Hilarious PC Sale Poster: ‘Porn Has Never Touched This Machine’

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  • http://www.brooksidepatiofurniture.com/ Zachariah Granville

    I could use a PC like that, hook me up?

    • Jeremy

      I could build it for under 2k easy. Heck dell would probably build it for around 2500. Still sounds like a nice machine and its a hilarious ad.

    • sea golfer

      Remember: go alone and take used bills.

  • Balloon hand steve

    >$2000 for a used computer
    DOHOHO

    • http://estanicuba.com Estanislao

      But remember … it’s a virgin computer, never touched by porn … how unique is that ;) you think? Hahaha …

  • taipan

    *Yawn* I am assuming the picture was taken by the rip-off merchant who put the poster up. $2000 is far too much for a pc with a 4000 series card. It isn’t even funny!

    • http://www.vies.tumblr.com Vies

      Nah this was taken at my school, by me! :D

      I was waiting for the assistant to unlock the classroom (to print a paper) and spotted this beauty. I just HAD to put it on reddit.

  • taipan

    *Yawn* I am assuming the picture was taken by the rip-off merchant who put the poster up. $2000 is far too much for a pc with a 4000 series card. It isn’t even funny!

  • http://dcfeliciano.blogspot.com/ Webcomic for Catherine

    Is dat sum computers?

  • ds

    I’d hit that!

  • Fact Inspector

    He lies about the cores tho, the 920 has 4 not 8. and $2000 puh-leeze.

    • Akraz

      Idiot, i7 has hyperthreading. It has 4 physical and 4 logical. 8 total.

      • Fact Inspector

        I see you do not know the difference of cores and threads my good sir. I say you are the idiot in this dispute.

        • Barom

          It runs 4 physical cores and 4 additional virtual cores = 8. FACT.

          • i7Killer

            In FACT its ONLY 4 cores……HT is a bunch of crap. Im glad Intel sells lies so easy. Phenom II?….6 cores….6 PHYSICAL FUCKING CORES….and it shits on the i7….thanks for playing!

          • Anonymous

            That’s nice… ever heard of the Phenom II 900 series? You know… the Phenom II quadcores?

            Better yet, how about the Intel Core i7 980X? I do believe that has the “6 PHYSICAL FUCKING CORES” you are screaming mindlessly about.

          • WOW

            Get a ****in’ life.

        • Isaac Johnson

          Dear Fact Inspector, I see you do not know the difference between ‘inspecting the facts’ and ‘talking out of your ass’. Good job.

        • zach

          He only says it “renders in maya as eight separate cores”. Not that it HAS 8 separate cores.
          But yeah, the last 4 cores are fake

  • http://www.markoneill.org Mark O’Neill

    $2000 for a used computer? I can buy a new netbook for a tenth of that and a laptop for not much more.

    • Link

      You are an idiot, you’re little netbook and cheap laptop can’t touch this i7-920

      • your not you’re

        Gah. You’re = you are. You are an idiot, you are little netbook.

        • Try again

          Never display poor grammar skills when correcting others for it. You are A little netbook.

          • Aaron

            Never use poor reading comprehension skills when correcting others for using poor grammar when correcting others for it. “your not you’re” simply replaced the “you’re” in Link’s “You are an idiot, you’re little netbook” with “you are,” making the sentence into “You are an idiot, you are little netbook.”

    • Charlie teh Unicorn

      yea, you could. and then you would put your netbook next to this beast, and the netbook would commit suicide out of fear of the beastly i7.

    • Matt

      Thats like saying “$100,000 for a used ferrari? I can buy a new ford car and truck for less than that”

      • MATT IS A FAG

        you’re a fag matt and don’t know shit

    • tony t

      youre either too old to know what youre talking bout or too dumb. either way, you lose.

  • porns4luls

    Mark, you’re an idiot.

    • http://www.markoneill.org Mark O’Neill

      Why thank you. You’re extremely charming today. I like how you insult me, hiding behind stupid usernames. Just goes to show you’re both idiots yourselves.

