet tried to call one of them, this guy called me!

  217. Donna
    June 3, 2016 at 9:50 pm

    I am at my wits end after still having about 8-10 calls come through daily despite having blocked about 6 so far in the past two weeks I have tried not answering, saying I don't have a computer, and even answering "operating room" and telling them they are calling directly into an operating room. This guy does not care. He swore at me when I got angry at him when he continues to ask for my info after telling him I'm an anesthesiologist on a private hospital phone in an OR. He swore at me and still calls. I have tried Verizon and FCC and a lawyer but looks like I'm having to resort to changing my number. This is so sick that no one can do anything.

  218. Thaddeus Buttmunch, MD
    June 3, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    I get calls from Charities (sometimes Legit ones that I Contribute too-other times Not) from my Political Party (especially on even numbered i.e. Election years) and, of Course, the Scammers. The reason that "Screening Calls" is NOT IMHO a Good Idea is the Logistics of the Robocall. Things started getting out of hand in 1990 when that Technology Matured. The Do Not Call List HAS (Modestly) helped. At least MCI doesn't call to get me to switch from AT&T anymore, and I don't get calls from Dating and Travel Agent Services that I don't want. But charities and politicians are exempt, and the Scammers don't follow laws.

    For every 100 Robocalls, maybe One person picks up the phone. For every one of those, one to five percent-at MOST-Falls for it. Those latter people may be Demented or have a Mental Disability. If we ALL picked up the phone and wasted even a few minutes of their time-fuhGETaboutit-they're out of business in a month, whether they get one dollar/hour or not. With the charities, I take two minutes to get my credit card, speak Very Slowwlly to give them a wrong number, and when they say "it didn't go through" I say "you bet your ASS it didn't go through! I'm a Medical Doctor, get a REAL job and don't waste my Time!!"

    The Indians are not deterred by my having a Mac. I let them put some stuff on it, but then deleted everything (at least I THINK I did-lol.) There also are the Filipino Burglar alarm scam ladies, and Many More.

  219. Bad Branch Charlie
    June 1, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    I just tell them I'm sharpening my knives 'cause I'm on extended vacation soon and will have plenty of time to come visit...

  220. Angry Person
    May 16, 2016 at 4:55 am

    I have been receiving calls from these fake tech support guys for over 3 years now. They call me during the week and on the weekends. They know I know they are fake. I often hang up right away. I pretend to be a business and not the person they intended to call. They haven't stopped. I'm actually going to have to change my phone number now. They have their friends call me now and they say awful things about raping me with their big, black c@?$s and say they are going to find me and do all sorts of nasty things to me. It's criminal and everyone should know it's fake. Our government should take action. They threaten violence and more. I'm not the only one. I'm just one unfortunately that they really like calling daily ? As soon as I get my business handled I'm going to change my number. It's been three whole years if not actually longer. I block their numbers each time. They called from one Saturday 042016. I have no idea what that number is.

  221. DIPESH
    April 26, 2016 at 3:50 am

    These all calls from India Noida Utter Pradesh,,, these all fake support offices open and indian govt and up govt and police helping them. these all fake customer support executive and technical support companies cheating to canad, usa, and uk people. please do something from these all three countries govt.

    • KiOJack
      February 25, 2017 at 7:00 pm


  222. Caroline
    April 15, 2016 at 8:32 am

    I got called by the support team as well, and it sounds like the same guy on the phone that called that man in BC. He called my home three times, each from a different number.
    The first time, I told him he's a scammer as soon as he said he's a rep from Windows, and he got all angry and started screaming at me. The second time, I said I don't need his service because I don't use Windows, and again, he got all angry and started screaming at me. The first time... my family picked up, I heard his voice and told them to hang up immediately. I looked up one of the phone numbers and apparently this guy has threatened to rob, rape and kill many other people across Canada

  223. Not on my watch
    April 12, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    Scammer: “I’m a killer, not a scammer. Do you know what we do to Anglo people in India? We cut them up and throw them in the river“

    Correct response: Hilarious laughter

  224. John waltrich
    February 16, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    I work on cultural sensitivities. I tell them that their mothers pics come up on my screen and I describe her being involved in the sickest sex acts: animals, "negroes", Coke bottles. Never ever called again.

  225. Carys
    December 31, 2015 at 5:41 pm

    If you want them to leave you alone, there is one that should work everytime.

    If they ask you if your computer is turned on, just say, "My computer is turned off. I will have to ask a senior member of staff if I may turn it on because I work with Metropolitan police.'

