The Internet is a wonderful place, but sometimes it just spawns the weirdest creations.Case in point — these 9 websites. Some are genuinely hilarious for no good reason. Others are just so strange you’ll wonder why they were ever created. Regardless, you’re bound to have a laugh or two…while you procrastinate.
Spoiler alert: It’s a pug licking your screen, adorably. If you’ve ever felt the Internet was too dominated by silly cat videos because you’re more of a dog person, you’ll get a kick out of this licking-crazed pug.
Why does it exist? Who knows.
And just so you know, “sanger” is Danish for “singer”. Yeah. That explains a lot.
Thankfully, the answer is a big “NOPE.”
Back when the Large Hadron Collider was being built, there was some controversy surrounding the safety of the device. Luckily for all of us, multiple teams of scientists have reaffirmed the safety of the Collider.
And this website is proof of that. Were you expecting more?
Ever want to feel like you’re an awesome secret hacker super spy? Or at least pretend? Then you’ll love this site.
Hit random keys on your keyboard. Any keys. The website will start typing random, code-looking words and symbols that look super hackery, but are really just gibberish. Shhhh, your friends don’t need to know that.
Garfield is funny. The Garfield comic strips without Garfield are… pretty sad.
The website describes itself as ” a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.”
Well, that got deep.
Images and videos aren’t always needed to make hilarious jokes, but in this case, they certainly help. In fact, this website is entirely images.
It doesn’t make sense at first. Visit the website, and you’ll just see a circle. But mouse over the circle, and it will break up into smaller circles. Keep breaking up the circles, and eventually, you get rewarded with a cute picture of a koala.
Why? That is the question, isn’t it.
Basically: all the annoyance of nyan cat, but with dogs.
Your eyes will probably hurt after a few seconds. You’ll likely grow to hate the music in the background. But it’s strangely mesmerizing, and it’s very existence is fascinating.
It’s just people getting slapped by eels. Random? Check. Inexplicably funny? Check. Just move your mouse from side to side to control the eel slap to your liking. But really, the fact that you like virtually slapping people with eels is kind of weird.
I’m not sure how much time you can waste here, unlike some of these other websites for killing time, but it’s a great laugh for a couple of minutes.
Upon visiting this site, don’t be fooled by the silence and lack of color.
Notice that if you move your mouse across the screen, the black stick figure in the center moves too. Shake your mouse too much, and the figure goes into freakout mode. A blast of hyperactive music will assault your eardrums, bright colors charge at your retinas, and the previously calm stick figure begins to dance like mad.
Again, I just can’t fathom why this exists.
This is trippy. It’s so simple, but so mind-bending. Rectangles fall down the screen and eerie “something is falling” music somehow continues infinitely in the background.
Staring at this for too long might just drive you insane. I recommend small doses.
Maybe Now You Should Get Back To Work
That’s enough procrastinating. We all know you have an essay or work project due tomorrow. Don’t pretend like you’re all innocent. That’s really the only reason you could have wound up here.
But in case you’re determined to procrastinate, you may want to also check out these websites for some more geeky fun with “pointless” websites.
Any other funny but pointless websites you know of? Let us know in the comments.