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tech euphemismIf you pay attention to current affairs, you’ve probably heard the term “fracking” more than once. Did it ever occur to you that it sounded a little like a euphemism for something else? Yeah, sure it didn’t. Even the least corrupted adult mind would draw the connection. Although, if you’re a fan of Battlestar Galactica, then the term definitely wouldn’t have escaped your attention, I’m sure.

In the IT world, there are also a number of words you probably say every day that could be seen as a euphemism. These could make your clients blush simply because they don’t understand what you mean by it and are only left with the (sometimes quite visual) image of what it sounds like. Here’s a few to avoid in non-tech company.


No matter whether it’s written down or spoken out loud, the word fsck seems like you’re trying to say something in a round-about way. The fact that you’re talking about a mere file system check doesn’t usually cross the mind of the non-tech.

Nybbles & Bytes

These cutesy-sounding units of bits bring to mind nibbling and biting in the non-tech brain. It’s all to easy too think euphemistically from there.

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Female Ports & Port Sniffing

Talking about male and female ports is a great example of something geeks say which sounds like a euphemism. Or at least, it would be a euphemism if the male/female part of the term hadn’t evolved from referring to genitalia.


Discussing “ports” by themselves isn’t so bad, but then when people start mentioning port sniffing and port knocking (especially after mentioning a “female port”) nearby non-techies might think the conversation switched to porn while they weren’t paying attention.


Although a dongle is a thing that dangles, it’s not the dingle-dangle doo dah the non-techie thinks you mean. And when you start talking about your dongle attachment you might even see their eyes opening a little wider in horror as they begin to believe they’re trapped in a room with some sort of pervert.

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Packet Sniffing

With the average worldly person knowing all about guys and their packages, hearing a geek talk about packet sniffing might give them the wrong idea. If they think you’re referring to some sort of euphemism you’ll catch the surprised squint shortly after you mention it.


Joystick was a rather unfortunate name for something a child is going to spend a lot of time playing with. It doesn’t help that many of them also look like something you don’t want to give to a kid. What would grandma think?

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Back Doors

With “back door” being a well-established euphemism in the non-tech world, it’s a little surprising geeks don’t avoid using this one in non-techie company. Oh wait, no it’s not. People using this one are either well aware of what their audience thinks they’re saying or completely oblivious to what anyone else thinks because they’re busy trying to fix a problem.

Dirty Cache

Okay, so you’re unlikely to talk about dirty caches with your clients. However, if you did they’d most likely conjure up images of a secret hideaway for dirty business (or worse). Don’t say it.

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What Else?

On this note, it’s probably best to avoid talking about these too – strip, finger, mount, floppy, download, flash, master-slave, man-in-the-middle, promiscuous mode, peer-to-peer, .wad file, client access, penetration testing, elfdump, unzip, vgrind, RAM, slot.

Added Bonus: Root & Route

Getting root access is something techies talk about all the time. With non-techies, you might mention it while talking about rooting phones. Well, what many people don’t realise is that this seemingly innocent phrase actually has a double meaning in some places (Australia is one of them). It’s not a euphemism, though. No, the word “root” is actual slang for – well, you know, having sex.

What’s even funnier is when some techies talk about routing, pronounced “rooting”. Aussies often pronounce “route” for technical things more like “rah-wte” to avoid this and can sometimes be seen snickering quietly whenever anyone says “root” unexpectedly or in a particularly good context.

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