Leave a comment
Get a MakeUseOf account using one of your online accounts below.
Why? Earn points, unlock giveaways, access locked exclusives.
Get a MakeUseOf account using one of your online accounts below.
Why? Earn points, unlock giveaways, access locked exclusives.
Hide 60 Comments
I could use a PC like that, hook me up?
I could build it for under 2k easy. Heck dell would probably build it for around 2500. Still sounds like a nice machine and its a hilarious ad.
Remember: go alone and take used bills.
>$2000 for a used computer
DOHOHO
But remember … it’s a virgin computer, never touched by porn … how unique is that
you think? Hahaha …
*Yawn* I am assuming the picture was taken by the rip-off merchant who put the poster up. $2000 is far too much for a pc with a 4000 series card. It isn’t even funny!
Is dat sum computers?
I’d hit that!
He lies about the cores tho, the 920 has 4 not 8. and $2000 puh-leeze.
Idiot, i7 has hyperthreading. It has 4 physical and 4 logical. 8 total.
I see you do not know the difference of cores and threads my good sir. I say you are the idiot in this dispute.
It runs 4 physical cores and 4 additional virtual cores = 8. FACT.
In FACT its ONLY 4 cores……HT is a bunch of crap. Im glad Intel sells lies so easy. Phenom II?….6 cores….6 PHYSICAL FUCKING CORES….and it shits on the i7….thanks for playing!
That’s nice… ever heard of the Phenom II 900 series? You know… the Phenom II quadcores?
Better yet, how about the Intel Core i7 980X? I do believe that has the “6 PHYSICAL FUCKING CORES” you are screaming mindlessly about.
Get a ****in’ life.
Dear Fact Inspector, I see you do not know the difference between ‘inspecting the facts’ and ‘talking out of your ass’. Good job.
He only says it “renders in maya as eight separate cores”. Not that it HAS 8 separate cores.
But yeah, the last 4 cores are fake
$2000 for a used computer? I can buy a new netbook for a tenth of that and a laptop for not much more.
You are an idiot, you’re little netbook and cheap laptop can’t touch this i7-920
Gah. You’re = you are. You are an idiot, you are little netbook.
Never display poor grammar skills when correcting others for it. You are A little netbook.
Never use poor reading comprehension skills when correcting others for using poor grammar when correcting others for it. “your not you’re” simply replaced the “you’re” in Link’s “You are an idiot, you’re little netbook” with “you are,” making the sentence into “You are an idiot, you are little netbook.”
he just didn’t get it
yea, you could. and then you would put your netbook next to this beast, and the netbook would commit suicide out of fear of the beastly i7.
Thats like saying “$100,000 for a used ferrari? I can buy a new ford car and truck for less than that”
you’re a fag matt and don’t know shit
youre either too old to know what youre talking bout or too dumb. either way, you lose.
Mark, you’re an idiot.
Why thank you. You’re extremely charming today. I like how you insult me, hiding behind stupid usernames. Just goes to show you’re both idiots yourselves.
I’m going to have to agree with the guys with the stupid user names. It’s quite obvious that you have no business making comments regarding technology.
Yup, I’m with HurrDurr…
Yup, I’m with Yuuuuup…
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
Mark you’re seriously a retard. What kind of comment was that you posted before? A dumbass netbook and a stupid laptop pales in comparision to the specs of this desktop. Why would you even bring up this point? Guess the grey matter oozed out when the hair follicles fell off.
Are you talking about a computer with PC Windows OS (probabily Win 7) or Mac? As far as I remember PC supports only 4GB RAM except its some sort of server. Never needed such powerful machine so far. It’s better for PC as it’s underage and never gone to explore things on its own. However great to have a poster like that. I wish your computer will find new home soon.
You must not be much of a computer expert, that’s painfully obvious. Win 7 64x will detect more than 4gb. Macs also suck.
your a fucking idiot…..Windows has supported more than 4GB of ram since before Win XP….its called x64….or a 64-bit OS…..learn about a dam computer some day
You, sir, are an overzealous fuckwit. He never said anything about XP (or older) not supporting above 3.5GB of RAM, only that Windows 7 x64 would. And if you’re so damn smart, have you forgotten about Physical Address Extension for x86 OSs?
It’s all about the software architecture. Most consumer operating systems until now have been 32 bit, which has a physical limit of about 4GB. There was a messy hack for Server Enterprise edition 32 bit which allowed for more RAM to be used, but nowadays high-end machines use 64 bit operating systems, which can theoretically support more RAM than you can shake a stick at.
He forgot to mention the part where he robs your punk ass at gun point….
He spelled ‘squeaky’ wrong…
lol thats hilarious
Fake. He has a yahoo email address, no one who uses yahoo has a computer this powerful.
This is the most unfunny, stupid shit ever filled with catchphrases that are literally a decade old. Gentlemen and a scholar?? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUH LOLOLOOL
For 2000$ id get a New Mac Pro and be better served than this rig.
Why is people with NO FREAKING IDEA about technology commenting?? a netbook with those specs? 4GB RAM limit?….update yourself or dont talk.
This computer never touched porn. But I can help to wonder if it is because one of his other computers was a designated “Porn Computer”~ ironically abbreviated PC
LMFAO look at the side where it says $2000: Unmarked bills; come alone.
Did anyone else so the part that said “unmarked bills come alone”? I’d be a little weary if I was buying that computer.
I like the small type after the $2000 that says, “Unmarked Bills come alone”
i7 is teh win.
Only teh nub buy teh netbook.
Nah this was taken at my school, by me!
I was waiting for the assistant to unlock the classroom (to print a paper) and spotted this beauty. I just HAD to put it on reddit.
Wait, is he’s implying his machine won’t run porn?
“$2grand unmarked bills come alone” that sounds so suspicious hahaha.
That is a funny ad, I wonder if he sold it.
ಠ_ಠ
the guy has a computer like that, but a yahoo email address?
If you feel you have to advertise you ppc has not been on porn sites it has most likly seen more porn then bill gates
I find the funniest bit is to the right of the $2000, where he says “Unmarked Bills, Come Alone”.
Maybe hes done a few too many drug deals in his time
“my god you are so needy”
invokes feelings of lulz.
Hell yeah! The best thing mentioned in this ad was the PS3. (Sorry computer guys) I’m a PS3 guy.