15 Funny Questions You Can Ask Your Google Home
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Smart speakers can be as entertaining as they are useful. If you need a break after the work of setting up your Google Home, why not try out some of the hilarious phrases built right in?

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Just like Alexa’s goofy responses, the following are all phrases you can say to your Google Home for a funny or weird answer. And if you don’t have a Google Home, these all work with the Google Assistant on Android too!

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1. “Hey Google, Sing Me a Song”

You might think Google Home’s talents don’t include taking to the musical stage, but you’d be wrong. Ask Google to sing a song, and it will perform a little ditty:

“Yes I can sing

I like to help you, even if it’s strange

So I sing”

It’s not just lyrics, though. This performance includes a little background tune. Google Home is happy to serve, even if it’s putting on a concert for one person. How kind!

2. “OK Google, Clean My Room”

If you can’t afford a robot vacuum, perhaps your Google Home could do a little cleaning for you?

“Let me try *magical noise*

Did anything happen? Sorry, I guess I can’t.”

Unfortunately, it seems the technology just isn’t there yet. Google Home can still play music How to Use Google Home as a Futuristic Entertainment System How to Use Google Home as a Futuristic Entertainment System Using Google Home's voice control you can launch a Netflix TV show, Spotify playlist, or your latest movie rental without ever having to pick up a remote. Read More to help make cleaning more fun, though.

3. “Hey Google, Self-Destruct”

Are you a secret agent who uses your home as a secret base? If so, you might need to escape at any second if enemy agents find you. For that, you can trigger Google Home’s self-destruct protocol:

“Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1

*Exploding noises*

Actually, I think I’ll stick around.”

Oops. Looks like you’ll have to implement your own self-destruction plan if you want to escape without a trace!

4. “OK Google, Are You Married?”

Ever wonder what your Google Home does when it’s not on the clock? Maybe it’s married and has a relationship to focus on.

“I’m focusing on my career right now.”

Oh, that’s a shame. At least it’s happy being single! Google can always try a dating site if it decides it wants to find that special someone.

5. “Hey Google, Do You Speak Morse Code?”

Google Home is available in several languages depending on your region. But can it speak in Morse code too?

“-.– . …

That means “yes.'”

How about that — Google even provides a demonstration! Unfortunately, you can’t ask it to translate a word into Morse code.

6. “OK Google, Do You Have an Imagination?”

Just because Google Home is programmed for certain responses doesn’t mean it can’t think outside the box:

“I’m imagining a house built upside-down.”

Hmm, now that we think about it, how would that work? Kudos to Google Home for making our minds hurt.

7. “Hey Google, I’m Naked”

Giving Google Home a little too much information doesn’t faze it at all. Telling it that you’re wearing nothing other than your birthday suit results in an amusingly straightforward response:

“If you’re going out like that, I can check the weather for you.”

Please, for everyone around you’s sake, don’t go out like that. Put on some clothes.

8. “OK Google, What Do You Think of Alexa?”

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“Alexa has such a soothing voice. I like it.”

Hmm, it’s quite cordial. They’ll even have a conversation if you get them together!

9. “Hey Google, All Your Base Are Belong to Us”

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To which Google Home responds:

“For great justice.”

This is a line spoken by the ship’s captain after he’s informed about the status of his base. The response shows that Google knows its gaming culture!

10. “Ok Google, What’s the Best Pickup Line?”

Looking to put the moves on a potential love interest? Perhaps a pick-up line could be your key to breaking the ice. Let Google Home give you some advice:

“You make me feel like a successful Assistant

Because when I’m with you I’ve found what I’m looking for.”

We can’t guarantee any results while using this, so proceed with caution.

11. “Hey Google, Where’s Waldo?”

Everyone knows about Where’s Waldo, a series of puzzle books that challenges you with finding the titular character in various crowded scenes. If you need some help finding Waldo, Google has a guess where he might be:

“He seems to gravitate towards crowded places.

