10 Insanely Weird Wikipedia Articles You Should Read

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Yeah, you’re too good for Wikipedia Wikipedia - Redefining Research [INFOGRAPHIC] Wikipedia - Redefining Research [INFOGRAPHIC] Jimmy Wales must be chortling into his cheerios when he sees how his baby called Wikipedia has influenced so many areas of life, both online and offline. Despite the fact that Wikipedia seems to be... Read More . That’s okay. Wikipedia isn’t too good for you Everything You Need To Know About Wikipedia And More Everything You Need To Know About Wikipedia And More Wikipedia is one of the most famous sites on the Internet. It's informative, as well as controversial, and having a page on there is highly sought after. Let's get to know it better. Read More  – it still loves you. It still wants to hang out, be silly, and build blanket forts, even though you’re all mature and stuff. In fact, Wikipedia has a whole section dedicated to wildly funny and weirdly engrossing articles. Just because, you know, they’re cool.

So come on over, take off the business wear, put on your Hawaiian shirt. Put down the cognac and grab a cream soda. We’re getting silly and weird tonight! Let’s be dumb and dumbstruck together as we look at 10 insanely weird articles on Wikipedia. We got cake!

Wikipedia Cake

Colletto Fava: a Terrifying, Giant Pink Bunny in Italy

Cute? Disturbing? Disturbingly cute? What do you call a 200 foot long and 20 foot high stuffed bunny doll with it’s guts spilling out? The Austrian art group Gelitin calls it Hase, the German word for hare. We’re not entirely sure what the point of it is, but they invite hikers to take the 20–30 minute walk up the 5,000 foot high hill to climb on it and relax.

Giant Pink Bunny Circa 2005

The bunny was made in such a way that it will decompose and not cause any damage. Well, except maybe psychological damage to little kids that the hikers drag up there. It’s almost all gone now, and even more disturbing. Hop on Google Maps and check it out for yourself.

Bunny disintegrating


The Great Stink: That Time London Smelled Like Sewage

People are always talking about Paris smelling odd, but maybe that stereotype should belong to London. Where else would the river smell so bad that the national government, and the entire capital city, stopped working?

The Silent Highwayman

In the 19th century, London’s sewage all ended up in the Thames river. You know that big one flowing past that giant ferris wheel in all the pictures? It’s called The London Eye, but back during The Great Stink, they may have named it after another circular body part. Worse than the stink were the outbreaks of cholera, diptheria, and scrofula.

Monster Soup Commonly Called Thames Water

An engineer, Joseph Bazelgette, came to the rescue and reworked London’s entire sewer system. He and his crew did so well that much of their system is in tact today. In fact, one of the main pump houses is so beautiful it might make you wish you did live in a sewer.

Crossness Pumping Station at Belvedere Kent

5318008: Spelling Things With Calculators

Give a geek a hand held calculator 4 Everyday Things That Were Unbelievably Nerdy in the 80s 4 Everyday Things That Were Unbelievably Nerdy in the 80s Instant messaging, let's play videos and wearable tech were all around in the 80's – they just weren't considered cool. Read More and they’ll find a way to make it do things it wasn’t meant to do. Like spelling out words on a calculator. Oh, you know the obvious ones like 07734 and 5318008 (turn them upside down). But did you know about 11345 - Shell, 35001 - Loose, and 316006 - Google?

Throw in calculators with 12 digit displays and language variations such as urban slang and leet-speak and a whole new world opens up. You could tell your calculus teacher to 1134206 Go 2 hell. All your hip-hop arithmetic admirers would be impressed and say about you, 771534 He's ill. You could respond, “For 3722145 - Shizzle.”

Of course, other languages give equally funny or odd words. In Spanish, 50538 - Besos could get you slapped or kissed. In Italian, 07738135 Sei Bello might get you a date.

