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Proverbs and sayings are absolutely everywhere. We all use them on occasion, even when we try to avoid doing so as it suggests unoriginality. They even make it into advertising 10 Of The Best Viral Video Ad Campaigns 10 Of The Best Viral Video Ad Campaigns Read More when a brand decides an old proverb sums up everything about its product.

Proverbs that stick around do so for a reason. Their meanings are timeless, their messages are profound. This even extends to the Internet and the digital age in which we all now live. The proverbs have stayed the same, but their meanings are presented in a whole new context.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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Old Meaning: People who know a little something about a subject fool themselves into thinking they’re experts on that subject.

New Context: People who read one biased article online about a subject then pass this biased viewpoint onto others as if it’s the truth. Usually on social networks.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Old Meaning: One compelling image can tell a story better than pages of text.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Old Meaning: Eating an apple, or indeed any piece of fruit, will keep you healthy.

New Context: Reading at least one rumor about their favorite company every day will stop Apple fanboys 8 Essential Twitter Accounts For Apple Fanboys 8 Essential Twitter Accounts For Apple Fanboys I’m not an Apple fanboy myself but I do know a few. They don’t deserve the treatment they receive, and have done throughout history. They’re still human, and still people who need love and attention... Read More from losing their minds.

Bad news travels fast.

Old Meaning: Information about bad things that have happened will spread a lot quicker and further than information about good things that have happened.

New Context: People will share bad news online a lot more readily than they will share good news. Even if the bad news isn’t actually true.

Beauty is only skin deep.

Old Meaning: Physical attractiveness is only superficial. The person possessing it may not be so beautiful inside.

New Context: Thanks to Photoshop, beauty can be artificially created. Meaning it isn’t even necessarily skin deep any more.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Old Meaning: Humor is best delivered in concise sentences.

New Context: With its 140-character limit, Twitter is the best joke book in the world.

Children should be seen and not heard.

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Old Meaning: Children should know when to be quiet and well-behaved.

New Context: Children playing video games online Learn The Lingo: Common Gaming Terms You Should Know Learn The Lingo: Common Gaming Terms You Should Know All hobbies have their own terminology; sets of words and phrases that are only known to those actively involved. Gaming is no exception. What follows are 20 of the most common terms associated with gaming,... Read More have the biggest potty mouths you will ever hear. A problem easily fixed with the Mute button.

Dog is man’s best friend.

Old Meaning: Dogs are loyal companions who once hunted alongside our ancestors.

New Context: Cats easily beat dogs 8 Purrfect Cat Websites For Feline Lovers 8 Purrfect Cat Websites For Feline Lovers Cats are everywhere online… as photos shared by friends on social networking sites, as cute pics on Reddit, on any of the cat-centric Tumblr sites, and even here on MakeUseOf. Oh, and then there’s Nyan... Read More in the online popularity stakes. Therefore, cat is man’s new best friend.

Don’t let the bastards grind you down.

Old Meaning: Whatever punishments your enemy dishes out, carry on smiling.

New Context: Internet trolls The MakeUseOf Toolkit Against Online Trolls [Part 1] The MakeUseOf Toolkit Against Online Trolls [Part 1] How many Internet arguments have you witnessed? Or better yet, how many Internet arguments have you participated in? I visit a number of forums and communities on a daily basis, and I see arguments all... Read More cannot be avoided, but they can be ignored.

Give credit where credit is due.

Old Meaning: If someone deserves praise then let them receive it.

New Context: Stop stealing videos from other YouTube users, and only use copyrighted images when you have permission to do so.

History repeats itself.

Old Meaning: Historical events will often happen again.

New Context: Your Internet history How To Manually & Automatically Clear Your Browser History How To Manually & Automatically Clear Your Browser History As you browse the Internet, tracks of websites you visit are left on your computer, including cookies, cached websites, a history of visited sites and searches, site preferences, and more. These data reveal your browsing... Read More suggests you visit the same websites over and over again. You dirty boy.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Old Meaning: If you want to attract the best workforce then offer suitable compensation. Low wages equals incompetent employees.

