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Buzzworthy: 5 Clickbait Headlines Guaranteed to Annoy [We Ask You Results]

Dave Parrack 25-06-2014

You may consider the headline of this article to be clickbait. But it isn’t, honestly. While it IS designed to pique your interest, it also gives an accurate picture of the content of the article. And all without employing any of the tricks of the trade that are taking over the Internet. Tricks such as the five listed below…


Vague Ambiguous Hyperbole!

OK, so that last sentence was clickbait. We apologize. But it was included to show how subtle the differences are between a clever headline designed to grab your attention and a deceptive headline designed to trick readers into clicking through to satisfy their innate curiosities.

We explored the subject of clickbait in last week’s We Ask You discussion, enquiring, What Is The Worst Clickbait You Have Ever Seen? What Is The Worst Clickbait You Have Ever Seen? [We Ask You] It's time for us to take a stand. It's time to share examples of clickbait with each other. For all our sakes. Read More We were hoping to get specific examples of clickbait headlines used across the Web, but we ended up with examples of generic clickbait headlines that are guaranteed to annoy you whenever and wherever you see them.

Headlines such as these:

  • The Hot New Phone Everybody Is Talking About
  • You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
  • Watch This Video To Discover The True Meaning Of Life
  • See How One Man Made $$$ In His Bedroom
  • Health Insurance Companies HATE This New Trick

There were plenty of other suggestions made during the discussion but these stand out as obvious and undeniable examples of the worst kinds of clickbait. They all share that same magic formula of vague hyperbole that almost always results in disappointment.

For more examples of classic clickbait check out Clickhole from The Onion Don't Tear Up On Clickbait -- Cull It With ClickHole From The Onion [Weird & Wonderful Web] You will have clicked on clickbait at some point, whether or not you're aware of having done so. The practice has recently evolved into something much more insidious and annoying. Enter ClickHole. Read More . If Clickhole doesn’t teach you how to recognize and avoid clickbait then nothing will. And we really do all need to work together to kill this turgid trend.


Comment Of The Week

We received a lot of great comments, including those from Rob B, xgod, and Swaminathan Venkatesh. Comment Of The Week goes to Peter F, who won with this comment What Is The Worst Clickbait You Have Ever Seen? [We Ask You] It's time for us to take a stand. It's time to share examples of clickbait with each other. For all our sakes. Read More :

If something seems to good to be true it usually is. These adverts with the “See how one man made $$$’s in his back room” or “Health insurance companies HATE this new trick” or anything with a Kardashian on it are a real turn off. (To this day I do not know what a kardashian is).
Growing up with computers I was always told to keep an eye out and stay away from banner adverts as they could be malicious.
I’ll admit I have caught myself hovering the mouse over an article and very nearly pressing the link before stopping myself for being so stupid.
I’m sure I’m missing out on some very important information or life changing “secret” but they all read like pyramid schemes and scams to me.
Maybe I’m super cynical, but every one of these adverts seem like a scam with nothing viruses behind to ruin my day.

We chose this comment because it opened with one of those proverbs as true today as the day they were penned, then pinpointed two really egregious clickbait headlines, before bringing Kim Kardashian into the conversation for no apparent reason. This is a rare combination that deserves to be applauded.

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  1. Ben Dover
    August 6, 2019 at 2:27 am

    "He shoves a pineapple up his ass sideways.... YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"

  2. anik
    May 10, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Ugh! Sure, I've been compelled to click these articles before, but only because I wasn't aware of the trend back then. After a while it became blatant that these vapid titles such as "15 things you DON'T KNOW about these plants"(althought I've been an amateur botanist for over 10 years) or "Company X HATES when you do whatever" where only generated to attract morons!

    Yeah, I used the term "generated" because it's so engrained in our Internet culture that you don't have to think anymore about the title your writing. Soon algorythms will come with them automatically...

  3. A concerned individual
    November 1, 2016 at 12:42 am

    The title of this article is clickbait...

    • Dave Parrack
      November 1, 2016 at 12:49 am

      No, it isn't. Clickbait promises something the article doesn't deliver. This article is about clickbait headlines our readers told us annoy them, and that's exactly what the headline promises.

  4. Johnny Kam
    September 29, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    I really dislike and avoid links including words:
    hate this
    jaw dropping
    the cameraman kept on filming
    watch this before it's banned
    rich people don't want you to watch this

  5. Alanis Morisette
    June 25, 2014 at 10:35 am

    So much irony.