Greenwich Time Lady: Selling The Time

Back in the day, way back, before smartwatch Which Android Wear Smartwatch Is Best For You? Which Android Wear Smartwatch Is Best For You? In the market for an Android Wear smartwatch? Let's compare all the options available now and make the decision easy. Read More days, you couldn’t just ask someone for the time. If you wanted the precise time, you had to pay for it. Perhaps the biggest time pimp of the day was Ruth Belville. If you had the money, honey, she had the time.

Maria Belville - Greenwich Time Lady

Her dad, John Henry Belville, started the time service in 1836. Every morning he would go to the Greenwich Observatory and synchronize his pocket watch with the conservatory clock – the most accurate clock in England. Then he’d hop in his time-pimp-mobile (horse and cart) and take the time to his subscribers.

John’s wife, Maria, took over when John’s time passed. Then Ruth took over when mom retired – it was just time. She sold the time to hundreds. Ruth kept ticking along right up until 1940, competing with telegraph time services and more accurate watches Buying Your Next Sports Watch: What You Need To Know Buying Your Next Sports Watch: What You Need To Know Ever tried running a marathon with your iPhone strapped to your arm? Or tried to check tide charts on your Android phone while boating in rough water? You probably need a sports watch. Read More on the market.

Inherently Funny Words

If you think a shmuck freezing his kidneys off in Keokuk while trying to eat a kumquat is funny, you already get the idea. Apparently words heavy in the K sound or sort of Yiddish in nature are pure comedy gold.

Neil Simon

Some numbers might be titter-getters as well. Legendary writer/producer/director Neil Simon relied on the number 23. The inverse, 32, is just as funny. Large round numbers if used correctly, can be, like, a million times funnier though.

List of lists of lists

Some editors hate articles that are nothing but a list. Listicles, they’re called. Which is a pretty funny word in itself. You can imagine their rage bubbling more to see it is a list of lists, and imploding into a pile of hyphens and Oxford commas when they see that it’s actually a list of lists of lists.

Xzibit says no lists

So, yeah, this Wikipedia article is a list that lists lists that list lists. Mind blown. A quick caution though, the list is incomplete. Kind of like Russell’s paradox, which is lists of lists that do not contain themselves.

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.

If you were a Jewish man living in the ghettos of 19th century Germany, this is the kind of thing you would do to stick it to the man. Apparently, the government at the time didn’t like traditional patronymic names, so they made the Jews come up with Germanic names.
Hubert’s great-granddaddy came up with the German equivalent of the following:

“Ages ago, there were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and carefully protected against attack by their rapacious enemies. Twelve hundred thousand years ago there appeared before these first earthmen, at night, a spaceship powered by seven stone and iridium How Do Satellite Phones Work and Where Can You Buy One? How Do Satellite Phones Work and Where Can You Buy One? When most people think of satellite phones, they picture huge, clunky devices that went out of style with the early 90s. Read More electric motors. It had originally been launched on its long trip into stellar space in the search for neighboring stars that might have planets revolving about them that were inhabitable and on which planets a new race of intelligent humanity might propagate itself and rejoice for life, without fear of attack by other intelligent beings from interstellar space.”

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff...Sr.

Still here? Well translate that into German, roughly, and it becomes Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff…screw it. You haven’t got time to read all that. There’s over 600 more letters.

The name caused problems. Many problems. It wasted the time of German officials way back when, made the Philadelphia phone book that much heavier in 1938, and broke an IBM computer in 1964. It is, to this day, the longest surname in the world.

Two Global Pollutants – One Inventor

You probably never heard of this guy, but you’ve heard of lead poisoning and holes in the ozone layer. Thomas Midgley, Jr. Is the man to thank for those. He was the brain that put lead in leaded gasoline. It was like today’s gas, but with lead in it. So when the gas burned, lead fumes dumped all over the highways of the world poisoning untold numbers of animals and plants including humans. But it kept engines from making a knocking sound. Knock knock. Who’s there? Screw health, get paid.

