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20 Funny People You Need To Follow On Twitter [Weird & Wonderful Web]

Dave Parrack 13-04-2014

You should be following all of these people on Twitter How to Use Twitter Twitter can be overwhelming at first, but we're here to help you make sense of it. Here's a complete guide to using Twitter and understanding how it works. Read More because, while many of them are quite clearly psychologically damaged, they’re also extremely funny.


What kind of funny?” I hear you ask. Why, funny peculiar, of course. And funny ha-ha too, for that matter. Believe me, they’re funny, and that’s all you need to know.

Carlos @famouscrab

Carlos is a famous crab on Twitter. No, I’ve never heard of him either, but his tweets are such an eclectic mix of funny and bizarre that he’s well worth following.

Jocelyn Plums @filthyrichmond

Jocelyn Plums is a fictional character whose tweets are almost always both hilarious and cringe-inducing. Expect lots of near-the-knuckle LOLs and trolls.

Self Aware ROOMBA @selfawareroomba

What happens when a self-aware ROOMBA is given its own Twitter account? Comedy gold, that’s what. Interspersed with some necessary housekeeping.

Jason Miller @longwall26

Jason Miller delivers sarcastic witticisms that you’ll likely never grow tired of. Until you do. At which point you can simply click Unfollow.


The Dork @the_dorkster

The Dork delivers tweets aplenty; some will make you laugh out loud, others will make you cringe until you resemble a gargoyle. All will entertain.

Big Money Rowlf @irowlf

Rowlf the Dog is a Muppet. Big Money Rowlf isn’t. Instead, he’s a Twitterer with a wicked sense of humor and some cutting one-liners.

Donni @donni

One of the few real people on our list, Donni is Donni Saphire, a comic from Chicago who mostly posts short, snippy tweets.

Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life

Snorklhuahua is a snorkelling dog providing some sweary good times. The line between funny ha-ha and funny peculiar has been crossed.


Wolf Pupy @wolfpupy

A wolf puppy (inexplicably spelled as “pupy” on this occasion) isn’t the first animal that comes to mind when thinking about comedy. But it works, somehow.

Jomny Sun @jonnysun

Jomny Sun describes himself (herself, itself?) as an “aliebn confuesed abt humaen lamngage.” If you can see past the intentional typos then it’s all good.

Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink

Pithy one-liner after pithy one-liner are the name of the game here. All of which are slightly odd, offbeat, and out-there.

Fred Delicious @fred_delicious

If you want to read the random musings of a madman hiding behind a strangely menacing avatar then follow Fred Delicious immediately. Otherwise, don’t.


Que Cera Cera @axtang

The most passive-aggressive ramblings on this list, with a constant stream of tweets detailing the life on an angsty individual.

James Martin @pundamentalism

Pundamentalism is, rather unsurprisingly, focused on puns. Most of them are extremely clever, while some are just ridiculous. All are entertaining.

Sixth Form Poet @sixthformpoet

With a persona of a teenager on the cusp of reaching adulthood, Sixth Form Poet delivers funny one-liners, witty observations, and questionable life advice.

Cluedont @cluedont

More witty one-liners are on offer from Cluedont, who seems to be a British person with an attitude. Which hardly narrows it down.


Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets

Boring Tweeter does exactly what you would expect it to do, detailing life in the most banal detail. Use it to learn what you yourself should avoid tweeting.

Bucky Isotope @buckyisotope

Bucky Isotope is clearly a grown man with the mind of a 13-year-old boy. Hence the plethora of snidey digs to followers and jokes about random body parts.

It’s Sad When… @itssadwhen

It’s sad when a Twitter account you think is detailing wry observations we can all relate to is actually mocking everyone and everything. /ALLCAPS

Made-Up Stats @madeupstats

None of the statistics cited in this stream of tweets is real, but most are so keenly observed your friends will likely believe them. Your friends, not my friends.


Funny peculiar and funny-ha-ha is a difficult combination to get right, but these 20 individuals manage it superbly well. Humor is a very subjective thing 10 Websites for Geek Humor and Computer Jokes Read More , so there is only a small chance that all of them will make you laugh until your sides hurt The 10 Best Original YouTube Comedy Channels Life can be depressing at times. I don't care who you are or how good your life is, there is always the chance that something or someone can knock you off your happy pedestal and... Read More .

However, if even a handful manage to put a smile on your face for a few seconds each day then they will have done some good in this world. And we will have done our job by bringing them to your attention. Because that’s what we do.

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  1. Spiffy
    April 15, 2014 at 7:45 pm

    *yawn* these people aren't all that funny. ZZZzzzzzzz.......

  2. Dave P
    April 14, 2014 at 10:18 am

    It wasn't meant to be numbered. Can you not count? Numbering would only be required if I was placing these in some kind of order. I'm not. They're all equally brilliant.

    I understand you hating me -- I hate myself sometimes -- but hating me for failing to number a list of Twitter users? You're loco!

  3. Matthew H
    April 13, 2014 at 9:05 am

    I see I'm not on this list.

    You're dead to me, Dave.

    • Dave P
      April 13, 2014 at 10:30 pm

      You're 21st on the list. Honest. *raises eyebrows*