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Call me odd (plenty of people have), but sometimes you just can’t beat a genuinely awful movie. Sure, there’s a reason bad cinema gets blasted by critics and fans alike, but occasionally a film is so bad that it’s almost good.

‘Almost’ being the operative word – there’s often an awful lot of enjoyment to be had from a badly produced feature length film. Above all you’ll probably feel a sense of incredulity that the film ever made it to the DVD bargain bins, let alone cinemas.

Without further ado, let’s unleash some of the worst films ever made. You are tearing me apart, cinema!

Troll 2

Cashing in on the microscopic success of the original Troll movie, Troll 2 is a film that does not actually feature any trolls. Instead we’re treated to goblins (yes, there is a difference – jeez), a cast made of wood and lots of odd looking green food coloring.

The film was written and directed by Claudio Fragasso, an Italian who at the time spoke very little English. This led to a script full of broken sentences and awkward deliveries as the (American English-speaking) cast were told to deliver each nugget of dialogue verbatim, without any correction. Of course, Fragasso insists the film is a masterpiece.


My other favourite “fun fact” about this movie is that the entire cast turned up hoping to be extras, only to find out they’d been given lead roles. You simply couldn’t make this all up. Please watch this movie.

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000

How do careers survive outings like this? Battlefield Earth is probably the best comedy sci-fi film of the last 15 years (not including any films that were intentionally funny) but was critically floored by movie-goers and reviewers alike.

John Travolta really brings this one to life (he doesn’t) as poorly worded dialogue and maniacal laughter is fired across the green screen for nearly 2 hours. The film is thought to have cost $44 million to make, much of that budget probably disappearing on Battlefield Earth’s CGI which makes up large portions of the film.

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And thus – Gigli happened. A black comedy with some very poor-taste jokes and a confusing and entirely unnecessary romantic sub-plot. Picture J-Lo, provocatively placed on a bed sweetly whispering to Ben that “it’s turkey time” only for him to muster his best acting face and reply with a “huh?” that might as well be “derp!”.

Gigli was already a poor production that suffered further at the hands of the producers who tried to incorporate elements of a real-life romance to make a quick buck, which is pretty horrible if you think about it.

The Room

I could write an essay about The Room, but for the sake of those who haven’t seen it I will try and contain my emotions. Written, directed and entirely centered around the film’s benefactor Tommy Wiseau, The Room is an absolute tour de force of bad acting, dialogue and screenplay.

A scene simply described as “the roof scene” can be viewed in the video below in which Tommy delivers one of the finest outbursts of his career. This is not an isolated incident – if you do indeed decide to sit down and enjoy this modern masterpiece, you will encounter multiple scenes that make just as much sense.

Some trivia, for the discerning fan:

  • The film was shot simultaneously on both 35mm film and in HD on modern equipment that Wiseau bought for the film (instead of renting, like most productions of this ilk).
  • The film now enjoys a cult status, with regular midnight viewings and appearances from Wiseau himself.
  • The production was initially written as a play, then a novel before the film was made. At first the film was intended to be serious, but since its reception and new-found cult status, is now marketed as a comedy.

Birdemic: Shock And Terror

Save the best till last, right? No. That’s not it. At all. Birdemic: Shock And Terror is another of those “has to be seen to be believed” outings. If you’re simply looking for bad dialogue and wooden acting then go and watch The Room. Birdemic has far more to offer – exploding birds and the worst CGI I’ve ever seen.

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The film’s writer and director James Nguyen submitted his creation to the Sundance film festival in 2009, which unsurprisingly rejected it. He then drove around the festival in a van covered in stuffed birds, blood and posters in order to find a distributor. The funniest part? He spelt both the URL and tagline wrong as “BIDEMIC.COM” and “WHY DID THE EAGLES AND VULTURES ATTACKED?” respectively.

Nguyen is currently making the sequel, Birdemic II: The Resurrection. In 3D! I’d be lying to you if I said I’m not looking forward to it.


This list provides proof that bad movies can provide just as much entertainment as good ones. In fact, I’d rather watch a terrible movie of this caliber than a middle-of-the-road 5/10 flick that doesn’t sink or swim. This is just a tiny percentage of films from the “so bad it’s good” category, so if you have any of your own favorites please add them below.

Have you seen the films on this list? Do you enjoy terrible movies? Moan, rave and discuss in the comments!

  1. Team Deadward
    October 21, 2011 at 3:25 am

    Twilight. Compared to this bloody awful teenybopper sleazefest, Plan 9 from Outer Space seems Oscar worthy, and 9 1/2 Weeks practically a Disney cartoon.

    I mean, this one really sucks. XD

  2. Dellas
    October 15, 2011 at 3:20 am

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  3. John Henry Zipps
    October 12, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    I strongly recommend watching The Room, Birdemic, Troll 2, and Battlefield Earth with our friend Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame. They're still working (better than ever, imo) only now they make downloadable audio files that you play along w/ your DVD/movie file. (Mike Nelson did this one w/ Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)

    Support funny. Buy a Rifftrax. (No, I'm not on commission, I just love the work these guys do.)

    • Tim Brookes
      October 13, 2011 at 9:20 am

      I've seen many Rifftrax, in fact I watched both The Room and Battlefield Earth with Mike and co's commentary.

      For old school MST3K fans "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" and "Plan 9 From Outer Space" are both incredibly funny. 

      Cheers for the links!

  4. Guest
    October 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Morgan Stewart's Coming Home.  Only movie I've EVER walked out of.  Not "so bad it's good."  Actually just "so bad it's like appendicitis."

    • Tim Brookes
      October 13, 2011 at 9:27 am

      I've still not walked out of a film but I came very close during A.I., which was a good 90 minutes longer than it ever needed to be. People were leaving left, right and centre but somehow I stayed...

  5. Tim Brookes
    October 11, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    Thanks for the suggestions so far guys, I will have to suss out the very worst. I'm sure there will be another article or two along these lines! ;)

  6. Testy
    October 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Near Dark 

  7. GreggBrady
    October 11, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Johnny Suede

  8. Shinythings
    October 11, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    The BeastMaster

  9. Testy
    October 11, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Yor: Hunter From the Future

  10. Prajwal Koirala
    October 11, 2011 at 2:40 am

    there is a bollywood movie named "gunda" which is really worth it even if it is in a different language.

  11. couponsurfers
    October 11, 2011 at 1:31 am

    Ultraviolet.. I only stayed because my friend and I dared each other.. and honestly, it just gets so unbelievably painful at the end. Suffice it to say, I bought him the dvd which remains unopened to this day.

  12. rjrodriguez
    October 11, 2011 at 1:06 am

    Attack of the 50 ft. Woman. ---nuff said.

  13. jvandewoude
    October 11, 2011 at 1:01 am

    "Superstar" with Molly Shannon and Will Ferrell and "The Pest" with John Leguizamo are the only 2 movies I have walked out on and contemplated requesting a refund.  

  14. Infmom
    October 10, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    "The Awakening" with Charlton Heston and Stephanie Zimbalist is one of those wretchedly bad movies that is well worth the time and trouble to seek out and watch.

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