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funny yahoo answersAs the editor of MakeUseOf Answers answers answers Read More I see a lot of tech-related questions every day. Since every question is moderated, most of the embarrassing fun is edited out and the most ridiculous questions never see the light of day. From an entertaining point of view that is too bad, but on the other hand, we really want to make the world a smarter place.

If you don’t know what I mean, have a look at 15 funny Yahoo Answers questions from Yahoo users. How do these people manage to survive?

If you need to work out those face and belly muscles, here you go!

1. Question: How Can I Prevent Pearl Harbor From Happening?

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Smartass Answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.

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2. Question: Credit Card (Stuck) In Computer?

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Smartass Answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.

3. Question: If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace?

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Smartass Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker herself!

4. Question: Why Do Stupid People Breed?

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Smartass Answer: They wanted company?

5. Question: If A Woman Was To Eat A Lot Of Chocolate, Would Her Breast Milk Taste Like Chocolate Milk?

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Smartass Answer: Chocolate breast milk comes from black women.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker. His comment?

wow never realised this b4, ty

6. Question: How Turn Computer Monitor Into Mirror?

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Smartass Answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.

7. Question: How To Get YouTube To Come Film You?

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Smartass Answer: facepalm

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This is actually a popular troll question, that has been posted several times on Yahoo! Answers. Meanwhile, the original question was deleted.

8. Question: Why Are Fossilized Clam Shells Found On Mt. Everest?

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Smartass Answer: Obviously. Any other suggestion, such as geological uplift of the ancient seabed at points of tectonic plate subduction, would be mere hocus-pocus and superstition.

9. Question: What Is The Country Of Canada All About?

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Smartass Answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.

10. Question: Instead Of Simply Worshipping ‘God’, Why Not Worship Godzilla?

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Smartass Answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.

This question reminds of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As founder Bobby Henderson says:

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents””mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

11. Question: How Do People Hide Large Amounts Of Food In Their Mouth?

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Smartass Answer: It’s called Bulimia?

12. Question: Can I Fail A Drug Test By Having Sex The Night Before?

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Smartass Answer: You will fail an IQ test.

13. Question: Why Doesn’t The Earth Fall Down?

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Smartass Answer: Because it can fly.

Yes, that’s also the best answer selected by the Asker. She didn’t care much for gravity and the sun.

14. Question: Why Did Yahoo! Answers Delete My Question?

Subtitle: Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?

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Smartass Answer: Try the dryer instead.

15. Question: VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP!!! They Play It In Clubs!!?

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Smartass Answer: Sandstorm by Darude.

I’m speechless. People actually knew the answer!

If those got you hooked, check out more funny Yahoo! Answers on these pages:

Do you think most of these questions are genuine or do people just fake it to appear in an article like this?

  1. Karen
    September 7, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    I think that some of them are bogus but some are real. It's hard to know which. I do know a few really ignorant people who could ask some of these questions. And remember some of the stupid things we've heard one of our past presidents say...and his hilarious vice president?

    • Tina Sieber
      September 8, 2016 at 11:14 am

      Everything is plausible on the internet. :)

  2. -Annoymous
    February 14, 2016 at 9:36 am

    Not funny this is the last time i go to articles like these. Turly pointless. I mean we all know that yahoo answers is effed so who even cares anymore?

    • Annoymous
      September 23, 2016 at 11:34 am

      Then why did you click on the website?

  3. John Tony
    December 26, 2015 at 6:30 pm

    i'm really happy with SpyToApp's call monitoring, becasue i confirmed and it was pretty accurate. i do wish i would get a notification every time my daughter gets a call. I know they've got the watchlist, but if there's a way to get notifications for all the incoming calls, that would be great.

  4. Sarah Berkner
    March 6, 2015 at 4:25 am

    Some of the questions are funny, but the answer to #8 was stupid. Basically the other reason they give means that Mt. Everest was once underwater, which is the same thing as saying it was flooded. If several people groups that live in a different part of the world each have a story of a worldwide flood, how are they so sure it couldn't have happened? Maybe they just have something about the Bible? Nah, that couldn't be :)

  5. monica
    January 4, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    What can i say in this life again,how will i thank high priest dr.zolu for the good job which he just did for me.i have been searching for long a real spell caster now for me to get who to help me get back my husband back but i have been scammed with a lot of people who claim they are spell casters,so i was tired of searching then one morning just have to go to the net and just look for once again and i found this man high priest dr zolu and i contacted him and he make a prayer to me through phone in the night and after the prayer he tells me what to do and i did it and immediately the thing was done he gave me assurance that my husband will start looking for me and pleading for me to accept him back and i was kind of not sure and what make me amaze he said just 3days after this that is when he will come and as i am talking to you people now my husband came back to me just yesterday which make it complete 3days as he said and now i am very happy. you can contact high priest dr zolu through this email:dr.zolu@yahoo.com

  6. Emily
    November 28, 2010 at 7:21 am

    The "Smartass Answers" to the questions that are so obviously jokes just makes the Smartass Answerer look like an idiot. Especially with Question 10.