    I found that one in a computer magazine (computeractive or web user).

    • kaushal
      March 8, 2016 at 9:18 am

      hy cary how you doing/

  226. Anonymous
    August 19, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    Hi! its a good post. scammer are destroying call center jobs. it hurts me a bit because i am struggling through my call center job (which by the way is legitimate job), maybe because i have under developing accent or maybe it's hard to convince people. I am from Pakistan, people do appreciate that I have good accent. but still in job one person ask me "you don't sound like Mark Anderson, you sound like Indian or something" which i have no answer to. Now i use my real name which is Fawad. but still people are not easily convincing. I wish i could have learn some computer programming or something.

    • Jack
      May 17, 2016 at 1:23 am

      your mother pics come up on my screen and being involved in the sickest sex acts: animals, “negroes”, Coke bottles

  227. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    I pretend to be 1900-babes and carry on the conversation in an xrated form. they will sometimes get offended and tell me its an obscene phone call. I tell them, hey you should report me. lets call it in together. I want to hear you explain how this obscene phone call was initiated by you. *blink, blink*
    I will also tell them I am trapped in the trunk of a car. call the police and get me out.
    or I am locked in a warehouse and they need to rescue me.
    or my favorite. tell them the job is done. get someone to clean the blood up. You didnt pay me to clean the blood.
    I let them go thru all their steps and try to connect to my computer. then I tell them I dont have internet when they cant connect. hahahahaha.
    they have for the most part stopped calling me.

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2015 at 8:56 pm


  228. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 2:23 pm

    "Hold on while I boot up my computer/get my credit card....." then put the phone down and walk away. If you have a portable phone and the urge, go to the bathroom and treat them to the sound effects (bonus points for a #2). If they ask how it's going, say "It's booting really slow because of that virus, I guess...."

    This works better if you're retired and not expecting any important calls. This prevents them from calling other potential suckers.

  229. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    For some reason, these people always happen to call just when I'm testing the smoke alarm.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 30, 2015 at 1:24 pm

      That's mean. ;)

    • Pierre Carriere
      June 27, 2016 at 1:08 am


  230. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 11:47 am

    NOTHING in the article gives me a single good reason why I shouldn't mess around with scammers. People taking the scammers for a ride are *not* getting "riled up and angry".. they're cheerfully wasting someone else's time. Also, if I wasted their time, it's not to cost them money, it's to cost them time. It's to frustrate them, to make them feel useless and to keep them busy when they could be bothering someone else. Above all else, I would waste their time for my own personal enjoyment.

    This is an utterly pointless article which fails to deliver what the headline promises.

  231. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 2:58 am

    I apparently have been assigned my very own personal scammer. We have quite the Frenemy relationship. He calls every 6 months or so from a new number (mainly because I blocked the previous ones) with a new scam. if he catches me on my 45 minute drive from work then we have the most meaningful conversations about how bad his life sucks to have to resort to such an occupation and then he gets sick of me and hangs up and life goes on. ????

  232. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 12:13 am

    I ask them which Windows computer?... as I have 3. They say the Windows one... to which I respond which one? they all run Windows. The one running Windows 7... oh... ok. Which one? I have 2 of those. We play "who's on first" with what computer they say has the virus for 15 minutes, then I act like my mom when I'm trying to help her over the phone... going ahead of them with the instructions, navigating to the wrong places, asking stupid questions... you know, really make them work for it. Eventually one of us gets bored and hangs up. :)

  233. Anonymous
    August 18, 2015 at 12:12 am

    "It probably played on Jakob’s mind for the rest of the day, and deeply unnerved him."

    I mean, maybe if Jakob is a complete wuss, then sure.

    Oh wait, he's Canadian. Well...

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 30, 2015 at 1:25 pm

      That's mean. :)

      • Mihir Patkar
        August 30, 2015 at 2:05 pm

        SO'S YOUR FACE!

  234. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 8:36 pm

    I work in IT as a Linux System Engineer. I keep doing what they ask on my home computer (I am 100% Microsoft free at both work and home). It never works for some reason. They will then ask me to download and install their software so they can show me what they are talking about. Again, that does not work. I never get confrontational with them and play stupid the whole time. I had one guy on the phone for over an hour. He then got his manager (ya, right) to try and talk me through it. In all I had them for almost 2 hours (you guessed it, I have no life). that was 3 man hours taken from them finding someone who would fall for it to scam.
    I had another one on the phone for almost an hour. 15-20 minutes of that was talking about Linux (I let slip that I could not do something in my terminal and he picked up on it - They are not all stupid apparently)

  235. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    I tell them I'm a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer (I'm not) and they hang up immediately.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:00 pm

      Which is hilarious because they quite often pretend to be Microsoft Certified engineers.

