They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Why not serve it nasty and stinky? PoopSenders is a web service that lets you send a poop package to anyone anonymously. The site claims that it is the ultimate gag gift to get back at someone such as an annoying person, a mean boss, an inconsiderate ex, mechanic or salesman that ripped you, or basically anyone who you just don’t like.

The website lets you select the type and size of poop to send. You can choose between cow dung, elephant crap and gorilla poop. A quart of a poop ranges from $12.95 to $16.95 (plus $6.95 shipping) while a gallon of poop ranges from $19.95 to $23.95 (plus $9.95 shipping). As for the payment, the site accepts major credit cards and Paypal. Unfortunately, international customers will miss out since it is only available in the United States.

The poop packages contain a business card right on the poop with this message: “YOU’VE BEEN POOPED ON. WANT TO KNOW BY WHOM? OVER.” The recipient would then have to dig over the poop only to find out this message on the back: “WE’LL NEVER TELL. WWW.POOPSENDERS.COM”.

Features:

• Send a poop package to a person that you don’t like anonymously
• Choose the type of poop: cow dung, elephant crap or gorilla poop
• Choose the size of the poop: a quart or a gallon

Check out PoopSenders @ www.poopsenders.com