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I Don’t Care Why You Switched Mobile OS, Stop Telling Me About It [Opinion]

Tim Brookes 24-01-2013

why i switched from android to iphoneFirst up I just want to say that my house is full of Apple gear, from my toaster which regularly stops my toast burning despite my love of burnt toast, to my doorbell which is an actual recording of Steve Jobs’ dying breath. I’m telling you this because I’m about to make a shock horror statement which follows on from my obvious title about going against the grain and rooting for the underdog.


I just switched to an Android toilet. Why? Well I would like you to know that this is an entirely personal choice which I have written in italics for emphasis. Despite my obvious linkbaiting above, I’m negating any constructive rebuttals to my argument by noting how ~personal~ it is and thus none of your business. And you care. And you’ll Like it on Facebook, Tweet it from the rooftops, upvote it on HackerNews and I’ll be footing my largest bandwidth bill ever before you can say Sergey Brin.

If this seems ridiculous to you then maybe you’ll see why I’m sick of your mobile OS opinions.

Who Cares?

Do you care why I use an iPhone? Would you like me to go into great detail about the sudden change of heart I had when picking an iOS device? No? So could someone tell me why these articles like this article by Ralf Rottmann are still doing the rounds? Here he champions Nexus 4 and the latest version of Android over previous favourite Apple and the results were sent hurtling to the top of HackerNews before being republished by Gizmodo for even more people to sigh and argue about.

The formula is very similar for most of these self-justifying prophecies, and depending on the perceived weight of the author – be it MG Siegler with his infamous TechCrunch article about the Galaxy Nexus or the Nexus 7 and Ralf’s aforementioned attempt at shocking us all with his sudden mobile OS U-turn.

I once felt it necessary to inform the world and his neighbour about what mobile operating system they should be using. I went as far as writing an opinion piece 5 Reasons To Choose iPhone Over Android [Opinion] If you’re considering buying your first smartphone, you’ve got a fairly big decision to make. As well as choosing a carrier, plan and minimum contract period you then have to trawl through the barrage of... Read More outlining my one-sided views about iOS being the superior choice for those in the market for a smartphone Are You Addicted To Your Smartphone? At one time, landlines and payphones were all we had--and we survived just fine, thank you very much. But now, it’s almost laughable if you don’t own an iPhone or Android, and for some of... Read More . These days I am tired of the same-old arguments for and against things that make very little difference to real world sales, reviews and perceptions.


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When I wrote that article, I genuinely believed people cared about my arguments for Apple’s polished walled garden over the wild meadow of freedom offered by Android The Android Beginner's Guide: How to Set Up Your First Smartphone If you're just getting started with your first Android smartphone, this in-depth guide has everything you need to know. Read More devices. If a friend asked me for an honest opinion, I’d let them have it but gone are the days of link-baiting to incense the “opposition” in the name of an iOS or Android circle-jerk.

These days I sigh and shrug off these sorts of articles, but they continue to surface.

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But really, who cares? You’ll make your own mind up at the end of the day, and the vast majority of these articles are boring and worn-out arguments with comment sections that make YouTube look like a children’s playground. Let’s give it a rest.

Your Formula Is Boring

I’m going to go through the process of writing an article of this ilk, because I believe you can get it down to a fine formula.

First up you’ll need to emphasis your open-mindedness, which can be accomplished by telling everyone how many devices you own that go against the overall message contained within your article, in this case we’ll use apples.

Apples are so awesome, I’ve got every type from Granny Smith to Royal Gala and even a Cox. If you were to look at my fruit bowl, you’d see that apples play an incredibly important part of my life, with much of my dietary habits revolving around what I have long felt to be God’s greatest fruit.

why i switched to android


Next up come your credentials and real-world use. Perhaps you’re a prolific blogger, with opinions seeping from every pore and a Twitter feed that looks like a running commentary of your every waking moment who you can’t fart without telling your followers. You could also be a developer with technical knowledge, possibly specialising in the “opposition” who has recently seen the light.