  236. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    I tell them I run Linux. They hang up without another word.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 7:59 pm

      No surprises there. I tell them I've got a mac, and they hang up, too.

      • Anonymous
        August 20, 2015 at 3:21 am

        I told one of them that I had a Mac and they said they also work for Apple and wanted to continue the call.
        After that I now just say "Don't ever call this number again." and hang up.

  237. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    I don't often get these calls, but I usually do at work. I'm a critical care paramedic, so if I think they are a scam, I just ask them what their emergency is (we don't do dispatching, we are not 911). They usually will hang up since they think they might actually get in some sort of trouble. If that doesn't work, they get the hear the emergency radio for a little bit and a loud volume.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 7:58 pm

      That's golden. Although it's not ideal that they're calling the emergency services.

  238. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    I got a call from a scammer at work for printer ink. He said he needed to send us ink for our printer.

    I said "ok". He then asked for the number on our printer. I told him he should have that number already if he regularly sends us ink.

    We were on the phone for 20 minutes while he tried to convince me to give him our printer information. I fianally told him I would go look and asked him to hold. I thin put him on hold and went to lunch.

    No idea how long he waited. For some reason he didn't call back.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:00 pm

      Oh, that's mean. Funny though.

  239. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    Since an incident of "virtual kidnapping" in my family (someone calls to inform you that they have been paid to kidnap a family member, but since they know that you are a good person they are willing to not do it, but they have incurred in expenses that need to be refunded, so...), I have instituted a family-wide policy: DONT ANSWER THE PHONE if the number is not recognized.
    If the virtual kidnappers can't contact you, they can't negotiate with you, and since they are not in the more difficult real-kidnapping business, they move on to the next mark. That also takes care of telemarketers and scammers.
    If someone wants to contact me from a new number, gmail me or text me.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:01 pm

      Whut? That's the first time I've heard about virtual kidnapping. Can you tell me more about it? What country do you live in?

      • Anonymous
        August 17, 2015 at 8:21 pm

        I live in Venezuela, and we have been dealing with this type of "business" from several years already.

        The excuse varies, sometimes it's kidnappin, sometimes it's plain murder. It usually goes like this "Is this Mr Hughes from, who lives at 123 such street? I speak on behalf of the 'Black Eagles' organization, and we have been tasked to murder / kidnap / carjack your wife. But we investigated you and found that you are a person of good standing, and would not like to comply with the hit against you, but we need a compensation for the expenses we have already incurred...". It's easier than doing the real crime.

        It is run from inside prisions, some of which has internet access, swimming pools and even (wait for it..) night clubs and convenience stores inside. Take a look at reports like this one

        I know this is a tech site, but you asked...

        • James
          November 21, 2015 at 8:22 pm

          "we have been tasked to murder / kidnap / carjack your wife.". At that point you should have said "Oh really?? You couldn't have called at a better time! Currently I'm going through a very nasty divorce. My wife is a greedy bitch, & she's trying to take me for all she can get. The kidnapping thing sounds perfect. So just how much would I have to pay you for that service, & what's the soonest you can make it happen?? Oh BTW, how much extra for you to get her divorce lawyer, too?" LMAO!

  240. Anonymous
    August 17, 2015 at 8:57 am

    I still think it's worth wasting as much time as you can, without adversely affecting your day!

    I had to interrupt one last week, "I'm sorry, it's obvious you're trying to scam me. I've tried to waste as much of your time as possible but I've got to go to work now."

    It's not about making it unprofitable. As said, it's pretty much impossible to make a meaningful dent in their margins.

    It's about keeping them on the line as long as possible so they have less time to convince someone less knowledgeable to handover money or computer access.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:01 pm

      That's a pretty fair argument.

  241. Anonymous
    August 16, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    I don't get these calls anymore (touch wood) since I ditched my landline. When the fake techies called about a virus on my pc, I told them I had a Mac. The next thing I heard was "click". I'm not real confrontational and don't like to argue because I get real mad, real quick. The other calls for carpet cleaning, new phone plans, etc. I would just tell them I was the housekeeper and "you'll have to speak to the head of the house, sorry". Bye bye!

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:03 pm

      Ha, nice.