      • HurrDurr

        I’m going to have to agree with the guys with the stupid user names. It’s quite obvious that you have no business making comments regarding technology.

        • Yuuuuup

          Yup, I’m with HurrDurr…

          • Anonymous

            Yup, I’m with Yuuuuup…
            (sorry, couldn’t resist)

      • Arlen

        Mark you’re seriously a retard. What kind of comment was that you posted before? A dumbass netbook and a stupid laptop pales in comparision to the specs of this desktop. Why would you even bring up this point? Guess the grey matter oozed out when the hair follicles fell off.

  • Waseem Mohammed

    Are you talking about a computer with PC Windows OS (probabily Win 7) or Mac? As far as I remember PC supports only 4GB RAM except its some sort of server. Never needed such powerful machine so far. It’s better for PC as it’s underage and never gone to explore things on its own. However great to have a poster like that. I wish your computer will find new home soon.

    • Nick

      You must not be much of a computer expert, that’s painfully obvious. Win 7 64x will detect more than 4gb. Macs also suck.

    • You Sir, are Retarded

      your a fucking idiot…..Windows has supported more than 4GB of ram since before Win XP….its called x64….or a 64-bit OS…..learn about a dam computer some day

      • DEC_42

        You, sir, are an overzealous fuckwit. He never said anything about XP (or older) not supporting above 3.5GB of RAM, only that Windows 7 x64 would. And if you’re so damn smart, have you forgotten about Physical Address Extension for x86 OSs?

    • cheesygrin

      It’s all about the software architecture. Most consumer operating systems until now have been 32 bit, which has a physical limit of about 4GB. There was a messy hack for Server Enterprise edition 32 bit which allowed for more RAM to be used, but nowadays high-end machines use 64 bit operating systems, which can theoretically support more RAM than you can shake a stick at.

  • Claudius T. Washington Jr. III

    He forgot to mention the part where he robs your punk ass at gun point….

  • Anonymous

    He spelled ‘squeaky’ wrong…

  • http://www.awhooty.com A Whooty

    lol thats hilarious

  • http://www.kevlawrence.com Kevin Lawrence

    Fake. He has a yahoo email address, no one who uses yahoo has a computer this powerful.

  • Chad Farthouse

    This is the most unfunny, stupid shit ever filled with catchphrases that are literally a decade old. Gentlemen and a scholar?? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUH LOLOLOOL

  • me

    For 2000$ id get a New Mac Pro and be better served than this rig.

  • anotherfunnyname

    Why is people with NO FREAKING IDEA about technology commenting?? a netbook with those specs? 4GB RAM limit?….update yourself or dont talk.

  • Mr. Freeman

    This computer never touched porn. But I can help to wonder if it is because one of his other computers was a designated “Porn Computer”~ ironically abbreviated PC

  • killer

    LMFAO look at the side where it says $2000: Unmarked bills; come alone.

  • http://Openhentai.blogspot.com May

    Did anyone else so the part that said “unmarked bills come alone”? I’d be a little weary if I was buying that computer.

  • Corgano

    I like the small type after the $2000 that says, “Unmarked Bills come alone”

  • w00t

    i7 is teh win.

    Only teh nub buy teh netbook.

  • boobies

    Wait, is he’s implying his machine won’t run porn?

  • 100window

    “$2grand unmarked bills come alone” that sounds so suspicious hahaha.

  • http://www.findtulsachiropractor.com Tulsa Chiropractor

    That is a funny ad, I wonder if he sold it.

  • i am skeptical

    ಠ_ಠ

  • Timothy

    the guy has a computer like that, but a yahoo email address?

  • http://triplefacecams.com/ James

    If you feel you have to advertise you ppc has not been on porn sites it has most likly seen more porn then bill gates

  • MosesIAmnt

    I find the funniest bit is to the right of the $2000, where he says “Unmarked Bills, Come Alone”.

    Maybe hes done a few too many drug deals in his time

  • anon

    “my god you are so needy”
    invokes feelings of lulz.

  • Wet-Mice

    Hell yeah! The best thing mentioned in this ad was the PS3. (Sorry computer guys) I’m a PS3 guy.