Caption Contest: Shots Fired

Are 3D games starting to feel too real? Caption this image! Share your funniest captions in the comment section below and they might just win you a free MakeUseOf t-shirt! The winner will be selected and announced the following day.

And the winning caption is, “Wild Wired West” by Juvel T. Modayno.

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gh0st

How about YOU go find out how long the respawn timer is!

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Souvik Chandra

person 1: Don’t tell the manager about the bullet marks on the wall.
person 2: What about the ones ion his door.

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eidolon1138

For the last time Jenkins, no personal software on work computers!

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Juan D

“you had to upgrade to LIFELIKE graphics, had you”

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ricog

Option 1:
When did HR upgrade their videocards?! I never saw a request come across my desk!

Option 2:
Pam in Accounting got the Silencer upgrade, we’re screwed! I think she’s teamed up with Tom in IT.

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Howard B

Wow, this game is WAY too realistic!

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joshua falken

Great idea on your monitor/3d printer hybrid!

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Scott B

You will never get out alive!

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John Jones

I told you we didn’t need a 3D monitor, but Noooo… You just had to have one.

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Shane Froaggio

On July 28th, 2009…Bob’s Skynet brand monitor achieved self-awareness…

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Stefano R

Caption contest, entry n° 1

Title: Indiscriminate shelling
Person 1: “It seems like Syria 2013″

Well it is not so funny but unfortunately it is real
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Alternative entry:

Person 1: Augmented reality, wow. Technology is advancing too quickly. We are lucky they haven’t invented yet 3d weapons printing, have they?
Person 2: Ehm yes they did few months ago.
Person 1: OMFG, we’re screwed. O_o

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Ernie DeVries

They forgot the virtual part of virtual reality!

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ClaudeM

It would be easy to just to return fire to end this so that we can get back to work on our deadline. The problem is that: do I really what to shoot up my very expensive 3-D computer monitor?

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Tate S

Take coveeeer!!

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Cillian D

These new anti piracy measures are bit much

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marcio cardoso

The next time we are playing Fruit Ninja.

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Mubtasim

OK. 3d monitor with artificial stupidity patch was not the best idea.

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nfi

we gotta open a ticket about this new raytracing plugin

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NFI Inc.

We have to open a ticket about thin new raytracing plugin we’ve got

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Andrew Breckenridge

“No place on the internet is safe since the Affleck/Batman announcement was made.”

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Daniel Platt

Built in webcam and now 3D printer. What won’t hackers take advantage of?

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Tschec

Mondays.

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Michael

These new 3D games are getting a little too real

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Julian Snowden

Hey Edward, I guess the NSA finally found a way to trace you!

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Nina

I don’t care what you say about it being 3D — I’m telling you it’s really Big Brother this time — and he’s serious!

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Sean P

“Get the new videogame technology, you said! It’ll be the most realistic gaming you’ll ever experience, you said!”

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Bill P

When you said it was a “First Person Shooter,” you failed to mention that I was going to be the FIRST PERSON SHOT!

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Krasen

I guess we are screwed.

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Jerry L

Just because the 64-bit version of Windows 8 Pro supports up to 512 GB of RAM doesn’t mean you HAVE to use that much!

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Tiago R

i think management is taking your fired a little to serious!!!!!

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Bill M

I’ll call you‘Butch’ if you’ll call me ‘Sundance’.

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Juvel T. Modayno

Wild Wired West

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ConduciveMammal

Despite the Dark Knight Rises fiasco, people were curious to try the 3D version at home. It was largely unpopular.

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Michael M

You just had to touch the screen inappropriately.

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AustynSN

Maybe we should’ve gotten the DLC body armor after all.

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Michael M

You just had to touch the screen inappropriately!

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Lilras

I told you we should have beefed up our Internet security!

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Umit Y

Well now I guess I should’ve listened when you said we first watch the porn movie

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david

I’ll distract it, you go for the power cord

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Shawn

Some Programs are so hard to delete these days!

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Shawn

Spidergun = Shoots Webs

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Shawn

I guess its NOT a 6-shooter

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Shawn

Linux is tougher than I thought

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Mark S

It must be a strong Virus, It’s trying to take over the company now!!!

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Juan

“National Security Agency is really trespassing!!! We have to protect ourselves!!!!”

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Christopher Wetmore

“I think I over-tweaked the video card!”

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Tommy Håland

Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid playing PayDay

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Chris S

They did say that the new technology would bring the realism right in the room with you.

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Bob

Shoot low Colonel….. He’s riding a Shetland pony.

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Anne Nash

I don’t think we should carry on with the real life experience TV quest it is too risky especially with the six o’clock news on the list

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Chris jenkins

You just had to turn on 3D graphics, didn’t you?

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John W

1) The safety protocols appear to be malfunctioning.

2) “Computer, end program!”

(I’ve been watching too much Star Trek:TNG lately…)

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Ashar Ali

Well , here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. I told you there isn’t any such thing as Glasses-Free 3D!

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Joseph

Expert: Im going in take point an cover my A**………
Noob: Hey bro i don’t have any plastic on me to cover your A** with…..

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Vivek Trivedi

“We Should go for Remote Shut Down”

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Pooky J

“The future of First-Person Shooter”

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Srikant M

Guy in white shirt: The day I decide to “Break Bad” in office, look what happens!
Guy in blue shirt: Do something quick, or we’ll be sent to Belize!

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Mike

“Get down!”
“I told you we shouldn’t trust a game released by the NSA…”

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Nicholas V-M

3-Dumb

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Mahesh Shrestha

C`mon 002 stop mimicking BOND 007!

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Shaurya G

The name’s bond…Mac Bond!!!

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Shaurya G

Oh man, this windows 8 is getting out of control!!!

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Shaurya G

Colleague 1: I told u man, 3d is dangerous!!!

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Shaurya G

Call of Duty: A** Blower

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Paul Dulaney

Sorry, Harry — how was I supposed to know what hemispherical ray-tracing meant?

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Mike Bennett

The guys down in IT are never going to believe us.

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madhur

Monitor monitoring

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Armin A

Changed anything in the Graphics preferences you idiot?

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Chris Williams

They weren’t kidding when they said the NSA has gotten intrusive!

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Bentelbo

First I said “Please don’t open that attachment”. Then you said “I have antivirus software. What could go wrong?” That sound about right?

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Eric N

Maybe this whole virtual reality thing isn’t that much of a good idea

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SGK

“I always knew my computer hated me, but this is outstanding!”

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Vishal S

You take point…
No, no you can go first…
Damn it, just take cover…
Roger that!!

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Lea Anita Black

May day May day theres a killer virus on the Internet!

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Rajaa C

How much will the replacement glass on the window pane cost?

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Pierre B

“So, that’s WHY you asked for a 3d videocard upgrade!”
“At least I haven’t tested this game with my Occulus Rift first!”

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Joe

“Huntin’ ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun.”

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Alan W

Now did he fire 6 bullets or 7? You know in all this confusion I just plain forgot….

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