In The Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Kindle

I dont get it

Its the Kindle, an electronic book, the joke is that hes reading the bible off his kindle.

Oh, this is dumb… Lame….

What? Is the bible any less holier as an e-book?

Or its not a bible and just an awesome wedding ceremony.

whatever … that’s just one of those big calculators.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God . . . All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made . . . Including the Kindle, I suppose . . . for it was made of flesh, and dwelt among us, full of grace and truth. And plastic and metal and other stuff. Amen.

Can’t wait to see someone sworn in to office or a court with one of these. Do swear on this combination Bible, Koran, Torah, Scientology screed, and a couple of Stephen King novels…

very witty lol haven’t ever actually seen one being used but it won’t be long now!!!!!!!