If Browsers Were Guns

If Browsers Were Guns (image : guns)

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  • Marthabuzzi November 11, 2011
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    Internet explorer does suicide XD

  • gowtham November 11, 2011
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    Chrome sucks !!! Firefox’s a bazooka or RPG !

    • Achraf52 November 12, 2011
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      No agree Chrome is fast .

      • gowtham November 14, 2011
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        no it is sooooo slow :) use palemoon

        • Achraf52 November 14, 2011
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          Hi, do you really mean slow, or just you’re comfortable with a faster browser than the speed Chrome got, as majority have Chrome smooth, can you let me know your computer configuration so I can know your problem .

          • Gumfoot April 20, 2012
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            Chrome sucks compared to Firefox on a slow network like a coffee shop wifi. Firefox performs great and Chrome fails miserably.

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          • Achraf52 April 20, 2012
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            Like I said it’s only maybe your computer problem, could you please tell me your computer configuration .

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          • Blake Petersen November 15, 2012
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            Who the hell who is doing any sort of serious work worries about the page load times of a coffee shop? Work from your office like a normal person. (“But the coffee shop is my office!”) Then you’re job is a joke…

            It’s been my experience that FF’s lack of releasing memory is a real issue when it comes to performance, which Chrome solves with aplomb. Plus, it’s the reason why FF has to close all the other tabs/windows when you enter Private mode. Incog runs in parallel, developers rejoice!

            Chrome deserves top billing. You’re silly little situational nuances really don’t support your claim FF is better.

            But, the REAL takeaway here is, IE sucks…

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          • Achraf Almouloudi November 15, 2012
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            Blake : I totally agree, if someone really want to work and requires a fast connection, then they should first get a reliable broadband private connection cable .

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    • unknown69 September 6, 2012
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      Firsfox is a machine gun with addons like improved sight, because it got more addons than any other browser.

  • Jasjeev Singh Anand November 12, 2011
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    So Chrome’s the top gun!

  • Jandavis767 November 12, 2011
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    From a novice in Ohio, US, learning something new every day.

  • Abdul Kadeer High-Definition November 13, 2011
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    cool lol

  • Anonymous November 13, 2011
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    So Chrome is large, unwieldy, consumes a lot of power, and pretty much impractical for any normal user? Sound about right to me.

    • naverist December 7, 2011
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      You are missing the point. Those guns fire loads of bullets in a matter of seconds, which implies that Chrome is fast (which is a widely-accepted fact)

    • Your face. December 22, 2011
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      Chrome is the best web browser you can get, dipshit. It’s small, easy to use, fast, doesn’t use many resources and is perfect for the everyday user AND the web developer. Don’t go hating just because you’re a stupid inbred cockface.

      • He's right July 11, 2012
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        He is right you know

  • Nabeel Altamash November 14, 2011
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    Chrome is best for those who has nice configured PC & it also has nice apps & visuals,….
    Mozilla is best for those who has normal PC,….
    Opera is for high speed mannn,….
    Safari is for MAC,….i can’t afford MAC…:’(& In The End IE SUCKZzzzz,.,.,.,.,boooooooo,2 much slow browser,….
    But i have CHROME….;)
    The Choice Is Yours,.,.,LIVE OR DIE..???

    • Your face December 22, 2011
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      Chrome is best for everyone you dipshit. LEARN TO TYPE.

  • Bipin Bhandari November 14, 2011
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    firefox rocks dude

  • Ankur November 14, 2011
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    LOL :d

  • Kenno November 14, 2011
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    Goes without saying. Opera snipes out the competition.

  • Torfaenpcrepair November 14, 2011
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    I use IE, Firefox, Chrome, Qtweb, Opera and Chromium for different reasons so i got a good array of fire power lmao

    • Galactic_rhondda_rose November 14, 2011
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      Rambo of the p.c. world hey!

    • Your face December 22, 2011
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      Internet explorer is gay ass bullshit mate.

  • Pastorslw November 14, 2011
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    Chrome user here… so back off… slowly…

  • ShiroGkitsune November 14, 2011
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    Lol This made me laugh really hard xD! I’m really sorry to say it but at the moment chrome is the most well built browser

  • CGW3 November 14, 2011
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    Chrome is built on Safari technology so go figure the conflicting images ^
    And to the poster who said Safari is just on Mac’s, it has been available for some time on Windows.

    • Anonymous November 14, 2011
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      we just wish it was exclusive to the Mac … :)

    • Nabeel Altamash November 15, 2011
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      I know safari is on Pc too but its best on MAC….& i don’t even check safari….:’(

    • Your face December 22, 2011
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      Chrome isn’t built on safari you dipshit. It’s built ground up, from code. From scratch.

      • Anonymous December 22, 2011
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        @your face actually you are wrong lol it is built from open source software, not from scratch… why would you write new code when it is easier and more effective to use existing code. Are you trolling or just stupid?

  • Heiheidezhu November 18, 2011
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    Avant browser has owned  two cores which is trident and gecko. What
    should I call avant …?

  • C_honeycomb November 23, 2011
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    These further validate that i am an Opera fan. I rather snipe than use a gatling gun. 

  • Anupam Kumar December 3, 2011
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    Google chrome sucks!

    Firefox rules!!! (Firefox fanboy for life)

    • Osama Javaid April 14, 2012
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      chrome is really very very heavy…..

  • Indronil Mondal March 18, 2012
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    hahahaha this was the best

  • Trey Nichols June 29, 2012
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    I don’t understand Safari and Opera’s representation in guns. I guess Opera “snipes out competition”. I do think it’s funny that I use Opera and I would prefer to snipe. Can someone who understands explain Safari and make sure I have Opera right?

    • Anonymous October 1, 2012
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      Safari’s gun is a blunderbuss, a common gun similar to a shotgun that was used about 200 years back, most commonly by pirates. The joke is that it’s powerful, but not very reliable. (the gun had a tendency to misfire or jam, and it took forever to load, so you usually only got one shot out of it.)

  • RubberDuck November 2, 2012
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    Google Chrome is not ready to perform job .. even IE is better .. Firefox rules !