3 Best Sites To Download Free Funny Voicemail Messages

Karl L. Gechlik 07-11-2009

AskTheAdmin_vmHeadDoes anyone still remember the answering machine? You know the thing that your 800 voicemails have made obsolete? Maybe your parents still have one. They have a flashing red number on them and they always broke down.


The thing that I remember and loved about answering machines were that you could buy pre-recorded messages on cassette tapes so that your callers could hear this before leaving you a message.

Nowadays we all have voicemails so how can we do the same thing? Do you want Captain Picard telling your callers that you are not at home (don’t worry we won’t judge you – yes we will!!) then you need to head on over to one of these three ancient sites, play the recording back via your speakers and hold your cell phone up to the speakers as you are recording your message!

This will work for any sound emitted from your machine so you can use this trick with any audio files and not just the ones from these old school sites. Many of the ones that I remember from way back when are very down.

The first one up for funny voicemail messages is Audio Comedy’s site available here


funny voicemail messages

Not only do they have real answering machine messages but they also have other audio files like song parodies and stand up comedians. They also have sound boards to have fun with sounds. You can play just the parts you want and use that as your voicemail.

The comedians they have available are: Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, Daniel Tosh, George Carlin, George Lopez, Jeff Foxworthy, Kevin Meaney, Lewis Black, Margaret Cho, Pablo Fransisco, Robin Williams, Stephen Lynch and Jim Breuer. If this is up your alley you can also do this with video clips via YouTube.

funny voicemail messages


You can see a glimpse of their sound boards below (I love the Eric Cartman one!- call me and see :))

The next site up for funny voicemail messages is via AhaJokes and can be found here. This site has lots of funny audio links but the descriptions are non-existent. So unless you have lots of time to kill, this will probably make you mad. But I have found some gems on here that I have never heard before. So go exploring and enjoy!

download funny voicemail messages

The categories that they have are as follows: Machine Related, Authority related, Odd organizations, Musical theme, Fun with the family, Why can’t you answer it?, You are in big trouble now, Confuse or stun the caller, Science fiction and Other. Click on them play them and laugh! Let us know which are your favorites!


The last site is via Silly Humor and can be found here

free voicemail messages

This site does not have a lot of recordings but the quality of them make up for it! I listened to every one on this site! You can have Spock, Picard or even Humphrey Bogart answer your phone! People might snicker or call you a dork but who cares?

Don’t worry, one day some one will leave you a message!


Which sites do you like that offer funny voicemail messages? Let us know in the comments!

Related topics: Voice Message, Voicemail.

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  1. Hilarious Joker
    November 9, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there's a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!

    • Dan
      November 9, 2009 at 10:22 pm

      Right after I posted that comment... I realized how to do it...that there was a separate link to the audio files... just was a little slow that time i guess.

      • Dan
        November 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm

        woops haha, wrong post, never mind.

  2. Dan
    November 8, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Ok stupid question, for the ahajokes is there a recording you can play for the jokes, because i can't seem to find a way for it to actually play the joke so then i can record it for my phone.