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I get this. Programmers do have it tough.
The programmer was stuck in the shower because the bottle said “Lather, Rinse, Repeat”
He should’ve brought 7 actually
Nope
if(blah blah)
{6}
else
{1}
So 6 is correct
Gotta love the conditional statments
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
A quote I was given years ago: If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Why can’t programmers tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31. OK, ya gotta be an OLD programmer to understand this one!
That is dreadful (and yet still made me laugh)
the mom’s reply is exactly what Users always say to programmers
hasItem(‘Milk’))
$myShoppingCart.addItem(‘Milk’,1);
if ($costco->hasItem(‘Eggs’) && $costco->getQty(‘Milk’) >= 5)
{
// Aggregates items already in the cart
$myShoppingCart.addItem(‘Milk’,5);
}
// Checkout process etc
…
?>
seems about correct…
You people actually writing the code for the joke. rofl.
so funny, programmer never loose
That’s too funny!
i am also a programmer…. no comments please….
Cute!
funny