Ethyl Corporation Sign

He didn’t stop there. Nuh uh. Why just poison people when you can burn them too? He came up with Freon or chlorofluorocarbons (CFC) as the chemistry geeks say. That’s the stuff that ate the hole in the ozone layer, rushing in the era of greenhouse gases/global warming/climate change Climate and Vaccines: Is The Internet Lowering Our Scientific Literacy? Climate and Vaccines: Is The Internet Lowering Our Scientific Literacy? Does it seem like people are becoming less scientifically literate? The actual numbers might surprise you. Read More . But it kept stuff cold and propelled your mom’s hair spray. That’s pretty important too.

Aqua Net

J.R. MacNeill, environmental historian, says that Midgley, “…had more impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth’s history.” How do you put that on your resume?

Walk it Off? Nah, Swear it Off.

Slam your finger in the car door? Out of Tylenol? F*&k it. Seriously: just swear. Especially if you’re not the kind to use cursing like most people use commas. Researchers found that people could hold their hand in ice water for twice as long if they cursed a blue streak. Why not? Icy blue hands deserve a blue streak.

It turns out cursing may result in a release of adrenalin in response to an injury. The adrenalin has an analgesic effect. This isn’t just proven by real scientists in labs with glassware and white coats, this has been tested by MythBusters! So you know it’s good science 10 Best Channels for STEM Education on YouTube 10 Best Channels for STEM Education on YouTube STEM is not just an acronym but an idea that could help transform how our children are taught. These ten YouTube channels not only teach but also inspire to study STEM subjects better. Read More .

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!

If this tropical sea dweller could sing, he wouldn’t be spouting tunes from The Littlest Mermaid. He’d be rocking the holiday season 9 Best Christmas Apps For Android 9 Best Christmas Apps For Android The holiday season is upon on -- make the best of it with these Android apps! Read More favorites.


Spirobranchus giganteus is a sea worm that is a conical spiral of colorful goodness resembling a Christmas tree. The kind of Christmas tree you’d expect to see in the psychedelic 60s, but a Christmas tree nonetheless. You don’t have to go to the Carribean though: apparently they do alright in salt-water aquariums.

No More! I Can’t Handle the Stress!

If you just can’t handle anymore, you could take a page from these fun ungulates. Just drop. Pass out and wait for the danger to pass. That’s what the Myotonic Goat does. You might know them better as Fainting Goats.

They don’t really faint, exactly. They just freeze up when panicked or excited for about 10 seconds. The young goats get so stiff, that they often fall over. With age comes wisdom, as the older goats tend to hang around things they can lean on. If you’d like to celebrate the fainting goat, where better than Tenessee’s Fainting Goat Festival. There’s something oddly right about that combination of celebrating a weird farm animal in Tenessee.

The Hits Keep Coming

Those are just a few of the highlights brought to you by Wikipedia and contributors around the world. Head over there for dozens of more awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, head-scratching fun. The world is wide, weird place. Wikipedia is doing it’s part to keep it that way.

Find any amazing articles on Wikipedia Time Is Short: 20 Geeky TL;DR Wikipedia Entries You Need To Read [Weird & Wonderful Web] Time Is Short: 20 Geeky TL;DR Wikipedia Entries You Need To Read [Weird & Wonderful Web] Wikipedia can be a little wordy. So, what we need is an alternative version of Wikipedia which condenses the information down to its bare essentials. Read More ? Or any general knowledge goofiness? We’d love to hear about it. Tell us what your favorites are so we can all enjoy them.

Image Credits:
Bunny with buildings by Luca Balzo, and Bunny disintegrating by Angie Castillo, via Google Maps, Wikipedia CakeCrossness Pumping Station by Christine Matthews, The Silent Highwayman, Neil Simon, Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Ethyl or Leaded Gas Sign, and Maria Belville, via Wikipedia, ,Aqua Net Twitchery, via Flickr.

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  1. George
    November 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    You write "Then Ruth took over when mom retired – it was just time." However, very very few people in the UK have a "mom". Almost all of them have a "mum". That was probably even more true back in 1840-1940 when remote colonies with arbitrary deviant spelling weren't quite so acceptable as they are today.