New Context: The difference between the quality of writing on websites that pay well versus the the quality of writing on websites who prefer unpaid volunteers.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Old Meaning: Staying happy and upbeat can be good for your health and wellbeing.

New Context: The best websites are often those infused with a healthy dose of humor.

Moderation in all things.

Old Meaning: Too much or too little of something can be harmful. So have a little of everything in moderation.

New Context: Internet forums How We Talk Online: A History of Online Forums, From Cavemen Days To The Present How We Talk Online: A History of Online Forums, From Cavemen Days To The Present Let’s take a step back and think about the wonders of modern technology for one second. The web has made it possible to participate in near-instant communication on a global scale. Join me as I... Read More and comments sections are much better when governed by a sensible moderator.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Old Meaning: Don’t prejudge someone or something purely on outward appearances.

New Context: Don’t believe everyone online is who they say they are. It’s far too easy to maintain a bogus persona on the Internet.

Never speak ill of the dead.

Old Meaning: Avoid saying anything bad about someone who has passed away. Doing so risks offending those near and dear to them.

New Context: Whenever a famous person dies there will always be people on Facebook and Twitter saying something bad about them.

The best things in life are free.

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Old Meaning: The things you should value most in life are those which are given for free, such as love, friendship, and good health.

New Context: Free apps are better than paid apps. Websites paid for by advertising are better than those residing behind paywalls Paywall Trend On The Internet [INFOGRAPHIC] Paywall Trend On The Internet [INFOGRAPHIC] Being a former newspaper journalist, I can sympathise to a very large extent with the plight of print media. With the relentless onslaught of the Internet, and peoples expectations that "information should be free", print... Read More . Free alternatives are better than expensive commercial software.

There’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Old Meaning: All publicity, good or bad, helps you build fame and fortune in some way.

New Context: People embarrassed by their bad behavior online often turn the public shaming to their advantage. Conversely, there’s the Streisand Effect.

Ending With The Proverbial

Many of these proverbs are centuries old, and yet they still make perfect sense when a new context brings them kicking and screaming into the digital age. Which acts as a strong reminder of how insightful they were to begin with. And continue to be to this day.

Are there any more old proverbs, English or otherwise, you feel successfully sum up a notion familiar to the Internet generation? Please let us know in the comments section below, along with any feedback on my attempt to bring these old English proverbs up to date.

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  1. Saikat B
    June 24, 2014 at 7:27 am

    The Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs really needs to update some :)

    How about -- Money CAN buy everything.

  2. Trevor
    June 23, 2014 at 4:45 pm

    Re: Peanuts and Monkeys... The difference between the quality of writing on websites that pay well versus the the quality of writing on websites who prefer unpaid volunteers is often hardly discernable. Writers no longer concern themselves with style and even grammar while churning out mounds of information. Speed is the signle factor. Why bother if we are inventing more and more acronyms: OMG, IMHO, WTF...
    Once, writing letters was an art...

  3. Sunsetsword
    June 22, 2014 at 5:18 pm

    These are funny, and some very accurate, but it's poignant that so many old phrases hold true today in their original context or even born anew....human culture may change, but humanity doesn't.

    • Dave P
      June 22, 2014 at 5:36 pm

      I realized that while writing the article. It isn't that the meanings have changed, but that they can now be seen as truthful through a new context. This suggests these phrases will outlive us all in one form or another.

  4. Dave P
    June 22, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    Or in the logic of a fun article not meant to be taken entirely serious.

  5. dragonmouth
    June 22, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    "Cats easily beat dogs in the online popularity stakes. Therefore, cat is man’s new best friend."
    Where did you learn logic, in an online course? You should get your money back.

    The statement is only true in the logic of Facebook.

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