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Napflix is a new Netflix competitor Netflix vs. Hulu vs. Amazon Prime: Which Should You Choose? Netflix vs. Hulu vs. Amazon Prime: Which Should You Choose? It has been years since we've compared heavy-hitting streaming services, Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. And with changes in pricing, content, quality, and interface, we thought it was time to revisit the topic. Read More with an unusual twist. It bills itself as the “Siesta Video Platform”. It’s basically a Netflix clone based on Slow TV. Napflix offers the “most silent and sleepy content” to relax your brain so you can fall asleep. Rather than sharp 30-minute comedies or bingeworthy 1980s throwbacks Finished Stranger Things? 8 TV Shows to Watch Next on Netflix Finished Stranger Things? 8 TV Shows to Watch Next on Netflix What’s a Stranger Things fan to do when they have watched every episode and another season isn’t due out anytime soon? Below are 8 TV shows you should watch next on Netflix. Read More , you’ve got long, boring documentaries, the sport of curling, and some pretty strange options.

Napflix is just another part of the world’s move to streaming services The End of Ownership: Netflix, Spotify, and The Streaming Generation The End of Ownership: Netflix, Spotify, and The Streaming Generation Read More . Previously, when you wanted to watch boring television, you had to be at home during the daytime. Your choice was limited to dodgy soap operas about doctors and reality TV involving judges who somehow haven’t been disbarred yet. Now, it’s available through a sleek Netflix-like interface. Which ensures that anyone who has used any other streaming service will instantly feel at home.

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I decided to give Napflix a proper look. Given Napflix’s aims, it’s got to be held to a different standard than other streaming services. I’m looking to be bored into falling asleep, not kept awake binge-watching until the early hours The Pros and Cons of Binge-Watching Television The Pros and Cons of Binge-Watching Television Binge-watching is a recent phenomenon that pretty much everybody has done thanks to Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. But for all of its various pros, it does also have some cons. Read More . So let’s see what’s available.

Napflix Content

Napflix’s content is split into eight categories: Sports, Documental (I think they mean documentaries), Music, Education, Videogames, Daily, Relax, and Religion. There’s also a “New Content” tab where all of the latest videos are highlighted.

There isn’t that much content on Napflix yet, maybe a hundred or so videos. I could have counted them all but I was trying to bore myself to sleep with the actual videos themselves, not the interface. If you can’t find anything uninteresting to watch, feel free to count how many videos there are and let me know in the comments. If you’re awake long enough to do so.

Sports

The first section I checked out was Sports and, I have to say, I was very disappointed. While the 1992 Tour de France probably has a niche audience, there were also some cracking sports available. Formula 1, Cricket, Baseball, Chess, NASCAR, ski jumping, and more were on offer.

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Unless you detest all sports, this isn’t boring content. Instead, it’s the kind of thing you watch on a lazy Sunday. If you’re at all a fan of sports, and want to be bored by Napflix, you should probably just avoid the sports section.

Documental

The Documental section faces similar problems: it’s hard to make a truly boring documentary. Sure, the Wonderful World of Tupperware sounds bad on the surface, but when you dig into it, Tupperware is an incredible innovation. The documentary itself is like an early version of How It’s Made.

With documentaries on quantum theory, pandas, koalas, and owls, Napflix’s documentary section is almost the equal of Netflix’s. Which, unless we’re very much mistaken, wasn’t the intention!

Music

The Music section is a little stronger but only because I’m not a fan of ballet or opera. If you are a fan of these genres, it’s the same deal as above. You’ve got Swan Lake from the Kirov Ballet company and Aida performed by the San Francisco Opera company. Sure, it’s not a deep lineup, and they may become boring with repeat viewing, but it’s not as good as it could be.

Even the video of Spanish folk dancing crosses the line from being boring to being so bad it’s good. Or at least mildly amusing.

Learning

The Learning section is a complete write off. I was mildly interested in all eight videos on offer. Who doesn’t want to learn about Karl Marx, human behavioural biology, or the future of artificial intelligence?

Videogames

Videogames is where we start to get the really boring content. I checked out an hour-long animation of a Minecraft pig walking, and it was as dreadful as I’d hoped it would be. Although, spoiler alert, at 45:56 the pig stops walking and an animated duck walks by. Which adds the merest frisson of excitement to proceedings.

There’s some other similarly boring content here that even hardcore video game fans won’t be able to enjoy. If you’re suffering from insomnia, check out the Flight Simulator video.

Daily

I have no idea what the Daily section is meant to contain. It’s a really weird mix which includes everything from someone’s first driving lesson, the 2014 World Dog Show in Helsinki, a 55-second clip of rotisserie chickens (probably not long enough for true boredom), and a 10-hour countdown timer with five beeps at the end (that’s more like it!).

Have a look. You might find the perfect sleep inducer for you.

Relax

Relax is where we start to find the gold standard Slow TV Netflix and Really Chill: A Quick Guide to Slow TV Netflix and Really Chill: A Quick Guide to Slow TV Slow TV is a strange phenomenon you may not understand, with people watching hours of footage of really boring activities. It's strange, but is it worthwhile? Let's find out... Read More . You’ve got all the classics like an hourglass, a roaring log fire, an aquarium, a candle, and the sound of rain hitting a window.

My one complaint was that the hourglass video checked in at less than 59 minutes long. This is unacceptable.

Religion

For me personally, the Religion section has the best content: an 80-minute-long traditional Latin mass. Regular Mass is sleep inducing at the best of times — I had a Catholic upbringing so am allowed to judge — but the Latin version could prove to be stronger than Valium.

If you really want to drift off to boring content, this is where you need to go.

The Future of Napflix

Napflix is new on the scene and only really getting started. The content library isn’t very deep, and is, at times, way too interesting. However, with some dedication to acquiring a higher quantity and quality of boring videos, Napflix has plenty of room to grow.

Like Netflix, Napflix is also shifting into original content. Subway shows a train ride from Canal St. to Coney Island in New York, which is just as boring as it sounds.

The only issue for Napflix is that Netflix is in danger of getting a lot more boring too. Netflix’s catalog has halved Netflix Removes 50% of its Catalog to Fund Original Content Netflix Removes 50% of its Catalog to Fund Original Content Have you noticed the Netflix catalog getting smaller in recent years? We now know the number of titles available on Netflix has been halved since 2012 to fund original content. Read More from 11,000 titles in 2012 to 5,300 titles in 2016. Lets hope it can keep churning out the awesome Netflix originals 13 New Netflix Originals You'll Be Watching in 2016 13 New Netflix Originals You'll Be Watching in 2016 Netflix has released a lot of original content -- including House of Cards, Orange Is the New Black, Narcos, and Master of None -- but 2016 is slated to be Netflix's most exciting year yet. Read More , if only for the sake of Napflix.

What do you think of Napflix? Or of slow TV in general? Do you think it’s all a waste of time? Or could it have a legitimate meditative benefit? Please let us know in the comments below!

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  1. Logan
    November 8, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    They could pipe in some 10-year old C-SPAN... or 30 year old episodes of McLaughlin Group.

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