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I love those kind of email.
I saw this before – some 2 years or so back.
If you look at the date of the email, it does say Sep. 29, 2007
That is too funny, i wish i knew what the keyword was….we know it’s a three word term, hmmm. Can that be his whole business, LOL you should see if he has an affiliate program you can join.
ROTFL is that dude fer real? Cant be!
RT
Lol, you know having a website can be frustrating sometimes but you got to let somethings go.
I am so bored with these types of “threatening” emails. Unless they post with real website names and email addresses, I call call bullshit.
I am so bored with these types of “threatening” emails. Unless they post with real website names and email addresses, I call bullshit.
I used to work for a very large Registrar of Domain names and we would have people call us complaining about this asking us to terminate their hosting account or ban them from using the domain name they had with us.
Now that’s some serious seo…
lol
He has the cash to sue but no cash to improve his google rankings?
Hahaha Sounds Like A five year old wrote it hahaha
Haha. “I sue you! Remove site now!”
@Danny and Xeaxy: Or by a chinese guy. lol
what I don’t understand is why the maker of this didn’t erase the details on his sidebar before hand but he removed everything else.
Either that was a genius use of irony, or you’re just as stupid as the person who wrote that email.
@Cheap: Don’t you mean “their” brain?
He can’t sue.
but you can turn them into google for that.
Wonder if you use your brain…you wonder if people use THEIR brains, Einstein!
“I wonder if people use there brain”
*facepalm*
Let’s start a fund to help this guy defend from such a killer lawsuit… LOL, where are they from? India? Pakistan? I can send him some money by wire transfer
LOL
Search Engine Opting is apparently inclusive to legal techniques. Skill.
I do too, I really do.
You apparently don’t.
censored who it was from, but not his own email, or his quick contacts…
I think he purposely not to censor his own email (and those quick contacts) to prove that the email was indeed real.
Post the reply pls!! XD
Can you please give us the name of the site?
Let’s that dumb guy sue…
hmmm…. “[Let us] that dumb guy sue…” I wouldn’t be calling other people dumb with a sentence like.
All your site are belong to us
Ops.. Here is the link.. I found the guy.. adityaspeaks.com/about/
Did you even read the article? That guy is to whom the mail was sent. We might never know the genius who sent it.
Thats a master brain!!!!
That’s a master brain!!!!
The white girl that wrote this is completely retarded.
Sue the guy who sent the email!
HEY! He said PLEASE!
no need to sue….call the police instead….
I have never gotten this email!
Here is where this was taken (stolen) from: http://deanhunt.com/bizzare-google-request/
Ha, that is too funny. Too bad we couldnt get the response email when that was sent.
I call this a genius use irony. Next time, though, use a smiley face to indicate your quip as being clever. Otherwise, you end up with responses from the grammar police. Who are very very scary people.
Google doesn’t use keywords (meta) to rank pages. Oh, and btw, this was hilarious!
Reminds me of the similar email someone received when they removed images from their site that someone was hotlinking.
The email have a date from 2007.
Maybe is from someone that don’t know too much about SEO
or just want to scare his competition.
Have to send about 10 letters
if our site is in the 10th position
I’m trying to search more information about the people
who send the email in this website.
http://archivenational.com
Do you use yours?
I got same shit for keyword “Most Wanted Domain” my site is http://www.mwd.com after all! LOL
@Everyone
your an idiot.
This is the funniest SEO text I have ever seen!
Now that’s an SEO tactic! Forget spending all that money on AdWords! And to think I go through the trouble of putting together complex SEO Programs when all I needed to do was send an email. I think EVERYONE should get off Google. That way, I’ll rank at the top for everything.
Well, Someone though he is Intelligent….
This post has reaslly made my day.
What does this guy expect? It would seem that he hasn’t heard of the word “competition” yet…
Cheers
Hahahaha very funny email. The receiver of that email should ask the guy to sue Google instead.
Guy obviously don’t know about seo or even how to business. He is begging.
Is this a real email? Totally funny though. I’m re-posting this on my blog and hopefully you guys don’t mind.
I’ll scribe to this site from now on, so many interesting tips on iphone to read from.
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What a laugh! How stupid can some people possibly be?