Caption Contest: Never Trust An Elf
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I told you, Santa. It doesn’t matter which direction you go — you’ll only be heading South! Give us your best caption! Churn out a witty caption, enter it in the comments section and you’ll be in the running to win a free MakeUseOf t-shirt!

Caption Contest: Never Trust An Elf elf

Congratulations to Melanie Corning and her winning caption, “Santa is all hooves with the controller.” from the contest “Bad Santa Caption Contest: Bad Santa Caption Contest: Bad Santa Dagnabbit, doesn't he realise that the rest of the presents aren't going to send themselves? We're no Amazon drones! Read More “.

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  1. John K
    December 26, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    I knew we shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque.

  2. drmrs
    December 26, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Over there Santa, I can smell the burnt food from the kitchen of Mrs. Claus! drmrs 12/26/2013

  3. praveen
    December 26, 2013 at 4:24 am

    my GPS saying " Winter is coming "

  4. Jack
    December 25, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    Santa... I told you not to forget the batteries.. We're lost!!!!!

  5. David Phok
    December 25, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    I told you to set all the via point ahead of time

  6. Doc
    December 25, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    "I told you not to trust Apple Maps!"

  7. Hannes
    December 25, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    New technology- I am just optimising my route...that way I may find some time to enjoy Christmas myself!

  8. David Dee
    December 25, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Santa, the electric hookup for your new hybrid sled is right over there!

  9. Tiago R
    December 25, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    "hey Santa...the reindeer are gone!!!"

  10. Matthew Fuller
    December 25, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Let's just stay here....Tom Hanks, Wilson, Johnny Depp and Keith Richards are having a Christmas Eve knees up and there's Rum!

  11. Aik
    December 25, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Wait, lemme find my way with this GPS from Make Use Of!

  12. David Dee
    December 25, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Is there a good Chinese Restaurant nearby?

  13. Marc J
    December 25, 2013 at 3:53 am

    You should have known GPS is messed up when it told you France is west of the United States.
    Let's follow Rudolph

  14. John K
    December 25, 2013 at 1:48 am

    Boss, do you really have to play with everything?

  15. Arie W
    December 25, 2013 at 1:10 am

    can we go now? it's too hot here..

  16. Arie W
    December 25, 2013 at 1:08 am

    so this year we start from the far south? no problemo

  17. fransisca
    December 25, 2013 at 12:05 am

    What???? Santaclause, we must go now. This direction!!!

    Sorry, I am busy playing games in my new gadget. You always order me to wrong direction. Now, it's changing. Santa also wants to have holiday. You can go by yourself =)

  18. Sheila C
    December 25, 2013 at 12:03 am

    THIS is why I asked for a drone.

    • Chris
      December 25, 2013 at 5:13 am

      You should win! Haha. My EAST class at school is building an ArduCopter, I started rolling when I saw ur comment.

    • Sheila C
      December 25, 2013 at 5:44 am

      That's so funny.

  19. walker
    December 25, 2013 at 12:03 am

    elf: lets go, think of the children!
    santa: hang on my weed's in here (stupid elf)

  20. Dave R
    December 24, 2013 at 11:25 pm

    Sorry put Glasses instead of Specks.
    Its not GPS that you want, but a Good Pair of Specks! its that way we are still in the North Pole!

  21. Dave R
    December 24, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    Its not GPS that you want, but a Good Pair of Glasses! its that way we are still in the North Pole!

  22. Hovsep A
    December 24, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Glad I downloaded my Offline Maps:) Santa Never Too late

  23. Sakshar
    December 24, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    "I am sorry son, Santa will not be able to deliver this Christmas due to technical difficulties."

  24. MikeBravo
    December 24, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    No, it will not take you to the naughty girls over 21.

  25. Melody O.
    December 24, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    I'm sorry, delivery this year is NOT an option!! The maps aren't loading correctly, because the system needs an update.

  26. Abhishek R
    December 24, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    SHUT-UP, i am trying to charge the damn battrey with sunlight.

  27. Alberto S
    December 24, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    Want is Britney's address ?

  28. Doug P
    December 24, 2013 at 11:52 am

    GPS stands for Global Positioning System, not Games Playable by Santa. You're not winning the game, you're lost.

  29. Shawn
    December 24, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Shut up! I'm trying to get a signal!

  30. Francisco D
    December 24, 2013 at 11:29 am

    I told you so, santa. Never buy Apple's GPS.

  31. Milos D
    December 24, 2013 at 6:33 am

    I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.