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james bond gamesIf you’re of a certain age you’ll be aware of text adventures. These simple games were both fun and frustrating in equal measure, requiring the player to use stock commands to guide the character through the situations encountered, and telling a story in the process. The fun was derived from these games being a kind of interactive fiction 5 Great Interactive Fiction Games You Can Play Online Right Now 5 Great Interactive Fiction Games You Can Play Online Right Now Read More , while the frustration emerged when simple commands were misunderstood or ignored.

Text adventures went the way of the dinosaur when video games started supporting graphics beyond blocky depictions of flat landscapes. But for certain scenarios they still stand up to scrutiny. When you’re testing to work for MI6, for instance, being a support agent to a spy on missions similar to those a certain James Bond 3 James Bond Gadgets You Can Make From an Old Smartphone 3 James Bond Gadgets You Can Make From an Old Smartphone The smartphone is the most sophisticated gadget we carry with us everyday. And while we don’t have our own Q Branch working for us in a secret lab, thanks to a few intrepid DIY-ers and... Read More often finds himself getting involved in.

Are You Ready To Serve?

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As you may or may not be aware, a new Bond film is playing in theaters at the time of writing. Titled Skyfall, it sees Daniel Craig return as Bond once more. Whenever a new Bond film is released, the promotional push for it is huge. Sony, which is distributing the movie in many territories, has taken the bull by the horns with this one and commissioned a text adventure game loosely based on the character of James Bond.

The James Bond text adventure game takes the form of the British Intelligence Officer Exam. As the name suggests it is framed as an intelligence test to determine whether the player is fit to work for MI6 – officially known as the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) – which is the British government department dealing with foreign intelligence. Spooks, in other words.

When you visit the numerical domain of the game you’re asked, “Are You Fit To Serve?” and clicking on “Please Proceed” begins the game. You’re then informed that, “The following exam has been designed to test for the five most important skills required for acceptance into MI6.” “Simply getting through each simulation does not mean you have passed that section. In order to succeed, you will have to attain the best possible outcome. Be alert to everything that happens. Being an MI6 Agent means being able to see opportunities that others do not.”

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And so it begins…

Basics

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At the start of the game you are told to either type questions or instructions in order for your agent to understand you. Typing Help brings up options to view a Map of the current location, a list of everything in the Inventory, the Sitrep (situation report), and Objectives (the overriding aim of the current mission).

The missions include evading capture by enemy combatants, diffusing a bomb, and decoding messages. Each mission has a number of different outcomes, and it’s your job to find the best solution for each mission in turn. The important thing to remember is that you have limited time to complete each mission, and then a limited number of tries to find the best solution to each problem.

Tips

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  • Use simple language with clear, positive directions. The game will primarily pick up on keywords, so in order to save time you can drop most of the extraneous connecting words.
  • The agent always happens to be carrying Sony products, and these are invariably meant to be used in the missions. Check the inventory and use what’s at hand accordingly.
  • Listen to the agent’s responses to your instructions or questions as they often signpost the correct way to proceed.
  • Don’t be harassed by the red time warnings or pleas from your agent to hurry up. Just follow the strategy you think is best and see what happens.

Conclusions

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The British Intelligence Officer Exam was commission by Sony and developed by Hide & Seek. The latter has done a great job at creating a believable title that works as a game in its own right but also helps promote Skyfall. I have to say Sony went a little over the top with the references to its products, with Xperia phones and tablets, as well as Vaio laptops, playing a central role in each mission. Even Bravia televisions make a cameo.

Then there is the need to divulge an email address in order to proceed beyond the first mission. If you’re not comfortable doing this so then don’t. And even if you do then you may want to just use a secondary email address that’s valid and accessible but which you don’t mind having spammed. These two blips aside the James Bond text adventure is more than worthy of your time and effort.

If you have played the James Bond game, how did you do? Please let us know your thoughts on James Bond, text adventures, and this title in particular in the comments section below.

  1. Enzocat
    February 10, 2013 at 2:59 am

    When I click on the link it says 404 not found then it says this test never existed,
    any idea what I should do?

    • Dave Parrack
      February 11, 2013 at 10:10 pm

      I get the same result. It looks as though the game has been deleted. It was created in order to promote the latest Bond film Skyfall, so it's not that surprising.

  2. Shehan Nirmal
    December 10, 2012 at 8:03 am

    Sounds cooooooooooooooooool... :D

  3. Keith Hardin
    November 23, 2012 at 7:33 am

    going to have to give this one a try!

  4. Ben Gentry
    November 9, 2012 at 9:30 am

    my brain hurts from all the thinking

  5. Joshua
    November 8, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    I'm stuck on the part where they show the picture on the phone (the part in the last image) can someone help me

  6. Joshua
    November 8, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    I'm stuck on the part where they show the picture on the phone (the part in the last image) can someone help me

  7. druv vb
    November 8, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Wow. This reminds me when I was having fun writing meaningless phrases in ELIZA.
    But this is really worth playing. Its a bit time consuming though. But this text adventure game really make use of your brain!

  8. Jon Smith
    November 8, 2012 at 5:46 am

    I am Smith, John Smith- 008

    • Dave Parrack
      November 9, 2012 at 2:56 am

      Jon Smith would be a great secret agent name.

  9. Nikhil Chandak
    November 7, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    It seems to be very interesting one ...

  10. Terafall
    November 7, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Umm...
    Which one is the link to the game?

  11. Lisa Santika Onggrid
    November 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Interesting. Unbearably slow to load in my browser, though. I'll check it again later.
    Tell me how is it if you've played it.

    • Dave Parrack
      November 7, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      What browser are you using?

      • Lisa Santika Onggrid
        November 8, 2012 at 12:59 pm

        Firefox 16. Nevermind. It's working normally now. I guess the storm last night trashed my connection.

        • Dave Parrack
          November 9, 2012 at 2:55 am

          Ugh, that sucks. The lost connection, not Firefox :)

  12. Anonymous
    November 7, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Haha fun! Great game.

  13. Norbert Gruszfeld
    November 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    MI6 here I come!

  14. Wadhah
    November 7, 2012 at 8:50 am

    Okay, I might be blind, but where is the link to the game ?

    • ha14
      November 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

      correct perhaps it is seek and hide :)

      • Dave Parrack
        November 7, 2012 at 3:40 pm

        If you can't find the link then the game may be beyond you ;)

    • Koshy George
      November 7, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    • Dave Parrack
      November 7, 2012 at 3:39 pm

      The game is located at http://50.112.251.215/

      It's right there in the article: "When you visit the numerical domain of the game you’re asked," which 'numerical domain' being the link.

  15. Timothy Liem
    November 7, 2012 at 2:32 am

    looks interesting. I'll try it.

  16. Brian Mok
    November 7, 2012 at 12:57 am

    Looks fun. :)

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