The best deal today is something that lazy people will go crazy for! Plus, there's a huge discount on a chainsaw. Who doesn't want a discounted chainsaw?

iRobot Roomba 870 Vacuuming Robot ($419.00, 30% Off)

For today only, Amazon has a $600 iRobot Roomba vacuum for 30% off. It's still not cheap at $419.99, but it's certainly quite a bit more reasonable than it would be at its regular price. If you've been itching to get yourself a robot servant that will graciously clean your floors -- guilt free for you -- then if the deal you're going to want to grab while it's available.

BLACK+DECKER 20V MAX* Lithium Ion 10 in. Chainsaw ($79.90, 22% Off)

Oh hey there, Jason Voorhees, I heard you were in the market for a new tool that'll handle your, um, skillset. Well, struggle with bulky gas chainsaws no longer, because you (meaning you, the reader, not necessarily Friday the 13th's villain) can get this Lithium Ion-powered chainsaw for 22% off.

Jarv NMotion PRO Sport Wireless Bluetooth 4.0 Stereo Earbuds ($14.88, 47% Off)

This is a decent pair of Bluetooth earbuds for under $15. Are they going to blow you away with high-fidelity audio that'll make you think you spent hundreds? Probably not, but based on the reviews they sound pretty good, and you really can't beat that price.

TaoTronics Wireless Bluetooth Portable Speaker ($11.04, 63% Off) [UK]

Shockingly, this Bluetooth speaker has a 4-star rating on Amazon and it's on sale for just a few pennies over $11. That's a really, really good deal, and I'm actually ordering one of these for myself today, because that's just too cheap to pass up. You can never have too many Bluetooth speakers around the house.

Madden NFL 17 ($39.99, 33% Off) [UK]

Amazon has put Madden back on sale at $40 again, so if you missed out on snagging the latest in the long (long, long, long) running football franchise, you can scoop it up at a big discount (for a physical copy; digital ones are still $60).