15 Grammar Goofs That Make You Look Silly

15 Grammar Goofs That Make You Look Silly (image : gramargoofs)

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  • Markus Lochmann January 2, 2013
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    Nice, but as a not native English speaker I’ve always wondered about: anybody/anyone, somebody/someone? Greets from Germany.

    • Laga Mahesa January 2, 2013
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      They’re pretty much interchangeable. Some would argue that one is slightly more formal than body, and vice versa.

      It all come down to which sound / syllable grouping would go better with your sentence, such as in lyrics, poetry, and prose.

      The only exception is with importance: “I’m nobody.” Don’t use ‘noone’, as it is often considered incorrect due to the double vowels causing differences in spelling and pronunciation. If you do use it, better to hyphenate (no-one) or treat as two words (no one).

      • General Melchett January 3, 2013
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        Laga is right to some degree. Both are used in general discourse, but -one is more correct, and should certainly be used in formal speech/writing. Using -body in almost any context has always struck me as rather childish.

        He’s quite correct about “I’m a nobody” being an exception (note the indefinite ‘a’), but ‘no one’ is always ‘no one’; ‘noone’ and ‘no-one’ are most certainly NOT real words!

  • Junil Maharjan January 2, 2013
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    This is very useful and will be helpful for many facebook users. Oatmeal has similar article and they are great as well.

  • Prabha Rani January 2, 2013
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    These are really funny and informative. Thanks!

  • unknown69 January 2, 2013
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    Already on most popular? lol wut?

  • Ronald Smith January 3, 2013
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    Now, if only we could get people to actually apply this, we might actually see what would appear to be a slight increase in intellect. At least it may appear that way anyway.

  • SandyR January 3, 2013
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    What about the large number of people who think that “alot” is a word? It’s two words, people!

  • Shane Fromaggio January 3, 2013
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    Great infographic. I wish you would add, “I could care less” to your list. “I could care less” makes absolutely no sense. The correct expression is, “I could not care less.” Yet, I think the majority of people use the incorrect expression.

  • Nashaine Johnson January 3, 2013
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    how much and how many is also one.

    How much ….? = uncountable nouns
    For example: How much coffee do you drink?

    How many ….? = countable nouns
    For example: How many cups of coffee do you drink?

  • General Melchett January 3, 2013
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    People writing – and even saying(!) – ‘brought’ when they mean ‘bought’ has to be one of my biggest linguistic grievances.
    When someone tells me they “brought a new car”, It takes a lot of self-control to stop myself replying “where did you bring it to?”

    And then there are those who pronounce ‘either’ and ‘neither’ as “eether” and “neether” – that one really grates!

    • CdnVic January 3, 2013
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      Suggest checking dictionary for pronunciation of “either” and “neither.”

    • Paul January 11, 2013
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      Actually, General Melchett, either is right and neither is wrong.

  • Marc Godhusen January 3, 2013
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    There are some of these phrases I still do wrong. :P Thank you very much for sharing, this is awesome!

  • Krishna Singh January 3, 2013
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    very well explained and in an interactive way.. cool!!

  • Peter Lydon January 3, 2013
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    ‘Pacific’ = meaning the ocean west of the USA; ‘specific’ meaning the particular thing. And one recent favourite ‘axe’= a tool for chopping wood; ‘ask’ = to make a request.

    • Paul January 11, 2013
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      In other words, the Pacific Ocean is a specific ocean.

      • Peter Lydon January 11, 2013
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        versus someone saying “…what I meant was I was only talking about that pacific thing to other day….” when they weren’t talking about the ocean.

  • b January 8, 2013
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    is this a bad time to point out that the filename given to the image is gramargoofs.jpg

    i note you have spelled/spelt it correctly in the image itself though!

  • Eric Brewer January 10, 2013
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    I know at least one person that has done each one of these. Some of them have done them all…

    • Vineet January 18, 2013
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      How about Postpone and Prepone
      there is no such word as Prepone!!!