  7. Anonymous
    October 6, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Most of these aren't really that funny.

  8. Jin
    October 6, 2010 at 5:08 am

    hahaha i like the last one

  9. Tankboy2.2
    October 3, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I'm still waiting to hear about my own track, REALLY popular it was, in Gregorian chant.
    It goes something like:

    dun dun dun dun
    der der der der
    dun dun dun dun
    der der der der
    ooOOooeeEEeeooOOooeeEEee

    and then kinda slows down to a dull gurgling sound...

    Come on, SOMEONE'S bound to know this, it was REEEALLY popular between the 10th and 13th centuries!!!!

  10. Tankboy2.2
    October 3, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    I'm still waiting to hear about my own track, REALLY popular it was, in Gregorian chant.
    It goes something like:

    dun dun dun dun
    der der der der
    dun dun dun dun
    der der der der
    ooOOooeeEEeeooOOooeeEEee

    and then kinda slows down to a dull gurgling sound...

    Come on, SOMEONE'S bound to know this, it was REEEALLY popular between the 10th and 13th centuries!!!!

  11. Jowin
    October 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    why dont u make a section of funniest questions asked in yahoo answers for everyone(means excluding adult stuff)?

  12. John Walters
    September 25, 2010 at 2:54 am

    Hi Ed,
    How can you presume to list some of the funniest questions on Yahoo Answers when you so conspicuously lack a sense of humor?
    Of all the questions #10 was (a) intentionally funny, and (b) quite amusing. Your 'Smartass Answer' was frankly, pathetic, even bigoted.

  13. John Walters
    September 25, 2010 at 12:54 am

    Hi Ed,
    How can you presume to list some of the funniest questions on Yahoo Answers when you so conspicuously lack a sense of humor?
    Of all the questions #10 was (a) intentionally funny, and (b) quite amusing. Your 'Smartass Answer' was frankly, pathetic, even bigoted.

  14. paradoxblue
    September 24, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Amusing but also very scary. If these people were actually serious they should be executed or at the very least chemically castrated so they can't reproduce and further pollute the gene pool.

  15. Stephen B | InventionAddict
    September 24, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    WOW, our civilization is in deep trouble. Just the spelling mistakes alone make me wonder what are we spending our local taxes on. Can't be education.

    Are people just too lazy to use Google for answers? I don't get it.

  16. Stephen B | InventionAddict
    September 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    WOW, our civilization is in deep trouble. Just the spelling mistakes alone make me wonder what are we spending our local taxes on. Can't be education.

    Are people just too lazy to use Google for answers? I don't get it.

  17. Jean Chicoine
    September 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Question 9: I'm from Canada and let me tell you, we're a bunch big bad grumpy bears and we don't speak much, we mostly grunt and growl and one day we'll come down in Texas to get you! GRRRR!

  18. Raamee
    September 24, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    LOL...... lol,

  19. Saikat Basu
    September 24, 2010 at 7:34 am

    These guys and girls aren't alone. You should see some of the bloopers on shows like 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. Just Google it and lots of video links will come up :)

  20. Tim Brookes
    September 22, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Regardless of whether it's a troll or not, question 7 did it for me. I've seen the facepalm ASCII on Yahoo Answers before and it never fails to amuse me.

  21. Someone
    September 22, 2010 at 4:21 am

    These are almost all trolls.

  22. Mida
    September 22, 2010 at 4:20 am

    LOL Awesome

  23. Somesoulfly
    September 22, 2010 at 4:15 am

    LOL!!!!!

  24. Sorans
    September 21, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Awesome XD !

  25. Abhilash Thekkel
    September 21, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    ha ha ha...

  26. David Batterson
    September 21, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    These are hillarious!

  27. Jessica Cam W.
    September 21, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Made my day!

  28. Steve Campbell
    September 21, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    For #13 I would have said:

    Define down.

  29. Steve Campbell
    September 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    For #13 I would have said:

    Define down.

    • Tina
      September 21, 2010 at 5:58 pm

      haha That's definitely a good one!

    • Johan Klos
      September 21, 2010 at 7:07 pm

      I would reply: "the gate is down"

    • jhpot
      September 21, 2010 at 11:51 pm

      Nice.

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