11 Hilarious Tinder Pick-Up Lines You Should Definitely Try
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You’ve just matched with that hot girl or guy on Tinder and want to gain their attention. Most people would send a generic message, like “How are you?” or “Hey, hottie!” — which is similar to what the next match might send and kinda boring.

Instead, you could distance yourself from the crowd and send a hilarious Tinder pick-up line 10 Truly Effective Tinder Pick-Up Lines That Actually Worked 10 Truly Effective Tinder Pick-Up Lines That Actually Worked The real magic of Tinder is in your first impression. Here are some good examples of what a striking opener can do for you. Read More that is sure to make your match laugh, which, in my book, is never a bad idea.

A good joke, if done properly, can get a reply from that person you’ve matched with. And if you get that far, you’re more than likely to get a date with whomever you’ve swiped right on. It really is a no-brainer to learn a few decent pick-up lines.

Funny Pick-Up Lines Actually Work

People like to laugh, there’s no two ways about it. Thankfully, many people are on the social dating app for either a laugh or to meet someone for a date, or maybe more. There’s no way of knowing, so you might as well have fun with it.

Let’s make your match’s day and send them something funny and interesting. Here are some funny Tinder pick-up lines you should definitely try.

Cheesy Pick-up Lines Aren’t Necessarily Bad

You might think that distancing yourself from cheesy one-liners is a good idea, but don’t. A proper cheesy joke can be golden, if done properly.

The best thing about cheesy jokes are that they’re great for breaking the ice, and I’m not talking about the Titanic. If you can pull-off a good cheesy joke, you’re Gouda. In queso you’re wondering, here’s another cheesy joke to consider, now that you get the point.

If you need some suggestions, the video below has a few. They’re not too bad, and can all be tried on your next match. Just remember, you can make a pun out of anything, which these guys in the video seem to have done.

Dad Jokes

Next up: Dad jokes. These type of jokes can go a long way. And personally, they’re my favorite. They can be used by both sexes, and can really get the conversation rolling if done correctly.

Dad jokes are much like a cheesy joke, but they’re intended to make a lot of sense — too much sense. Like, when you tell your Dad you’re hungry, and he replies: “Hi Hungry. I’m Dad.” Classic.

In the dating world, you can use this same style of humor to score a date, or at least get a laugh. Below is a Dad joke that has been used on Tinder for a while now.

Tinder Dad Joke

If that’s too long winded, try something shorter, like:

If you’re looking for more of these type of jokes, check out Nice One, Dad. The site features the “best” dad jokes found on the net, which might come in handy for your next match.

Mom Jokes

While, dad jokes are great. Mom jokes are also cool. And I’m not talking about the “Yo momma so…” whatever jokes. I’m talking about the more elusive mom jokes, which are a little bit more clever than those dad jokes.

Here’s a few good mom jokes that you can try for your next match, brought to you by Will Smith from the Milwaukee Brewers. Some of them are pretty good.

Pro tip: I recommend not telling the “Yo momma” jokes, as funny as they can be. Your match could find them offensive.

Knock Knock Jokes

Ah, a classic. Knock Knock jokes. You either love them or hate them. They’re easy to tell, everyone knows what to expect, and they can also be a great ice-breaker.

If you’re stuck on what to say, try this one.

Keep it Clean

It’s true. Dirty jokes can be great, but I’m not sure they’re something you want to attempt if you’re trying to get a response. You might want to save it for a little later, and then try again once you’ve figured out their humor.

You never know, you could get suspended from the social dating app, which I’m sure you don’t want to happen if you’re trying to get a date. Don’t let it happen to you. Don’t be “that guy.” 4 Ways to Avoid Being "That Guy" on Tinder 4 Ways to Avoid Being "That Guy" on Tinder If your Tinder experiences aren't paying off, you may need to reexamine your game, and the problem may be in the way that you're presenting yourself. Are you that guy on Tinder? Read More

Tinder Classics

If none of these have worked, you can always go back to the classics. Some of these you may have heard of, some of these might be new, but trust me, they’ve been going around Tinder for quite some time.

Another classic Tinder joke.

And two more classic Tinder jokes for good measure.

Give Jokes on Tinder a Shot

Remember, Tinder is a fun way to meet new people online Online Dating: Men Don't Get It And Women Don't Understand Online Dating: Men Don't Get It And Women Don't Understand Do online dating websites work? It's time for a frank discussion! What I learned from interviews was that online dating is equally painful for men and for women, but for very different reasons. Read More and maybe pick up a date. Using funny pick-up lines has proven popular on the social dating app, so much so that some people use Tinder only for the laughs 5 Ways to Use Tinder that Aren't Hooking Up 5 Ways to Use Tinder that Aren't Hooking Up Tinder has a reputation as a hook up app, but it actually has non-romantic uses. You can meet new people to hang out with, kill time, or learn a new language. Here's how. Read More .

So, have fun and make the most out of it. Give a joke a try and it will definitely sound more clever than the average “Hi” or “Hello.” You’ll be happy you did.

What Tinder pick-up lines have you used, or have been used on you? What are your favorite Tinder jokes? Or, would you rather not use pick-up lines? Tell us your best funny Tinder pick-up lines in the comments below.

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  1. Massinga
    June 30, 2016 at 7:27 am

    Me. You look a little ill. I think you need some vitamin "me"

  2. JAFD
    June 22, 2016 at 7:24 am

    I'm not a foot fetishist, but I am looking for a sole mate

    • Shay Meinecke
      June 25, 2016 at 11:27 am

      Nice! Have you tried that out?

  3. Mr.Know-It-All
    June 17, 2016 at 6:20 am


    Here's one from waayyy back when I dated [61, & married for the last 14+ years, so more than 20 years ago.].
    Knock knock

    Who's there?


    Orange who?

    Orange you glad you're so attractive, cute, whatever.

    Have a GREAT day, Neighbor!

    • Shay Meinecke
      June 17, 2016 at 6:34 pm

      One I've definitely heard, but one I definitely like! Thanks for the comment :)

  4. Matchr
    June 16, 2016 at 12:13 am

    Yup. We've seen a few of these before. You know what women really love? A big bowl of copy pasta.

    • Shay Meinecke
      June 16, 2016 at 3:28 pm

      Very true. If you have an original pick-up line, I'd be keen to hear it :)