    • Guy McDowell
      November 30, 2015 at 4:55 pm

      Ah, the eternal battle!
      Use the period and place specific term or use the current American term?

      Our style-guide favours the American terms.
      Which kills me, because I'm one of their neighbours-to-the-north. ;)

  2. Kannon Yamada
    September 11, 2015 at 2:21 am

    That was a really fascinating read. Thanks Guy!

  3. Anonymous
    September 10, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    hb Has Shown His **Disgruntleness** On Other Articles - Is He Capable Of More Than That ?

    If He Was A New Internet Species ( I Wish ), What Kind Of A Character Would Best Define His Behavior ?

    What About Compiling All His Comments Here In MUO And Make An Article About Disgruntled Internet Pos(t)ers ?


    • Mihir Patkar
      September 12, 2015 at 8:58 am

      We only have a team of 40-odd here at MUO, I fear we will be severely short-staffed to compile that.

      • Anonymous
        September 12, 2015 at 5:22 pm

        Just Kidding.


        • Mihir Patkar
          September 13, 2015 at 12:08 pm

          So was I :D

  4. Anonymous
    September 9, 2015 at 2:05 pm


    • Mihir Patkar
      September 12, 2015 at 8:56 am

      I know, they're still cleaning up the mess.

  5. Anonymous
    September 9, 2015 at 5:39 am


    I suspect that politeness is a lost art. I would like to apologize for him. Howard needs to take his purple crayon and write "I will be polite to other people" on the blackboard 100 times.

    • Mihir Patkar
      September 9, 2015 at 8:16 am

      Aw, that's sweet of you, thank you, but you really don't need to do that :)

  6. Anonymous
    September 8, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    "...their system is in tact today." ***INTACT*** - why would it be "in" sensitivity or politeness?
    Please pardon my irritation.

    • Mihir Patkar
      September 8, 2015 at 4:42 pm

      Breathe, Howard, breathe :D Keep your patience in tact. We're fixing them, thanks for pointing it's out.

      • Anonymous
        September 8, 2015 at 6:20 pm


        It's irritating to see someone who wishes to "make a living writing" not knowing the basic rules of grammar and spelling. Something as simple as hitting the F7 key in Word, but they can't be bothered.

        • Guy McDowell
          September 11, 2015 at 9:53 pm

          Thanks. (Yes, that's a proper use of an imperative sentence, although lacking in sincerity and the formality you wish to see from others. Ed.)

          It’s irritating (Irritating for whom? Ed.) to see someone who wishes to “make a living writing” (The quotation marks are not required. If they were, you would also be missing the comma that signifies the transition to the quote. You're also missing the ellipses that signify that this is an incomplete quote. Those should be at both ends of the quote, within the quotation marks, unless the quote ends with the word writing. In that case, you would need a terminal punctuation mark. Also note, the person being quoted must be referenced. Ed.) not knowing the basic rules of grammar and spelling (Although grammar does have rules, spelling does not. There are accepted spellings, although convention varies widely even in just one language. The logic is also poor. You've made an assumption with very little to support it.) Something as simple as hitting (Please use the word pressing. I'm not a violent person. Ed.) the F7 key in Word (Nice instructions, but I don't use Word. I use the same writing software as other illiterates such as Neil Cross, Chad Broughton, and Sheila O’Flanagan. Ed.), but they (Should be he. Ed.) can’t (The correct word is couldn't. The actions were taken in the past. Also, this is an incomplete sentence. Ed.)

          Thanks for coming out.

        • Mihir Patkar
          September 12, 2015 at 5:49 am

          Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

        • Ryan Dube
          September 12, 2015 at 7:56 am

          Guy wins the Internet.

  7. Anonymous
    September 8, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    "...bunny doll with it’s guts spilling out?"

    ***ITS*** - "it's" is a contraction, not a possessive.

    Kinda ruined the article for me.

    • Riley J. Dennis
      September 13, 2015 at 3:23 pm

      i really hope my life never devolves to the point where spelling/grammar mistakes in random articles on the internet bother me enough to leave a comment.