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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now… Caption this image! Share your best, most hilarious captions in the comments section and be in the running to win a geeky MakeUseOf t-shirt of your choice!

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  1. treste91
    November 9, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Bride: "I do!"
    seen 11:34

  2. Steve Costello
    November 4, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    You may now virtually kiss the bride.

  3. Matthew W
    November 4, 2013 at 3:48 am

    Please don't "poke" one another in church.

  4. Pedro Antonio J
    November 3, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Now you can Twitt your kiss.

  5. Paul Harris
    November 3, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    Lord help me ..... my first Wireless Wedding !

  6. Sakshar
    November 3, 2013 at 6:10 am

    Bride - RT @Groom "Right now, I am on the 9th cloud "

  7. Milos D
    November 3, 2013 at 5:21 am

    And now you can poke and like each other. Amen ...

  8. Marcio C
    November 2, 2013 at 6:30 pm

    ...turn on your cellphones and check the notifications.

  9. Shaggy
    November 2, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    You may now change your Facebook status from 'Single' to 'Married'

  10. William B
    November 2, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    You may now carry on with NOT REALLY being a couple in spite of the fact you're not really paying attention to anything I have said. May the Lord Bless You and Forever Provide You With Great Bandwidth! Thanks Be To HAL!

  11. chirag joshi
    November 2, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Priest : You May Now....
    ( feeling ignored stops in the middle of the sentence )
    Awkward Silence............................................................

  12. carolann
    November 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    Priest: You may now hashtag #yesido, #kissthebride/groom, #prenup

  13. Rafael Kireyev
    November 2, 2013 at 11:21 am

    Bride. Where have I seen this guy?
    Groom. Yes, on the site she was younger.
    Priest. I have to use the tablet.

  14. Sarath
    November 2, 2013 at 6:54 am

    update your Facebook status & then deactivate Facebook Account...

  15. Bhanwar Rana
    November 2, 2013 at 4:07 am

    In the name of Holy Bible, Sacred Church and ... (for) JESUS CHRIST! :@

  16. Linda
    November 2, 2013 at 12:31 am

    ....... Excuse me. ....... Excuse me. You Have to Pay Attention Now.

  17. Scott B
    November 1, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    please click on your I do app!

  18. Michele P
    November 1, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    "If there are any objections to this marriage, tweet now, or forever hold your peace."

  19. Tim
    November 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    Text after me, "I, Sandra, take you, Bob, to be my lawfully wedded husband..."

  20. Myron L
    November 1, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    You may now text your mate.

  21. C Zuckerman
    November 1, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    You may now kiss the bride.

  22. Greg K
    November 1, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    Can you both please refrain from sexting each other until after the vows?

  23. Saurabh Mukhekar
    November 1, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    Ok Father let us set Break-Up reminder for this Marriage ! :)

  24. Edmund Nyarko
    November 1, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    'I now pronounce you as husband and wife. You may now update your status'

  25. Raja P
    November 1, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    update your relationship status on facebook.

  26. Rafael
    November 1, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    "I send you the terms of agreement, read it, and then click Yes!"

  27. Shawn M.
    November 1, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    Check out the Father's new "White iPad"!!

  28. Sake
    November 1, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    If you've read Terms and Conditions click Yes

  29. Edward Murphy
    November 1, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    delete all your ex's from Facebook

  30. Patrycja G
    November 1, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    ;)

  31. Sharjeel L
    November 1, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    "You may kiss your phones now." says the priest while thinking... ****ing cellphones!!! They ruined the only event people actually come to the church for!

  32. Ascalion
    November 1, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    Man: #newlywed #ballandchain #yolo #mankemeasammynow #ineedlotsofalcohol
    Woman: #omg #gettingmarried #wherethebridesmaidat #ihopehellbeagoodhusband #havemybabies

  33. Dean
    November 1, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    Sorry:

    Outlook [oh! missed the pun there] on the marriage: Cloudy with a chance of emailS*.

  34. brandon Jones
    November 1, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    You may now change your relationship status on Facebook!

  35. Carolyn B
    November 1, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    We don't even have to talk!

  36. Dean
    November 1, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    Outlook on the marriage: Cloud-y with a chance of email.

  37. Joseph
    November 1, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    You may now change your relationship status.

  38. Osama
    November 1, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    I Face and Tweet you husband and wife :D

  39. Weez
    November 1, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    Perhaps I should be more specific. May I have the 'wedding bands'?

  40. TechnoAngina
    November 1, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    If any party objects to this marriage let them text now or forever hold their thumbs.

  41. Mike Williamson
    November 1, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    You may now :-* the bride.

  42. Scott H
    November 1, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    You now may tweet the bride and change your Facebook status