Now Henry, I don’t care how you do it — I want you to take this PC apart and upgrade the processor using only this paper clip and toothbrush.
What would Sauron do for a living if he was cast out of Mordor? Custom jewellery.
Sometimes life can be miserable, and during those times, it’s best to just simplify, simplify, simplify.
What if Apple made a tablet computer with the processing power of a MacBook Pro, and looked like the iPad Air? They’d call it the iPad Pro.