10 Cool, Funny, Sexy and Crazy Valentine Message Generators

Valentine’s is near and if you’re still looking for a cool, funny, romantic, sexy, violent or sarcastic way to express your love(or even hatred) then this post is for you. Here you’ll find a bunch of free web tools that you can use to quickly create personal messages(animations) and afterwards forward them to your loved ones. Enjoy!

Penguin

Type any message and fat penguin will write it on top of the mountain while sliding down the slope. Once you done with your message you’ll receive a custom link which can be forwarded to others. See it action here

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Gaxed

Here you can post custom messages on top of the image and afterwards download it to your comp. At the moment there are 13 background images you can chose from.

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Monk-E-Mail

Let funny looking chimp deliver your message for you. Choose a monkey you like, pick outfit(glasses, clothes, background…), add message(audio or text) and forward it to your valentine.
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Lynx Alphabet Girls

Looking for something sexy? Enter your message and two hot ladies in red lingerie will spell it out by posing each symbol of your message.

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Message in a Bottle

‘Message in a Bottle’ lets you write a message seal it in bottle and email it. You can either address it to someone specific or just toss it into the sea to be picked up and commented on by anyone.

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Budsmack

Budsmack is a funny promo tool from Budweiser. Write down some text, upload your image (optional), select an accent and budsmack will create a simple video of yourself reading out entered message. There is an option to share your creation with others, so use your imagination.

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Bloody Finger Mail

This would be rather weird approach to express your love but you never know, maybe just the right option for some.
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Yellow Snow (no longer online)

Yet another weirdo, but instead of blood you get urinating guy who will write out your message on the snow using contents of his bladder as an ink.
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Be My Anti-Valentine:

Lots of hilarious anti-valentine postcards
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Let them sing it for you: as it says, ‘let them sing it…‘

And some more stuff;

• mixtape.exopolis.com
• How to date on the cheap without looking cheap [lifehacker.com]
• Free Valentine MP3s for your lpod [stereogum.com]