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We love the Internet. MakeUseOf readers would give up alcohol, caffeine and various limbs before giving up on this network. That’s the value of the Internet Internet Valued More Than Alcohol, Caffeine, Random Body Parts [We Ask You Results] Internet Valued More Than Alcohol, Caffeine, Random Body Parts [We Ask You Results] The Internet ranks pretty highly on a make-believe list of life's essentials. But how highly? We sought to find out in last week's We Ask You column, and the results were illuminating. Read More . But what is it, exactly?

Let’s ask Google, together.

Google’s Suggest isn’t just a useful feature: it’s insight into the minds of millions. Start typing something into the search bar and Google will guess what you might be asking, based on what others have asked. This view into the collective can be disturbing, but I’m convinced the meaning of life is hidden somewhere in it.

Tina showed you interesting Google Suggest results and what they reveal 12 Interesting Google Suggest Results & What They Reveal 12 Interesting Google Suggest Results & What They Reveal Google Search is the modern world's confessional. Whatever it is that we need help with, we just type it into the patient white search box and hope for relevant results. Google even helps us complete... Read More . Today I’m going to use Google Suggest to find what exactly the Internet is. Here’s what I found:

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The findings are in – it’s time for analysis. The Internet is…

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…A Series Of Tubes

The top result shouldn’t surprise anyone – “a series of tubes” is arguably one of the first memes to break into mainstream culture. But where did it come from?

The year was 2006, and the Senate was debating net neutrality. The late Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska), the man in charge of regulating the Internet, decided it would be helpful to explain just what the Internet is.

Turns out it’s not a big truck.

Millions watched this speech, ironically using up a great deal of valuable tube space in the process. Still more spent their time making remixes, using up even more tubes.

Stevens was a respected statesman, beloved in Alaska, but this speech will always remind tech-savvy people just how ignorant government can be of the systems it tries to regulate. Since then the Internet’s rallied to defend itself from politicians who don’t understand it much really, something that will hopefully keep up in the future.

…Made Of Cats

Long, Nyan, ceiling or otherwise, The Internet loves cats. So much so, in fact, that people regularly use Google to find this song, which “explains” the feline origin of the Web.

This song conveys important scientific information, to be sure. But have you ever wondered why the Internet is so obsessed with cats? Mike Rugnetta, host of PBS Idea Channel on YouTube, certainly has. His conclusion: the Internet is cats.

Whoa. If that inspired you, check out Dave’s list of cat websites 8 Purrfect Cat Websites For Feline Lovers 8 Purrfect Cat Websites For Feline Lovers Cats are everywhere online… as photos shared by friends on social networking sites, as cute pics on Reddit, on any of the cat-centric Tumblr sites, and even here on MakeUseOf. Oh, and then there’s Nyan... Read More . You’re welcome.

…A Playground

This result is actually about David Thorne‘s book “The Internet is a Playground”. Thorne paid for a phony chiropractic service with a drawing of a spider. When he later tried to sell this drawing on eBay it reached $10,000, but the top bidder didn’t pay. Thorne didn’t mind: “”The internet is a playground,” he said, “And I would not have it any other way.”

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Background aside, The Internet really can be seen as a playground. It’s perfectly possible for everyone to hang out with whoever they want, yet people tend to stick to their cliques. Some people spend their time playing games, while others prefer to just hang out. And sure, cyberbullying 5 Websites That Help Parents & Children Deal With Bullying Or Cyberbullying 5 Websites That Help Parents & Children Deal With Bullying Or Cyberbullying For years bullying had been thought of as a necessary rite of passage to adulthood. If bullying is a devil’s trait, then we as concerned citizens and parents can play protectors. Educating ourselves about how... Read More is a problem, but for the most part everyone here just wants to have a good time before they need to get back to work.

Anyway, while we’re on the subject of David Thorne, you should really read one of the funniest things on the Internet. You’ll like it.

…For Porn

The 2003 Broadway show Avenue Q is many things: a Sesame Street parody, a look at what it means to grow up, and a musical. It’s perhaps most famous online, however, for a song about porn. Trekkie Monster, the show’s not-so-subtle nod to Cookie Monster, very clearly prefers explicit images to baked goods.

Porn makes up a staggering percentage of Internet traffic, something that’s rarely talked about. Porn addiction Pornography Addiction: The Hidden Struggle & How to Break Free [Feature] Pornography Addiction: The Hidden Struggle & How to Break Free [Feature] Anon22 discovered Internet porn when he was just 12 years old. For around 10 years, Anon22 has enjoyed pornography using his computer once or twice a day, a compulsion that he claims ruined his social... Read More is a hidden struggle for many. This song uses humor to get at this without it becoming weird, so it’s no wonder people are constantly Googling it to this day.

Conclusion

There you have it: the sum total of what the Internet is, as described by the collective consciousness of millions. You cannot refute the logic of the masses, so don’t even try. If you’re feeling futile, however, let us know what you think the Internet is in the comments below. I can’t wait to hear them.

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