There are hundreds of absolutely essential Android apps available on Google Play. Please do download and install these to improve your life in some way.
Unfortunately, there are also hundreds of pointless Android apps, and we’ve compiled a list of the eight most pointless Android apps you should avoid at all costs.
Say Yo To These Stupid Android Apps
We asked you, What Is The Most Pointless App You Have Ever Installed? We had a great response to this question, with plenty of you seeing fit to enlighten us with your knowledge of pointless apps.
This question was prompted by the explosion in popularity of Yo, an app which does nothing more than enable you and your friends to send ‘Yo’ to each other. Yo is clearly pointless, but it turns out there are at least eight apps more pointless than Yo.
We didn’t actually specify a particular platform that these pointless apps should be on, but most of the apps recommended to us are available for Android. Has Apple’s stringent quality control freakery actually done some good on this occasion? It certainly looks that way.
- Electric Shaver won’t shave your face.
- Pointless Game won’t entertain you.
- Hodor Keyboard hodor hodor hodor.
- Big Bang Whip is no Indiana Jones beater.
- Heater will kill your phone.
- Virtual Zippo Lighter won’t light your cigarettes.
- S.M.T.H. is an accident waiting to happen.
- Cat Licks Live Wallpaper actually makes cats annoying.
This list of eight utterly pointless Android apps is just the beginning. We want you to be inspired by the apps featured here and then take to the comments section below to tell us of any more pointless apps you have encountered over the years.
The geeky T-shirt we award for the best comment of the week (see below) may have already been won, but your prize for taking part in this extended discussion can be the satisfaction gained from helping others avoid a pointless app you wish someone else had warned you off.
Comment Of The Week
We received a lot of great comments, including those from Rajaa C, Roger C, and Ardie. Comment Of The Week goes to Simen B, who won with this comment:
I once made an app that tells you whether you’re driving, biking, walking or standing still, along the probability of each activity.
(I made it to test something for another app I’m working on, and no, I didn’t put it on gPlay)
That’s probably the most useless app I’ve ever had on my device.
If homemade apps doesn’t count, I also installed a game on my iPad once where the play button was blocked by an ad.
We chose this comment because the commenter had actually made a pointless app himself, which is all kinds of awesome. It’s just a shame he didn’t put it on Google Play, as I would have found it hard to resist downloading for a few laughs.
We Ask You is a weekly column in which you have your say about a particular subject. We ask you a question each week, with the results compiled and compressed into a follow-up article the following week. This column is nothing without your input, all of which is valued.
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