How many hours have you wasted trying to come up with some cool, funny, impressive, creative, original .... status message for your Facebook or Twitter account? Enter Generatus, this simple website can generate a witty status message for your Facebook or Twitter page with a click of a button.

cool facebook status messages

All you need to do is add your name and gender and click on a generate button.

Another nifty feature is the tag cloud where you can select the theme for your status quote. For instance, you can grab the quote from a movie, some famous song etc.

facebook funny status messages

When you find soething you like, just copy and paste to your account. Done.

The guys from Generatus also keep a log of all cool status mesages that were generated on the site. You can check it out at facebookstatus.blogspot.com/.

Here are some of the latest ones:

    # can see Alaska from her house.# is on a bridge to nowhere!# needs somebody to answer for me, what is it exactly that the VP does every day?# is a pitbull with lipstick# is gosh darn, a hockey mom, you betcha' wink wink

Check out Generatus @ www.generatus.com