15 Funny Yahoo Answers Questions that Will Make You LOL Hard

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funny yahoo answersAs the editor of MakeUseOf Answers I see a lot of tech-related questions every day. Since every question is moderated, most of the embarrassing fun is edited out and the most ridiculous questions never see the light of day. From an entertaining point of view that is too bad, but on the other hand, we really want to make the world a smarter place.

If you don’t know what I mean, have a look at 15 funny Yahoo Answers questions from Yahoo users. How do these people manage to survive?

If you need to work out those face and belly muscles, here you go!

1. Question: How Can I Prevent Pearl Harbor From Happening?

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Smartass Answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.

2. Question: Credit Card (Stuck) In Computer?

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Smartass Answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.

3. Question: If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace?

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Smartass Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

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This was also the best answer chosen by the asker herself!

4. Question: Why Do Stupid People Breed?

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Smartass Answer: They wanted company?

5. Question: If A Woman Was To Eat A Lot Of Chocolate, Would Her Breast Milk Taste Like Chocolate Milk?

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Smartass Answer: Chocolate breast milk comes from black women.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker. His comment?

wow never realised this b4, ty

6. Question: How Turn Computer Monitor Into Mirror?

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Smartass Answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.

7. Question: How To Get YouTube To Come Film You?

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Smartass Answer: facepalm

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This is actually a popular troll question, that has been posted several times on Yahoo! Answers. Meanwhile, the original question was deleted.

8. Question: Why Are Fossilized Clam Shells Found On Mt. Everest?

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Smartass Answer: Obviously. Any other suggestion, such as geological uplift of the ancient seabed at points of tectonic plate subduction, would be mere hocus-pocus and superstition.

9. Question: What Is The Country Of Canada All About?

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Smartass Answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.

10. Question: Instead Of Simply Worshipping ‘God’, Why Not Worship Godzilla?

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Smartass Answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.

This question reminds of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As founder Bobby Henderson says:

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents””mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

11. Question: How Do People Hide Large Amounts Of Food In Their Mouth?

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Smartass Answer: It’s called Bulimia?

12. Question: Can I Fail A Drug Test By Having Sex The Night Before?

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Smartass Answer: You will fail an IQ test.

13. Question: Why Doesn’t The Earth Fall Down?

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Smartass Answer: Because it can fly.

Yes, that’s also the best answer selected by the Asker. She didn’t care much for gravity and the sun.

14. Question: Why Did Yahoo! Answers Delete My Question?

Subtitle: Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?

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Smartass Answer: Try the dryer instead.

15. Question: VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP!!! They Play It In Clubs!!?

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Smartass Answer: Sandstorm by Darude.

I’m speechless. People actually knew the answer!

If those got you hooked, check out more funny Yahoo! Answers on these pages:

Do you think most of these questions are genuine or do people just fake it to appear in an article like this?

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Steve Campbell

For #13 I would have said:

Define down.

Tina

haha That’s definitely a good one!

Johan Klos

I would reply: “the gate is down”

jhpot

Nice.

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Steve Campbell

For #13 I would have said:

Define down.

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Jessica Cam W.

Made my day!

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David Batterson

These are hillarious!

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Abhilash Thekkel

ha ha ha…

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Sorans

Awesome XD !

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Somesoulfly

LOL!!!!!

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Mida

LOL Awesome

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Someone

These are almost all trolls.

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Tim Brookes

Regardless of whether it’s a troll or not, question 7 did it for me. I’ve seen the facepalm ASCII on Yahoo Answers before and it never fails to amuse me.

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Saikat Basu

These guys and girls aren’t alone. You should see some of the bloopers on shows like ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’. Just Google it and lots of video links will come up :)

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Raamee

LOL…… lol,

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Jean Chicoine

Question 9: I’m from Canada and let me tell you, we’re a bunch big bad grumpy bears and we don’t speak much, we mostly grunt and growl and one day we’ll come down in Texas to get you! GRRRR!

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Stephen B | InventionAddict

WOW, our civilization is in deep trouble. Just the spelling mistakes alone make me wonder what are we spending our local taxes on. Can’t be education.

Are people just too lazy to use Google for answers? I don’t get it.

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Stephen B | InventionAddict

WOW, our civilization is in deep trouble. Just the spelling mistakes alone make me wonder what are we spending our local taxes on. Can’t be education.

Are people just too lazy to use Google for answers? I don’t get it.

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paradoxblue

Amusing but also very scary. If these people were actually serious they should be executed or at the very least chemically castrated so they can’t reproduce and further pollute the gene pool.

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John Walters

Hi Ed,
How can you presume to list some of the funniest questions on Yahoo Answers when you so conspicuously lack a sense of humor?
Of all the questions #10 was (a) intentionally funny, and (b) quite amusing. Your ‘Smartass Answer’ was frankly, pathetic, even bigoted.

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John Walters

Hi Ed,
How can you presume to list some of the funniest questions on Yahoo Answers when you so conspicuously lack a sense of humor?
Of all the questions #10 was (a) intentionally funny, and (b) quite amusing. Your ‘Smartass Answer’ was frankly, pathetic, even bigoted.

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Jowin

why dont u make a section of funniest questions asked in yahoo answers for everyone(means excluding adult stuff)?

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Tankboy2.2

I’m still waiting to hear about my own track, REALLY popular it was, in Gregorian chant.
It goes something like:

dun dun dun dun
der der der der
dun dun dun dun
der der der der
ooOOooeeEEeeooOOooeeEEee

and then kinda slows down to a dull gurgling sound…

Come on, SOMEONE’S bound to know this, it was REEEALLY popular between the 10th and 13th centuries!!!!

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Tankboy2.2

I’m still waiting to hear about my own track, REALLY popular it was, in Gregorian chant.
It goes something like:

dun dun dun dun
der der der der
dun dun dun dun
der der der der
ooOOooeeEEeeooOOooeeEEee

and then kinda slows down to a dull gurgling sound…

Come on, SOMEONE’S bound to know this, it was REEEALLY popular between the 10th and 13th centuries!!!!

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Jin

hahaha i like the last one

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Anonymous

Most of these aren’t really that funny.

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Emily

The “Smartass Answers” to the questions that are so obviously jokes just makes the Smartass Answerer look like an idiot. Especially with Question 10.

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