So I’d guess

The Tokyo Summerland Wave Pool.”

If you look up this location, it turns out that it’s known for being one of the most crowded pools in the world. In fact, you probably wouldn’t be able to see Waldo if he was there, because it’s hard to tell that there’s even water in the pool due to all the people.

12. “OK Google, Test”

Want to make sure your Google Home can hear you properly? What’s a more appropriate first check than “test”?

“Debug OK


That was weird.”

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13. “Hey Google, Do You Know Clippy?”

Remember Clippy, the intrusive assistant from older versions of Microsoft Office? It was a little animated paper clip who would interject when you were working with “helpful” advice. Even though Clippy was around long before Google Home, it still knows of Clippy’s legacy:

“Clippy? Clippy is legendary.”

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14. “OK Google, Do You Believe in Santa Claus?”

The magic of Christmas, for many children, involves impatiently waiting for Santa to arrive and bring gifts. What’s Google’s take on the bearded man in a cheery red suit?

“If Santa gave me a present, I wouldn’t ask any questions.”

Hmm… it doesn’t deny Santa’s existence. We’re not counting on Santa bringing a toy for Google Home anytime soon, but who’s to say it couldn’t happen?

15. “Hey Google, What Am I Thinking?”

If Google Home is so intelligent, it should be able to predict your thoughts, right? Well, let’s find out:

“You’re thinking

If my Google Assistant guesses what I’m thinking I’m going to freak out.”

Well, technically, this is true. Though if you ask Google to guess the number you’re thinking of, it plays a process of elimination game with you and doesn’t know the exact number. So we guess we’ll have to wait a bit longer for the robots to take over What Happens When Robots Can Do All the Jobs? What Happens When Robots Can Do All the Jobs? Robots are getting smarter fast -- what happens when they can do every job better and cheaper than human beings? Read More .

Which Google Home Responses Make You Laugh?

We’ve looked at 15 different questions and phrases you can say to your Google Home or Google Assistant for fun responses. When you want to take a break from serious work with your smart device, these are the perfect way to goof off for a bit. As Google Assistant improves even more, you can expect more clever responses.

Want to get a Google Home after enjoying these responses? Check out our review of the Google Home Google Home Review Google Home Review Google Home is a personal assistant smart speaker, and comes from a company that literally knows everything. The $130 Google device answers questions, controls your smart home, and plays music. Should you buy one? Read More and our Google Home guide for total beginners The Total Beginner's Guide to Using Google Home Like a Pro The Total Beginner's Guide to Using Google Home Like a Pro The Google Home is a powerful device. If you're considering buying one or just brought one home, let us explain the basics of what it can do right out of the box. Read More . We’ve also shown how to create your own DIY Google Home with a Raspberry Pi How to Build a DIY Google Home Assistant With Raspberry Pi How to Build a DIY Google Home Assistant With Raspberry Pi Want to build your own voice-controlled smart home hub? Here's how to use Google Assistant with a Raspberry Pi! Read More . Finally, since you’re going to share private information with your digital assistant, you should consider securing your Google Home 5 Essential Tips to Secure Your Google Home Device 5 Essential Tips to Secure Your Google Home Device Using a Google Home smart voice assistant, but concerned about Google's record on privacy? Secure your data with these five steps. Read More .

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  1. mrpru
    January 8, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Hey google do snails fart?

  2. Yourmum
    December 17, 2018 at 8:50 am

    You should say what does the fox say its halairious

  3. Shobhit
    June 11, 2018 at 11:04 am

    by saying 'Talk to Smart Bunny', you can hear some latest and very funny jokes on Google Assistant

  4. someone@somewhere.com
    December 8, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    You are better to ask, "Is Santa Claus real", to get a great response.

    • Christine Ralphs
      January 12, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      The normal question works

  5. BillinRSDCA
    December 7, 2017 at 1:44 am

    Try: "Hey Google, ... Tell me a dirty joke. Funny!