It’s also fine to be a “normal” guy, but you’ll need to big yourself up a bit so don’t forget to mention your love of cycling GPS apps 8 Best Free Offline GPS Navigation Apps for Android Need directions on your phone but don't have an internet connection? These offline GPS apps for Android will help you navigate. Read More or enthusiast-level knowledge of meteorology The 7 Best Storm Tracking Apps [iPhone] Storm chasing might be considered a strange way to spend your weekends, but if it’s isobars and radar images that get you hot under the collar then this line-up of apps for your iOS device... Read More . It also helps if you own a lot of devices or have long-held opinions about the suitability of a certain OS, and it’s good to introduce the underdog at this point – we’ll go for oranges.

I’ve been in the apple business for years and am so indoctrinated I often find myself taking weekend trips to orchards. I’ve been to a few citrus groves before, but I always feel the experience comes up short, lacking the shine and satisfaction that comes from a ripe Golden Delight.

Next is the hook – your double-take moment. Short sentences are best. They mean you’re talking business.

Last weekend I had a change of heart. I filled my fruit bowl… with satsumas.

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Without getting too ridiculous, the rest of your article should be spent waxing lyrical about your favourite aspects of oranges, and how apples seem to be suddenly coming up short. Ignore any inclination that as human beings we sometimes like a change, and barrel onwards with your positives. Undermine your previous favourite choice, or at the very least place them on equal standing.

The peel of a satsuma means the fruit doesn’t bruise easily like an apple does, and the bite-sized chunks are suddenly easier to consume than a full-on hand-fruit. Both apples and oranges have a sharp but sweet taste, and so the oranges tick the same boxes as my previous favourite despite being completely different and on the whole subjective.

Everyone encounters a few issues, but be sure to gloss over them. Your particular problems can be overcome either by changing your usage or putting in extra work. This should seem easy, even if to some people it’s not.

You can’t always tell if an orange has shrivelled and dried up before you open it, but they’re so cost-effective that I can simply carry a few with me to get around this problem. My own preferences for high quality satsumas overrides the often disappointing range on offer so I can ignore the other sub-standard citrus fruits on offer.

why i switched from android to iphone

Finally you might want to start to redress the balance of your article by adding a few statements about how apples are still dear to your heart and maybe your current phase of orange obsession will come to an end. In every other industry this is known as “covering your ass” but in tech writing it’s a fallback measure for rebutting comments. You should probably finish by reiterating your truly personal choice that might not work for others, despite the strong opinions you’ve put across in your article.

Fruit Salad

Reviews and personal experience dictate sales, and really they should be the only things that make a difference. A knowledgable reviewer should sum up the pros and cons enough for you to formulate an opinion, which should be cemented or rebuked when you finally get your hands on the product. Everyone has an opinion, and most people’s are no more valid than your own – so why elevate these articles beyond the facts?

Do you agree or is this just another stupid opinion that makes little real-world difference… or was that the point? Add your thoughts in the comments, below.

Image Credits: Intro image (Tsahi Levent-Levi)Bumper Stickers (Randy Robertson), Baby Crying (William Droops), Appdroid & Andople (Tsahi Levent-Levi), Red Orange Green (Michael Fawcett), Fruit Salad (madlyinlovewithlife)

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  1. Lisa Santika Onggrid
    January 25, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    Thanks! You do justice for that kind of articles! I believe some are genuine enough to offer their thoughts, but the others are clearly out of content idea!
    The whole fruit analogy gives me a good laugh.

  2. Drew O'Kane
    January 24, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    Well put. We need to make sure the Web doesn't become cluttered with self satisfied opinion.

    • Tim Brookes
      January 25, 2013 at 8:29 am

      I think we might be a little late for that, Drew!

  3. Shane Harris
    January 24, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    The self-portrait of crying like a baby was appropriate.

  4. Christine St Syr Griffin
    January 24, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    Funny, silly article i like it. Too true the neverending battle good vs. evil, light vs. dark, People cant we all just get along? Sheesh you should hear a carful or houseful of 13 year old boys get into it, luckily their still in awe of my super ninja action blood with the voice of a thousand demons as i tell them for the umpteenth time to SHUT THE(fill in the blanks) UP. I also use the fruity analogy when explaining, you have one company that puts out one phone and they work hard and stay focused, except for all the misc. lawsuits, to continue giving consumers a product that is innovative and user friendly for the masses, and i hear they have great customer service. Then you have the buffet of android devices and manufacturers with so many choices its like a kid in a candy shop, just be careful you might get a lemon(drop). I love my htc dna its super sexy and i am definately happy with djnni, yes i name my devices what of it? However my samsung/verizon 7.7 tablet well lets just say its not tabbies fault Verizon and Samsung refuse to be honorable in my time of need. I dont think the I Pad guys would have left me hangin like samsung/verizon with empty promises.