  242. Anonymous
    August 16, 2015 at 5:27 am

    i disagree. telemarketers and scammers fall Into the same area of disgust. They are trying to swindle us out of our money. I have a SCREECHER handy. And when I'm sure it is a scammer I blast them. 40 Decibels

    There is one telemarketer that used to call several times a day. After a few calls resulted in the SCREECHER I haven't had them call me back.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:08 pm

      That's mean. Where did you get the screecher from?

    • Anonymous
      August 19, 2015 at 4:56 pm

      After several days of receiving calls from the same person at different times of the day and late into the night, after being told I wasn't interested each time, I don't think it a bit mean.

      You can buy the SCREECHER from Amazon. I don't use it unless they continue calling when asked not to call.

    • Don Key
      September 21, 2016 at 10:50 am

      ONLY 40 decibels? Man, you wuz ripped off. Shoulda been at least 120 decibels. Demand yo money back... lqtm

  243. Anonymous
    August 15, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    I understand the rationale for this article and in essence it's probably the correct thing to do. However, I also think whilst they are on the 'phone to me they NOT on the 'phone to someone easier to fool or less knowledgeable about computers, our older citizens for instance.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:09 pm

      That's a pretty fair point.

  244. Anonymous
    August 15, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Tell them someone's at the door,and put the phone down,and don't come back.That wastes their time,but not yours.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:09 pm

      Very true. Ever done that?

  245. Anonymous
    August 15, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    Telling them I don't have a computer usually gets them to hang up. Maybe they'll take my name off their calling list. Maybe I live in a world full of unicorns and rainbows.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:10 pm

      Perhaps. :) Still an effective way of getting them to go away though.

  246. Anonymous
    August 15, 2015 at 11:12 am

    If I can make the scammers day just a little more frustrating....mission accomplished. When they call, they have already presented an unwelcome interruption. So my motivation is to get them so angry that they threaten. After all, what are they really going to do? Paddle a raft accross the Pacific and then hitchike to the midwest? Not likely, but I can at least remind them how their mother was a whore that died of Syphillis, and their father engages in coitus with goats.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      Roger, I just sprayed a fine mist of Pepsi over my computer. You owe me a new keyboard.

  247. Anonymous
    August 14, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    “I’m a killer, not a scammer. Do you know what we do to Anglo people in India? We cut them up and throw them in the river“

    I'm not bad for laughing at this, right? That is absurd.

    It would definitely unnerve me too, but to jump from "hey, pay up money and we'll fake fix your computer" to "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"...

    • T
      November 27, 2016 at 10:57 am

      They forget that if they phone the wrong person there is a chance that it will be the other way round. It could be the scammer that is hunted down, cut up, and thrown in the river!

  248. Anonymous
    August 14, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    You would think that they would be trained to hang up as soon as they realize that the goal would not be met, and move on to the next victim.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      But their time is cheap, and the rewards are pretty massive. That's why they're happy to sit on the phone for an excruciating 1 hr 30.

  249. Anonymous
    August 14, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    If you don't know precisely what you, and they are doing absolutely hang up. Leave the baiting to the people that know enough about what they are doing to string them along - above all. Never give them any access to any computer. And warn your family and friends about this scam.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:12 pm

      Can't argue with that, Ben.

  250. Anonymous
    August 14, 2015 at 7:10 pm

    It's best to just hang up. While you're wasting the scammer's time you're also wasting your own time. You're not going to get back that 15-45 minutes you just spent trolling and that time spent is better off going to a much more positive endeavor.

    • Matthew Hughes
      August 17, 2015 at 8:11 pm

      Agreed, Lydia.

    • Dan Reese
      December 7, 2016 at 9:52 pm

      I speak to them just long enough to get them hooked, then say "someone just stepped into my office--hold on a minute". Then I just set the phone down. They stay on 5-15 minutes.

      Or more. One time I happened to be watching Scrubs, and I just put the phone down next to the speaker. When the show ended, they were still on the line, so I played Uptown Funk on repeat. They stayed on a long time. I guess they liked the music. And they didn't call YOU because I did that. Scamming them is the only way to fight back.

    • dan komis
      December 17, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      I like facking with the hindus

      • El Henry
        December 21, 2017 at 7:21 am

        So do I...I fake a language that isn't real...they usually hang up lmao!

    • Jonathan Brune
      October 11, 2018 at 2:01 pm

      But there are more of us than there are of them. If each of us wasted 5-10 minutes of their time their business model would fall apart.