    January 24, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    Come on! Everyone knows kiwi fruit is the best!

  6. TJ Cee
    January 24, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    I have friends and family who wax on un-lyrically about their iPap latest gadget - which is OK for a short while and its polite to listen to others enthusiasms - perhaps.

    Then - once you have listened politely - its open season to ridicule their lack of research, insight and waste of resources - no?!

    Its a great game and entertains my sad mind for hours - go figure . . .

  7. Mac Witty
    January 24, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Sure, you got the plot! ;)
    It will be hard to see these texts in the future without thinking okay, next step will be x

  8. Brack Clair
    January 24, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Whatever happened to journalism? So many times, I see things put forth as "personal opinion", and a blog entry could have been sponsored by Apple or Samsung. Back in the day, if you were to read a review for an Apple computer vs. an IBM, many of them would state the pros and cons of each, and as a result, everyone knew that desktop publishing would be better accomplished on an Apple, and number crunching was IBM's specialty.

    I could care less if Blogger Jones switched from Apple to Android because Apple just isn't innovative enough. On the other hand, I would care if Blogger Jones switched from Apple to Android because he found that the Android positively affected his workflow and how.

    • Lisa Santika Onggrid
      January 25, 2013 at 12:49 pm

      I find that sometimes, turning off the comment thread is the best way to accomplish that intention. Blogger Jones might write the article to tell his experiences and reasons of switching, but avid fanboys will somehow seek way to incite a war.

  9. Tom Trainer
    January 24, 2013 at 11:37 am

    I don't really understand this article, but if it is from an Apple fan telling us he doesn't want to hear about our choice of operating systems, then all I can say is "Now you know how we non-Apple fans have been feeling for years".

    If I have misunderstood, then please ignore me.

  10. Refwah
    January 24, 2013 at 10:28 am

    So you're saying you like Windows Phone 8?

    • Tim Brookes
      January 24, 2013 at 11:30 am

      Powered by Nokia and Steve Ballmer's hairy chest, yes.

  11. Fifi
    January 24, 2013 at 9:31 am

    Apples are the fruit of sinners and the weak minded. It's best to just ferment the buggers and turn them into cider.

  12. Dieter Verbeken
    January 24, 2013 at 9:31 am

    i find it very interesting to read how someone changed from one OS to another. It really shows how hard/easy it is, what problems they faced, why they changed, what is better/worse,... It gives more information than just reading technical info and features lists.

    I've read a lot of (blog)posts before i changed from ios to android, and it sure helped me decide wether to change or not...

    • Lisa Santika Onggrid
      January 25, 2013 at 12:47 pm

      The focus of this article is how people often elevate the post into full-scale flame wars instead of civilized exchange of thoughts. Very glad that you look at the benefit instead of joining the war.

  13. Sas
    January 24, 2013 at 4:23 am

    Such a good article but still oranges are better. If you get what I mean. :)

  14. Karsten Hormann
    January 24, 2013 at 2:19 am

    Very nice. Seriously, no one should base their choice on the personal preferences of one reviewer. Instead, even if the article is very opiniated, try to read between the lines, see why that person likes or dislikes an OS, and then figure out if that would or would not be something that should affect your OWN decision (which, again, you make for yourself. Not everyone knows how to do that, appearently). At any rate, don't give those people more credit than they deserve by adding 100s of comments that turn into flame wars real quick.

  15. Sonny Bass
    January 24, 2013 at 2:18 am

    I like oranges

    • Jose Paolo Gonzales Otico
      January 24, 2013 at 2:38 am

      Apples are good too =)

  16. RandyN
    January 24, 2013 at 1:11 am

    Thanks, great article. I get so tired of the blog posts of "I switched from X to Z", "X is better than Z because...", etc. Completely ridiculous and as you said, "who really cares".